Mouth odor nko @op

"We no dey stop here! Lastman dey front! You go com down for front!"

Ib conductors are nt left awt

Several NL guys be conductor already i sabi like 5

Cant stop laughing. .

lol

"Agege" is the same as "Ayege."

Lagos conductors, been teaching Nigerians smartness since 1914.

LOL true.

bright007:
lol

Your signature funny die.

Guy u talking from 10yrs experience! Am haPpy for u because u r now a driver,,,u have moved from CHANGE #apc,conductor# to TRANSFORMATION #pdp,driver #

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

mey chionu gi dia

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Our Lord God endorse Buhari

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Which sealords?

Op nA conductor

Hahahaha, the first time i went to airport road. I nearly slept at cele busstop because all i could heard was 'yepo roooad!!'

Ikegift4real:
lagos is backward if na like dat.

tell us the trueth.. Whre ar you from or where ar you residing?

One funny thing is that so will push you inside the bus before asking you where you are heading to

chrisviral:
but op why you no arrange ya update well, e just be like wetin conductor compose.

You be conductor?

i tire o! ROTFL

abokikhalifa:
tell us the trueth.. Whre ar you from or where ar you residing?

am from Inyi near Gautamelia.

abokikhalifa:
tell us the trueth.. Whre ar you from or where ar you residing?

am from Inyi near Gautamelia.

Maybe .....

*ROLLING* NO LAPPING OOOOOO

lol

chrisviral:
but op why you no arrange ya update well, e just be like wetin conductor compose.

You be conductor?

They can be so annoying atyms. They will claim no change were as they have. Bur I also like them because if you don't know were u are going they will direct and tell u bus to enter

[quote author=angrybird007 post=31392949]Wole pelu change
1000,500 ma wole

And you forget to add;
The way they customise bustop names.
If you don't open ur ear very well.
U will enter wrong bus and stop@the wrong
Bus stop.[/quote

Ikegift4real:
lagos is backward if na like dat.

guess ure frm sambisa abi

angrybird007:


And you forget to add;
The way they customise bustop names.
If you don't open ur ear very well.
U will enter wrong bus and stop@the wrong
Bus stop.

That happened to me wen I first came to Lag. Wanted to go to AGEGE, and they were calling "AYEGE", I wait for AGEGE bus tire !! Had to call a cab and ended up paying #2000 instead of #70 from Ojodu.

Lagos JJC isn't funny.

Eko ni baje oo

op you also forget thier slangs. .50naira =wazo...100naira =10 fiber and 500naira = figo ...when passenger drops and the conductor wants to say go on ...he simply says 'GBE SOKE'..

The day they jam me and three other passengers together make we share 1k as our change na em my eye shine. We find change soteee I leave N50 for them as all of dem wan dia change complete. Who wan give u change?

kay1one2:
"We no dey stop here! LASTMA dey front! You go com down for front!"

Lagos buses fear Lastma pass Mopol. They hardly drop passengers along the road...U Must stop @ their Bus-stops and trek back to ur destination

They lack respect cos they don't have permanent passenger and u may not board same bus till u leave Lagos. Who u wan vex for. Customers are everywhere

the humor that comes when there is a between rift between A Lousy Passenger and a Conductor will make your day

they are so unique, they have the own presidential candidate.

#TeamAntiBuhari
#TeamJonaMyMan