JeffreyJamez:
Your lie no sweet ahan na!


Human poopoo for egusi soup!!!

Immaangel:

Hahahahahahah na so e commo from d man mouth as he dey confess. Guy e be like say egusi na your specialty, try cooking it with your yellow poo next time!!!

Immaangel:
THE OWNERS OF A FETISH AND DIABOLIC EATERY LOCATED
AROUND THE VICINITY OF ALADINMA STUDENT
ALLIANCE,MEET THEIR TIMELY AND WELL MERITED
RETRIBUTION. It was a very horrible,absurd and gory sight to behold earlier today,as the owners of a popular eatery
around the sphericity of Aladinma student alliance met
their well timed waterloo. Eyewitness recounted that trouble started within the
wee hours of the morning,when the vigilante group in
charge of security around the alliance caught a woman
in possession of blood filled calabash doing some
incantation in front of an eatery by name "Sweet
Diamond" situated at the heart of the alliance. When she was accosted,she lied that she was
conducting a prayer session and the security guards
overlooked her.
She was almost allowed to go scot free,not until
suspicion grew and the fetish contents of the calabash
was discovered. She was almost lynched by the irate mob,if not for the
confessions she was forced to make. She made confessions which smeared the self
acclaimed Manager of the eatery by name Dubem. At the long run,Dubem the innocent looking guy was
apprehended and thoroughly beaten to the extent that
he made confessions that has caused palpable
fears,regrets and tension around the vicinity and its
adjoining environ. In the course of the confessions,the angry scrum started digging the entrance to the eatery.
To the greatest shock and dismay of everyone,fetish
and diabolical items like;human heart,various sizes of
padlocks,black and white handkerchiefs,t races of human blood and various human body parts etc was
harvested.
Dubem in his fear gripped,stutter ing and incoherent statements,conf essed how he uses the menstrual flow of his female workers to cook food.
How he uses large quantities of human feaces to
prepare egusi soup,how he uses human blood to
prepare stew and so many atrocious acts. He even confessed how he sleeps with all his female
staffs,takes their destiny and compels them to keep a
sealed lips. He further professed how he enchanted his customers
and continuously enchants his prospective customers
immediately they step their foot inside the eatery. He also admitted how he generates and controls an
influx of customers to his eatery using fetish means. What da heck? God please come and witness these man's gross
inhumanity against your children. Yuck!!!!!!! Taking a look at his blood soiled body and devilish
face,one will wonder and ask"what on earth will
warrant someone to engage in these soulless acts"? With the kind of customers he commanded,I can
vehemently state that about 80% of residents and
visitors of Aladinma and Okwu Uratta have in several
ways consumed commodities from that eatery,if not
Garri&soup,chic ken,provisions, drugs,it must be shawarma or pop corn etc. I really share in their fears.But they should be unruffled
and take solace in the word of God which says that;"the
evil that the children of God are ignorant of,won't find
them". But in all,thank God he met his comeuppance in an
unlikeliest of ways to the great admiration and relief of
people he has kept in captivity.
A little word to all other owners of the various eateries
scattered in Imo state who engage in these ungodly
aforementioned acts. My advice is;as a matter of urgency you should all
desist from these insensate and heinous activities
before a gruesome and well deserved pill is forcefully
administered down your blood soaked gullets. It is said that we don't only fight against flesh and
blood,but against principalities, powers and agents of darkness. These are extreme times,its high time we formulated
extreme measures....... ...... Only God,Carefulness and high level of circumspection are the requisites in these devilish
moments........

hmm... op r u serious about this??


***modified.... okay I've asked a friend that stays at davita hostel n he confirmed it... some humans r wicked tho