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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 08, 2015
messpero90:
okay the twins were given birth to in a place called march, on febuary by 11 am one was given birth to, while d other was given birth to by 12am which is anoda day already.

Nice try but no
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 08, 2015
[quote author=Dimples192 my riddle angry please grin

[/quote] okay the twins were given birth to in a place called march, on febuary by 11 PM one was given birth to, while d other was given birth to by 12am which is anoda day already.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:08pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Dimpz i can see boboyekini dp no b small thing . Lol
you're being sarcastic. So you can tell it's small from my dp? sad
Is that you on your dp? Full disclosure
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:08pm On Mar 08, 2015
Bleep it..
.I got your riddle Dimple..
give me a minute to type out the answer...

wait ...
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:09pm On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
you're being sarcastic. So you can tell it's small from my dp? sad
Is that you on your dp? Full disclosure

Lol calm dwn we wer chting about ur chest

Nvm u ruined it
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:10pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22
How is this possible?



I got this..this is a homophone..
@bolded...
in February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22( TWENTY TOO)

did I get it?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Heeey I'm well Thanks and how are you.

I'm in tip top form.

Nice thread. So let's see how pervy you are? Lala247, this is also for you.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and
soft?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Well done hun
March is a town 1is 20 and the other is 20 too.
grin.


Darkrebel666:



I got this..this is a homophone..
@bolded...
in February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22( TWENTY TOO)

did I get it?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Well done hun
March is a town 1is 20 and the other is 20 too.
grin.



grin heyyy hurray!!
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:


grin heyyy hurray!!

It was tough
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


I'm in tip top form.

Nice thread. So let's see how pervy you are? Lala247, this is also for you.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and
soft?

A tooth brush grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


It was tough

lol .. yeah, it was kinda tricky
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


A tooth brush grin
NO ITS A DICK
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


I'm in tip top form.

Nice thread. So let's see how pervy you are? Lala247, this is also for you.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and
soft?

PPenis cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Deejavuu:


Hehehehe...Badasss.
If na you nko? You go kiss mirror again? grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Yo...

dimple
Missclassy
lala and every other person

I want y'all to bring out the PUN in this..
its an homophone actually ...
gotten from a rap battle here
cheesy have fun


•I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your
girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while
she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the
news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro
Wiwa/


Easy peasy.

News = noose, which refers the rope used to hang people. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Am lost can dimple find me with her kiss and touch?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:


PPenis cheesy
Straight to the point answer. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Deejavuu(f): 4:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
If na you nko? You go kiss mirror again? grin

Lol..I go even go use dettol,izal and all the antiseptic i know to wash my lips ..

Keep it coming wink..i will share a riddle too
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hi rocktation
Please could you check page 1 &2 and see how that lil boy insults me.pls could you remove his insulting posts. Thank you very much
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


A tooth brush grin
messpero90:
NO ITS A DICK

Wrong!! Darkrebel666, you're wrong as well.

It's a chewing gum. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Easy peasy.

News = noose, which refers the rope used to hang people. grin

easy indeed cheesy

After dimple has already answered it ..

1 Like

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Straight to the point answer. cheesy

Wrong!! It's a chewing gum.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:


easy indeed cheesy

After dimple has already answered it ..

For real, I didn't see her answer.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Wrong!! It's a chewing gum.
Who kias? I prefer the _penis answer. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
I got one ppl



Okayyy

Dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
The dad wasn't hurt. He was surgeon at the hospital

Lala247:
I got one ppl



Okayyy

Dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
I got one ppl



Okayyy

Dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

The doctor is his mom. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


The doctor is his mom. grin

Seconded grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

The dad wasn't hurt. He was surgeon at the hospital


Nope
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Who kias? I prefer the _penis answer. cheesy

Pervert!! grin

Ok, check this one out

What's the speed limit of sex? lipsrsealed
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


The doctor is his mom. grin

Yes ur right cheesy

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