The
following below are the funniest ways to
breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend... "16 missed
calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable
of killing me... It's over!!!" "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell
conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect
me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's
over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go and find
him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking
chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I
called you and you picked up immediately. You
lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support PDP? It's
over!" "You are always abbreviating your texts,
you want our children to be short abi? It's
OVER!" "I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!" "You don't pay your tithe,
if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park
your things." You can add More below to
continue the fun..

Hahha ..like warming ice cream?

LOL @ drinking coke with another mans name.
She go just stop to drink coke till further notice

kuteNUEL:
"You don't pay your tithe,
if you can cheat on God, then who am I?d..