The velocity of light happens to be the fastest speed ever known. Next to it is sound, bullet from gun but interestingly KONJI too don dey compete oo. Like some people will say KONJI NA BASTARD . Don't Let me bore u with too much physics.

People say sex is an expression of love, some say is pleasure, others feel it's to re-energised your body, intercourse btw 2 opposite sex, etc. What ever definition you termed it, sex is sex.

However when the urge is climax in some couples or those in relationship body, they express it immediately whereby the place maybe awkward instead of getting to their bedrooms.

Awkward places people have sex are;

1. Sacred place: Places like church, mosque and other scared places is a NO for sex. Last week in my area, a pastor was caught bleeping a sister secretly in one corner of the church. According to them, they blamed the devil for such act. Oh pls!!! So devil forced them right? Another one was a known alfa in my friend's resident who was caught in same act claiming he was trying to teach a moslem sister "KEWU". 'If I be God, I for send thunder burn their reproductive organs'.

2. Hospital/School/Office: Places like office, school, and hospital doesn't make sense for sex making. I wonder how comfortable it is to have sex on those public school tables. Haba! Konji nah bastard true true' but any girl that agrees is so cheap. A lot happens @ office environment, girls sleep with their male boss for promotion, etc. Imagine no bed o! for office, same small table!. How body no go pain una when una reach house. Some people see nurse as medical prostitutes. Doctor bleeping nurse is not a new story neither patients.

3. In a car: I can't say if it's comfortable to have sex in a car or not. The circumference is not enough for thorough fore play. I see sex in a car as having it in public covered by rectangular metal. Looks awkward to me.

4. Public toilet: Some people don't care about the stench of odour oozing in public toilet. In order to satisfy their sexual urge, they have the quick nodding of few minutes. What a shame!

5. Beach: In brazil and some countries, they have sex openly in beach. No iota is shame is in these people's blood. If to say tsunami suddenly happens, nah SAI GOBE be that.

There are other awkward places but the best place to have sex is @ your house; maybe bedroom, sitting room, etc. Hotel is another wonderful place.

naijaboiy:
Bathroom
Kitchen

Bros as long as nah my house, I fit do am anywhere except store room and toilet. As par kitchen, tantalising aroma of food plus konji

naijaboiy:

Dog cage nkor

Lwkmd. U no serious

wristwatch:



Lwkmd. U no serious

Anywhere konji leads o

I don tire for NL ooo...choi

Vixo:
I don tire for NL ooo...choi

Wetin happen nah

naijaboiy:

Anywhere konji leads o

Hehehe lead me not into temptation, konji.

In a graveyard

Enegod:
In a graveyard

This is really awkward oo

wristwatch:


This is really awkward oo

its pretty cool
You can try it...trust me you won't remain the same after that

wristwatch:


Wetin happen nah

Na you cause am na

this kind question on Sunday

be like say you bleep for church today o @OP

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF GIRLS
1)VIRGENS-no experienced
2)PROSTITUTE.-experienced

if you are not a virgen,you are a prostitute.it doesnt matter how many.

In d bush....

Except for sacred places and hospital. ...I think i have covered everything else. There is nothing wrong with living a little.

mumumugu:
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF GIRLS
1)VIRGENS-no experienced
2)PROSTITUTE.-experienced

if you are not a virgen,you are a prostitute.it doesnt matter how many.

this boy eh. Always off key

justmag:
Except for sacred places and hospital. ...I think i have covered everything else. There is nothing wrong with living a little.

u know dey shame ooo

dicedpineapples:
olumo rock

ehn ehn nah zuma rock

Vixo:


Na you cause am na

this kind question on Sunday

be like say you bleep for church today o @OP

hahahaha. Bros i no talk bad tin na

Phikom:
In d bush....

lol nah inside river u for talk

Enegod:
its pretty cool
You can try it...trust me you won't remain the same after

oga, try it first oo

wristwatch:


lol nah inside river u for talk

Like criously?..insyd d bush na sweet fantasizing sensation...

near fence at night.

that no.3 sha...hmmmmm...i talk not

Awkward places indeed

Uncompleted building.m

Abandoned vehicle.

Near a well..

Near Fence..

Under a tree..

Along a lonely road..

Market square,when all traders have gone home.

Sex in the car will be fun

This na Monday morning oh.

Nairaland!
How is this topic educating?
What does it contribute to the society?
Sex on Monday morning?
Who is sexstarved among the moderators?