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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:57am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:


Somewhat personal

Oh sarcasm I see

No sarcasm. She did ask after you for... I can't count.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:58am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
Y

Put the 'bottle of duck' grin in a boiling water. The bottle should expand in the presence of heat.

Hehe.. Physics don scatter your head grin grin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:59am On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:

Of course










I wouldn't

grin grin Na so you stingy reach
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 10:01am On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:


No sarcasm. She did ask after you for... I can't count.

I'm sure she did. Only problem is that I never saw her mention(s).
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:02am On Mar 03, 2015
Anyone??

What is at least six inches long, goes in your mouth and more fun when it vibrates?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:03am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:


I'm sure she did. Only problem is that I never saw her mention(s).


She PMed me tho.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 10:14am On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:


She PMed me tho.

Oh I see. I hope u guys had something good to say
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by khami: 10:37am On Mar 03, 2015
hey am khami ilike general nursing
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 10:39am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:


grin yes o!
are u also an aspirant? if so which course?




#rep sociology
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 10:40am On Mar 03, 2015
khami:
hey am khami ilike general nursing
aw r u doing khami?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 10:43am On Mar 03, 2015
kingjay18:
are u also an aspirant? if so which course?




#rep sociology

Yeah. Electrical/Electronic Engineering
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 10:46am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:


Yeah. Electrical/Electronic Engineering
wow! nice 1 bro

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 11:37am On Mar 03, 2015
Una weldone o, how today? just passing
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:39am On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:
Anyone??

What is at least six inches long, goes in your mouth and more fun when it vibrates?

A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.


kIngjay18.. I see u bruv

#SOCIOLOGY
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 11:41am On Mar 03, 2015
kingjay18:
are u also an aspirant? if so which course?




#rep sociology
What?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 11:48am On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:


grin grin Na so you stingy reach

Greed is necessary to succeed dawg.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by estijaz(f): 11:52am On Mar 03, 2015
DrHost:
Hmmmm what course ..... @Estijaz if u follow someone to xam all the person don pass b dat hope she is a sci std sha
lolxxxx u nor really get work,how person wan take do expo follow for cbt?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by estijaz(f): 11:54am On Mar 03, 2015
ogunsinamayowa:
estijaz: are u among the students who did their matric today?

and i dont see the message.
nope ui has not resumed,which sch matriculated?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:54am On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:


A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.


kIngjay18.. I see u bruv

#SOCIOLOGY

Guy. You don get where I dey pack them from abi.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by estijaz(f): 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
horpeyemmi66:

Not really, just wrapping things up, I've just got to intensify the prepping...crossing Ts and dotting Is. You are saying March 14 is still too close, if it were March 9 nko. Haa, no one would see my Tail light on NL, thank God my Oga at the top{Jesus} did not allow that; and if I would guess correctly, your sister is coming to U.I...too bad I don't have a big brother/Sister to come cheer me on at the sidelines. Bhuumhite and Cassyrooy, you guys are just smelling of fish and I am smelling it gidigan here, @Proton are you smelling it too. @Dr.Host, wush kind Opele, if I hear, me no one do D.Wc(Doctor of Witchcraft). Nataworry @Dr.Host and Estijaz, I'd give you a narration of all my Vista from LauteCh, Ogbomoso to Unilorin soonest.
Nope she isn't,don't wanna go to dsame sch wit any of my siblings,she wants to read nursing at UI,d gal dey fear UI ooo,okkkkkk sorry oooo,how wish I cud b ur sista for just dat day
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by estijaz(f): 12:12pm On Mar 03, 2015
horpeyemmi66:
@Dr.Host and Estijaz.
Ref: JOURNEY TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN FROM LAUTECH, OGBOMOSO.

I had visited the cyber cafe twice as if I wanted to book a flight to Australia, man this means more than going to Australia for me. The cyber cafe operator had looked at me the third time as though, I was the only one writing UTME '15. If only he knew my travails, if only. Immediately I printed the slip, I flagged a bike down and told the guy "School, Main gate". Yeah, it was at LauteCh's main gate, one could get a cheap ride to Ilorin as I've heared. We got there, I paid him and he zoomed off.

