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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
No matter how deep into the river you go, to release a fart, the bubbles must expose you. cheesy

Disgusting

Yuck

So this is what u gt to cheer dimpz up
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Yes HE walked

lol correct...

Okay.. wait for another
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Disgusting

Yuck

So this is what u gt to cheer dimpz up




It's a proverb.

Wait, you don't fart? Your ass is sealed?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:

Solve this


A man had a dog named 'He' and a Donkey named Got.

The man went on a journey. He rode on Got and sometimes he walked...

- Was the dog present?
No
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:23pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
It's a proverb.

Wait, you don't fart? Your ass is sealed?

Hw u go ask chic dis kind question lol grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Hw u go ask chic dis kind question lol grin
lmao. Answer. tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2015
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22...
How is this possible?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
this was gotten from a rap battle on nl

I want y'all to decipher The punchline in it


First one is this..what's the pun and homophone in this--

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/
My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act
tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the
facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when
you holding your dïck /



Second one is this ..what's the wordplay and punchline in this--


Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your
bearing defies physics/What's happened to you,
son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But
since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like
white women /


grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:

gringringringringringrin this lady is really dumb

Dimples sorry cry

Seriously jst chill out. Please don't turn my thread into a war zone. I dnt want it to be closed. Missclassy please respect that. I am asking you nicely. Thanks
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:

No
.

lol ..failed ..

the dog was present..
remember the name of the dog was 'HE'... and the story said the man rode on a donkey and sometimes 'HE' walked..

nice try though
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
lmao. Answer. tongue

Ok but in a sexy way looool
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
.

lol ..failed ..

the dog was present..
remember the name of the dog was 'HE'... and the story said the man rode on a donkey and sometimes 'HE' walked..

nice try though

Ok

Another one
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Ok but in a sexy way looool
Rofl.

And the smell?

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by hustleranthem(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
Who b dimples ?? Abi na pimples sef cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
This ain't a riddle it's a test or an assignment on music so I'm out.

Darkrebel666:
this was gotten from a rap battle on nl

I want y'all to decipher The punchline in it


First one is this..what's the pun and homophone in this--

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/
My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act
tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the
facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when
you holding your dïck /



Second one is this ..what's the wordplay and punchline in this--


Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your
bearing defies physics/What's happened to you,
son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But
since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like
white women /


grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:30pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Rofl.

And the smell?

Omo roses baby lol

Abeg get off d floor
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lol dat second one get as it be

Wt r u asking us loool cnt stop laughing @ Darkrebel
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Ok

Another one
embarassed
Lala247:


Ok

Another one

okay. bring out the puns in this




First one is this..

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/
My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act
tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the
facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when
you holding your dïck /



Second one is this ..

Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your
bearing defies physics/What's happened to you,
son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But
since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like
white women /
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Omo roses baby lol

Abeg get off d floor
Roses kor. Lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Do my riddle angry please grin

Dimples192:
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22...
How is this possible?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Roses kor. Lol
Stay there come n smell better fart
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

This ain't a riddle it's a test or an assignment on music so I'm out.


lol .. don't go out ooo

its a riddle.. you just have to figure out the PUN in it..

you can do it baby cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Do my riddle angry please grin

2 twins as in 2 sets
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
if y'all can't solve mine..say so now so I can explain cheesy

meanwhile.. lemme crack this Dimple's riddle
*cracks neck twice *
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:

2 twins as in 2 sets
No one set
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
Wait wait

Second one is he tryna say small bums ??

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Deejavuu(f): 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
A guy who had a small dick took a girl home. His dilemma was how to tell her his dick was very small, even at full erection. So he switched off the lights. He started kissing and touching her. Soon, all their clothes were off. He took her hand, and guided her to his erect dick. She touched it and said "sorry, I don't smoke"





She thought it was a cigarette. grin

Hahahahahahaha. .wicked!!!Choiii the already small pee pee will just disappear kpatakpata..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
if y'all can't solve mine..say so now so I can explain cheesy

meanwhile.. lemme crack this Dimple's riddle
*cracks neck twice *
I got yours let me work on it
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:

Stay there come n smell better fart
Your foundation will be shaken by mine tho. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Your foundation will be shaken by mine tho. cheesy

Lol u will kill me
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
Did i crack it dark

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