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Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:16am On Mar 08, 2015 |
I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by SageNaruto(m): 6:33am On Mar 08, 2015 |
hi |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 6:33am On Mar 08, 2015 |
The cuppa you mentioned, how do I get it? Little Girl came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Boy showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Girl went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Girl's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Girl replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted. 4 Likes |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:48am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz: Hahaha thank you laughter is medicine. How many sugars would you like with your tea? I've just put the kettle on. *returns from kitchen and sits down* |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:50am On Mar 08, 2015 |
SageNaruto:Hello thanks for dropping by. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 6:52am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:No, not sugar. A spoon of honey will be nice with lotsa milk, Served warm, not hot. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:54am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz:Coming right up. You like your tea the way my lil nieces like it-milky- I have no honey but I can put my finger it 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:07am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:ure a shit. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:07am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:all your comments are just Bleep. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:09am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:dats al u know hw to do, u cnt even cook gud food, only 2 boil water n make tea. mcheeeeew!!! |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:10am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:rubbish |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:18am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Borrowed your Dad's watch? 1 Like
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:21am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:Thanks, Dimples, While I sip the tea, maybe we can talk about really nice times... |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:23am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz: What's your plan for the weekend? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:26am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Read,,Movies,,,Go out -Shawarma+ice cream.. Whats urs? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by jemype(m): 7:29am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Yo I downloaded dis one The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" But my personaL favourite and shortest joke is- "2 yoruba women sat down quietly" Dimples192: |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:29am On Mar 08, 2015 |
What gets wetter and wetter as it dries? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:32am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz:Cooking, Cleaning and a lil shopping. Nothing exciting. Wanna go out on Friday 13th. I love the date because it's deemed unlucky by many but for me it's my favourite day. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:33am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:A towel Friday 13th? Two is a team . Where do we meet? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:34am On Mar 08, 2015 |
jemype: Modified I think that was the joke lol #BarbieMoments Loool I love that! Kids will bring your shi out. Dnt know the 2 Yoruba women joke thou please share it. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:34am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz:Good close but no |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:38am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz: Where are you at? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:39am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lagos mainland. You? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:42am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz:England Bit far to travel 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:45am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lemme think, A plane- 6 hours.. I wonder how long with a bicycle.. Are you free Friday 13th 2016? 2 Likes |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:46am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz: Lol Yeah why not. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:50am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hmmph. I have a joke somewhere..., just that all that alcohol last night's befuddled my brain... |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Lovetinz(m): 7:53am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples , do you like pineapples? 1 Like
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:54am On Mar 08, 2015 |
BoboYekini:Lol well come back when you sober up |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by uchman(m): 7:55am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hello Dimples192 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:56am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lovetinz: Second to mango but yh I like pineapples |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 08, 2015 |
uchman:Hello uchman thanks for the holla How you been? |
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