After waiting in the Sun for close to 30mins a old cab pulled up and the old man driving the cab got down as if on impulse ran down where I and some other man stood, speaking in Yoruba "Egbon, se Ilorin len lo". We answered saying yes and demanded to know the cost which he said N250, I refused immediately; meanwhile the other passengers in his cab where already eyeballing us, were we wasting their time?. I told him I've got N200 flat and he said we should hop on board, a decision I still regret now.

Now in the jalopy old Cab, let me introduce you to the characters in there: Sleeping Beauty, I met her asleep in the cab and she slept for most of the Journey to Ilorin, only when she got some texts, that's when she woke up, Fat Old lady, an irritable and mischievious woman who squeezes her face anytime the car unavoidably got into a pot hole. Mr. Loquacious, a man in his early thirties to me, who spoke to the driver on many issues ranging from sports, to those making blood money, to how devilish his Uncle's wife was or is, to how much he paid for school fees for his obstinate children, the indifferent man who entered the bus with me, he was aloof to quite a number of things but not to sleeping beauty which I was fortunate to seat beside grin, throwing glances at her every now and then. Some later Joined us on the way, at Gambari, Ogbomoso.

The car didn't even have an ignition, the old man just brought too wires together from underneath the dash board. When he joined those wires together, the car convulsed with the bonnet of the car shaking furiously as though it was complaining to the Driver. Then the cab spluttered back to life, he engaged the gear which made some squeaky sound and the car groaned onwards, Onwards to Ilorin at 12:42 pm.

The mischievious old lady then brought out her reading glasses and bible, I thought we were about to pray...but she just kept on reading the bible, ticking verses with a coverless pen. At about 7mins into the journey, Mr.Loquacios cell-fone started ringing, it was a CHINKO...oh my God!. And when he picked a call he spent an average of 5mins laughing and at other times frowning and raining heavy curses on some vague figures. Sleeping beauty was still sleeping, poor me. And there was Mr. Indiffrent as well.
Do not judge a book by its cover they would say, do not judge a car's speed by its chasis(my version). The car had started accelerating and I watched the Speedometer(I sat in the middle) rise from 0 to 80, isn't that enough, the speed began climbing and soon we were going at a whooping 120Km/Hr.
lol,y u nor snap pic of sleeping beauty na
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by estijaz(f): 12:13pm On Mar 03, 2015
DrHost:
Horphe with this your story telling and funny Ilorin sojourn story, u should be considering writing a novel...... The snr Chinua
abi?I love his good command of English
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 12:21pm On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:


Guy. You don get where I dey pack them from abi.

lol. Not exactly. It's kinda like a hobby. I do brain
teasers, logic puzzles, mind
games, riddles, and optical
illusions alot.

These ones are stale self.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pes13: 12:30pm On Mar 03, 2015
Greetings to Everyone one. D count down to my exam date begins today to March 14, hopefully I would round up tinz b4 d d-day.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 12:51pm On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:


A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.


kIngjay18.. I see u bruv

#SOCIOLOGY
Naso bro.. God help us conquer all our exams... cos i don tire 4 house as i dey so.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by kingjay18(m): 12:53pm On Mar 03, 2015
cassyrooy:
What?
u sef apply 4 sociology abi....we don dey plenty o,make no go increase d cutoff point..buh no shit God go see us tru



#rep sociology
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Holamarncy: 1:27pm On Mar 03, 2015
embarassed

this printing of a thing z Jxt too stupid..haha...January i was playing in ikeja..(post new yr)enjoyment .i decided to register Der and print somewhere .came back to ikorodu ..nw its tym to print and its Nt goin tru all dey would say z "we Dnt av d code" so i decided to go to ikeja where i registered bh was told its been postponed nw m here again spending another 1k .. Jxt cos of simple slip .it isn't worth d stress.nw already feeling fever creeping allover .....
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 1:58pm On Mar 03, 2015
Just printed my jamb slip...Dem collect #300 for just dat paper wey i 4 print 4 my house free of charge
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 2:22pm On Mar 03, 2015
kingjay18:
u sef apply 4 sociology abi....we don dey plenty o,make no go increase d cutoff point..buh no shit God go see us tru



#rep sociology








You go hide abi? Reprinting na hell for Abuja o
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 03, 2015
Na inside U.I i go do my jamb sha, Mercy speak for me on dat day
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MockinJay(m): 4:10pm On Mar 03, 2015
Writing mine on the 14th. cheesy

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