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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett: Disgusting Yuck So this is what u gt to cheer dimpz up |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:It's a proverb. Wait, you don't fart? Your ass is sealed? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:No |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:23pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett: Hw u go ask chic dis kind question lol |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:lmao. Answer. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22... How is this possible? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
this was gotten from a rap battle on nl I want y'all to decipher The punchline in it First one is this..what's the pun and homophone in this-- I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/ My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck / Second one is this ..what's the wordplay and punchline in this-- Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your bearing defies physics/What's happened to you, son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like white women / |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
missclassy: Seriously jst chill out. Please don't turn my thread into a war zone. I dnt want it to be closed. Missclassy please respect that. I am asking you nicely. Thanks |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:. lol ..failed .. the dog was present.. remember the name of the dog was 'HE'... and the story said the man rode on a donkey and sometimes 'HE' walked.. nice try though |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett: Ok but in a sexy way looool |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: Ok Another one |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:Rofl. And the smell? 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by hustleranthem(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Who b dimples ?? Abi na pimples sef |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
This ain't a riddle it's a test or an assignment on music so I'm out. Darkrebel666: |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:30pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lol dat second one get as it be Wt r u asking us loool cnt stop laughing @ Darkrebel |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247: Lala247: okay. bring out the puns in this First one is this.. I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/ My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck / Second one is this .. Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your bearing defies physics/What's happened to you, son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like white women / |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:Roses kor. Lol |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Do my riddle please Dimples192: |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett:Stay there come n smell better fart |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192: lol .. don't go out ooo its a riddle.. you just have to figure out the PUN in it.. you can do it baby |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:33pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dimples192:2 twins as in 2 sets |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
if y'all can't solve mine..say so now so I can explain meanwhile.. lemme crack this Dimple's riddle *cracks neck twice * |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:No one set |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Wait wait Second one is he tryna say small bums ?? 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Deejavuu(f): 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett: Hahahahahahaha. .wicked!!!Choiii the already small pee pee will just disappear kpatakpata.. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:I got yours let me work on it |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lala247:Your foundation will be shaken by mine tho. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blackett: Lol u will kill me |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Did i crack it dark |
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