Lagos Conductors are the most dramatic, melodramatic and scintillating Conductors in the world (sorry, planet). What makes them special and unique?
Ok, 'lezz' go.

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No Change ooo:
if you enter bus in Lagos and you don't hear this anthem from them.. ''no change ooo,'' then something must be wrong with you. (your ears actually). They tell you no change before you enter, but the funniest thing is that when you still enter with big money, how/where they get the change from i don't know.


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NO NONSENSE:
They don't take sh*t from anyone. Infact, ''CUSTOMER SERVICES'' no dey dia dictionary.

---Conductor: ''madam, if u no wan enta abeg make u con dan jareee'' .... ''madam, e jooo dress jareee! Na onli u dey dis bus'' these comments, they make with full strength and arrogance.


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Omo na so e b ooooo,dem go even attach person to u make una go find change

Hehehe...

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THEIR MODE OF DRESSING:
arrrrrghhhr! Lagos conductors and their dressing ehnn,they are the most fashionable set of conductors. You'll see a conductor wearing a coat (no b suit ooo, na coat i call am) with short dirty jeans and then crown it all with a blackish (actually, white) bathroom slippers... Mehhnn! Isn't that fashion? .. Or ' a faded ankara with face cap and then combo'ed with football boot. The last one i saw used nylon to hold his already pulling shorts. Have you ever rocked a nylon belt? ... Lagos conductors are indeed Fashion trendy.

PS: are you kidding me? I made frontpage, lol. Shout out to everyone who commented and also to those who liked and shared. Shout out to those who viewed and did not comment.. Also, shout out to those who nomenclated me 'conductor' [lol, which i'm not] . And, Lastly [in buhari's voice] .. Shout out to the conductors in Lasgidi ..... Ibiiiiileee! Eko o ni baje oooo!!!

phabuloz:
Omo na so e b ooooo,dem go even attach person to u make una go find change

hehehe, na so dem be ooo! Tanx..

mperoakeem:
Hehehe...

yu neva c anytin oo, save d laff.

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THEY'RE CO-ORDINATED:

Yes, Lagos conductors are very co-ordinated, they do thing serially. A Lagos conductor can never start collecting money randomly or from the back. He'll always be like... '' ejoo owo siwaju '' meaning (money 4 front), he will always collect line by line ooo. And you can never cheat them ooo. They'll catch you... This i think is a unique feature.

**More rolling, you can add yours oo**

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LIBERTY FROM THEIR BOSS: Can you ever act anyhow or say incessant/insulting words to your customers when your Boss is right in front of you?! ( na sack b dat from yo boss or prolly a mental check up for you from him). The reverse is the case for Lagos conductors, they have liberty to do anyhow even when their boss-oga (driver) dey in front of them. Sometimes, they fight/argue/insult their boss and go scot-free. They have liberty ooo!


**RANDOM COMMENTS FROM A LAGOS CONDUCTOR**
[''ejoo! oo, no change ooo, i go join u na oo. ''] ... ''money for front'', [''Ojuelegba, masha kilo ooo, one chance going '' *dat one chance na likr 4seats remaining ooo*]
... '' arggghr, fyn geh e wale wa' na only feety naira '' [fine girl, enter its only fifty naira ] and if the girl no entet.. He'll be like.. ''mtsshhew *hiss* c as she be sef, she no fyn..'' commot for my bus jaree''

Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Lagidi Rockz......

with their strong face. fear go wo u.

Wondas

make I book space...I'm in the toilet

ceeSleek:
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THEIR MODE OF DRESSING:
arrrrrghhhr! Lagos conductors and their dressing ehnn,they are the most fashionable set of conductors. You'll see a conductor wearing a coat (no b suit ooo, na coat i call am) with short dirty jeans and then crown it all with a blackish (actually, white) bathroom slippers... Mehhnn! Isn't that fashion? .. Or ' a faded ankara with face cap and then combo'ed with football boot. The last one i saw used nylon to hold his already pulling shorts. Have you ever rocked a nylon belt? ... Lagos conductors are indeed Fashion trendy.

They fashionista & a trendy niggaz

Wole pelu change
1000,500 ma wole

And you forget to add;
The way they customise bustop names.
If you don't open ur ear very well.
U will enter wrong bus and stop@the wrong
Bus stop.

Hmmm.freshness of air...na d man we need

Lagos conductors born and bred in Lagos! might not be fashionable but they wear expensive clothes.

lagos is backward if na like dat.

This guy is speaking from experience

Lol

APC,una don hear ? "No Change ooooooo"

Dont know what you are talking about cause I use my private chopper to move around.

Ere dami yo, Yo! Yo!

Make i book space..

If you don't enter a bus because of their "no change o" chanting, you will sleep at the bus stop. Because everyone will say that. Just enter and after much shout, they will sort you out eventually.

chrisviral:
but op why you no arrange ya update well, e just be like wetin conductor compose.

You be conductor?

Op, you forgot to mention that they're very good at arithmetics. They'll be like "emu N50 wa ke gba N100 (bring N50 in exchange for N100)" and you'd still be doing the math in your head

Na so na

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