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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Had a bath sexed then went out lol
Lool rough pre-intimacy cheesy grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:


Okay I have a riddle

A woman shoots her husband, then she holds him under water for 5 minutes, finally she hangs him
But 5 minutes later, they both go out for dinner and enjoy the evening together.

How is this possible

Cc
Dimples192
Darkrebel666
Sinizia
Lala247

HEY TRA.NNY cheesy tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Haba lol dimples and sinizia gt it right
so what's d correct answer?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
Hello lala247..am jus too tired to post

how r you

dimples192 cool thread wink

Hmmm what u get up 2 last nite

Or have u been working?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
so what's d correct answer?

Mum
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Lool rough pre-intimacy cheesy grin
i have a riddle,

LOADING....
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Lool rough pre-intimacy cheesy grin

So im right lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Hmmm what u get up 2 last nite

Or have u been working?
nothng, I dont know why I feel this way honestly
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Mum
i said father abi?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Had a bath sexed then went out lol
Wrong!
Sorry hun
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Yes how u been long time

I BN GOOD. JST ON THE LOW grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:

nothng, I dont know why I feel this way honestly
long I saw u last
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 08, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


I BN GOOD. JST ON THE LOW grin

Making money as usually

Just pit it in the joint account wink

Nice to have u bk join in
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:

nothng, I dont know why I feel this way honestly


Hmmm ok wt are ur symptoms
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
long I saw u last
im fine, bn online just quiet..am smtyms lik that
hw r you
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:

Wrong!
Sorry hun

Wild sex

Condom?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:



Hmmm ok wt are ur symptoms
id like to say symptoms of laziness lol..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:

im fine, bn online just quiet..am smtyms lik that
hw r you
am not fine,dimple now have sugar daddy sad
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
I'm lost! Know you to pick such hard one angry

missclassy:


Okay I have a riddle

A woman shoots her husband, then she holds him under water for 5 minutes, finally she hangs him
But 5 minutes later, they both go out for dinner and enjoy the evening together.

How is this possible

Cc
Dimples192
Darkrebel666
Sinizia
Lala247
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
am not fine,dimple now have sugar daddy sad
lol aww am sorry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:

id like to say symptoms of laziness lol..

Lol mayb cuz u went out ,
Did u ave a lil to drink ? Cuz dat mite b it too
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Wild sex

Condom?
Wrong again gringringrin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:

Wrong again gringringrin

Ok can we get hints pls
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
I'm lost! Know you to pick such hard one angry

You are lost? Why don't you ask for directiongringringrin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Ok can we get hints pls
No hintstonguegrin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Making money as usually

Just pit it in the joint account wink

Nice to have u bk join in

Lol. abeg ooooo. no be money matter
just wanna be on the low. u gt it?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ok i give up lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
Hello lala247..am jus too tired to post

how r you

dimples192 cool thread wink

Hey baby girl <air hug> Thanks bbe
Sorry you feel shiiie
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:57pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:


Okay I have a riddle

A woman shoots her husband, then she holds him under water for 5 minutes, finally she hangs him
But 5 minutes later, they both go out for dinner and enjoy the evening together.

How is this possible

Lala247
The woman is a photographer. She 'shot' her husband's picture with a camera. She held it under "water" (developer) to develop, and then hung it on the line to dry the photograph. After she developed it, they went out to eat.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?

Whats the meaning of this

We've gt rules lol before u cn post u have to ans
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:

The woman is a photographer. She 'shot' her husband's picture with a camera. She held it under "water" (developer) to develop, and then hung it on the line to dry the photograph. After she developed it, they went out to eat.

Correctangry

Cc
Dimples192
Lala247
Darkrebel666

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