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Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by soldierdollar(m): 6:01pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
The ooze that it carries can knock a baby down . I have been nursing this abnormalities for 2 weeks hoping it will stop the next day , but alas, there is no improvement . because of the density of the stench , am propelled to change my boxers every now and then . To tell you how serious it is , my cousin came inside the room about 10 minutes after I released the last bomb and was wondering where the smell is coming ![]() Right now I need serious help . I don't feel any abnormalities in my system but the fart is just embarrassing me ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by vjsmiles: 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
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Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by buygala(m): 6:04pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
op should mix in equal proportion 'Raid' insecticide mixed with Drummer boy air-freshener, a bottle of Harpic and Morning fresh Take the concoction 3 times daily... Within 8 weeks of adherence to this dosage, your fart should smell like Fresh roses ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by yinkus4u2c(f): 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
spiritual or medical? |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by soldierdollar(m): 6:08pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by Timbi: 6:09pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
I suggest you get an intestinal deodorant, you take it 8hourly for 72 hrs. It may help you get rid of that evil stench. |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by Dyt(f): 6:11pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
vjsmiles: Lwtmb |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by adanduka: 6:17pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
![]() Convert the fart to energy so you can charge your phone when PHCN fails 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
So person no fit get better advice on nairaland. @op go check yourself out for infections abeg. 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by stanogb(m): 6:24pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
The OP needs your advice thats why he came here. Dear OP, the problem with your body system is caused by lack of fruits and Water. Take watermelon, banana, oranges daily. Also, always take some water as you eat. Some people prefer to take water after their meals, but it is not good for the system. If it doesnt stop after 2 days, consult a doctor. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by valmunich(m): 6:25pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
OP, lick orange and go take a poo |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by whizbee(m): 6:28pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
1.Reduce ur food intake 2.Ensure u goto toilet every morning-to aid this eat pawpaw and garden egg after mealds,they help digestion 3.if there are no improvements,go see a doctor. .meanwhile . . Working on my rap album |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by whizbee(m): 6:29pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
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Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by vjsmiles: 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by Nobody: 6:44pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Op, when was the last time you poo? Maybe you're the type that eat egg and beans together ![]() Please watch what you eat and drink a lot of water. 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by culcid(m): 6:50pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
@op, try to be taking at least a cup or sachet of water first thing every morning, also as one of the persons above suggested, increase your fruit intake, especially oranges. Within a week, you will be fine. cheers. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
funny guy! have u hear of this saying ? "poising against poison is a valuable treatment'' so eat a lot of beans and akara take pap with moi moi daily then d fart will notice that u dont care and will gradually return to normal |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by soldierdollar(m): 9:47pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
I have received lots of advice ... Some sincere , some funny ![]() I am guilty of not taking much water . sometimes I go a whole day without drinking water . I don't drink after eating unless am very thirsty . All these habits were cultivated since I was small but all those while my system has been healthy I eat my normal diet except that I exercise little cause I just recently finished from school . I guess I have to forcefully increase my water and fruit intake |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by juniormusa(m): 10:10pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Take more of fruits and water guy.. |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by tforever(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
soldierdollar:colon cleansing is what you need...active probiotic and aloe gel will help you. 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Fart Smells Like Hell by soldierdollar(m): 9:21pm On May 20, 2015 |
tforever: Thanks |
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