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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by phlamesG: 11:21am On Mar 09, 2015
Enypie:

Oh?
I have 4brodas, 3cousin bros and 3nephews,living right under the same roof with me. And they're all above 15.
Oya tell me, wetin we dey yarn?
so uv seen all of their ......... B4 abi?

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by njuwo(m): 11:25am On Mar 09, 2015
ebukaOtika:
Morning Glory.
You get winch o, na morning glory be this abi na morning yoke.

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by malonephill(m): 11:49am On Mar 09, 2015
drajjay:
ask google.
most google answer everything grin

The op needs assignment to surmit help a bro
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ribbit: 12:15pm On Mar 09, 2015
Enypie:

Lol.
Oya snap and post the pics of you waking up in the morning and stretching till your bones cracks.
And another pics of your morning sun rising.
Then,i shall believe. :-/
and what is in it for me? wink
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 12:15pm On Mar 09, 2015
That be no nollywood, this be na morning wood ooo grin

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ignis: 12:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Mcowubaba: 12:28pm On Mar 09, 2015
Enypie:

Oh?
I have 4brodas, 3cousin bros and 3nephews,living right under the same roof with me. And they're all above 15.
Oya tell me, wetin we dey yarn?
na over crowding be dat oo

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 09, 2015
I wonder y they wake up in the morning wt their konjis like this,pls who can explain why? cheesy
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Built2last: 1:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
That is why early morning nacking is the best

it rises by default...obeying every law of elsticity and longevity

4am to be precise

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by sunnico(m): 1:18pm On Mar 09, 2015
prettythicksme:
I wonder y they wake up in the morning wt their konjis like this,pls who can explain why? cheesy
its a blessing from God, and joy for a lady that has such a man... grin grin

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Symphony007: 1:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
"Morning wood" as it is casually known is a good sign of a healthy man every morning. It shows adequate blood circulation which as you all know, blood is the power behind an erection. If any man suffers from a lack of this, a visit to the doctor is advised.

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ribbit: 2:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.
it's natural for potent men tongue

If your bf doesn't get morning erection, run for your life.

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
Mcowubaba:
na over crowding be dat oo
Maybe.





















Maybe not.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
ribbit:
and what is in it for me? wink



Igbo (weed) wink
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ayusco85(m): 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
ask the gods
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
ribbit:
it's natural for potent men tongue

If your bf don't get morning erection, run for your life.
grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ugosonic1: 3:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
because dey re jst had a quality tym
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by laprince(m): 3:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning. grin

Chai . Issorite. Lol
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
Nairaland people, una no go kill me grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Skoopy(m): 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
It only portrays you are still sexually active.... it's very much allowed.





























One last thing, go see a doctor if you don't experience that.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by gurunlocker: 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
it shows you are healthy... give thanks to God
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by tellwisdom: 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
Missmossy:
Lol Its expected grin

How far??...CAN WE wink wink...You too will enjoy it
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by PAJAH: 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
IT SHOWS A HEALTHY MAN
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by 9cbaby(f): 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
Enypie:
Hian! undecided
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!
please what's the meaning of Hian?

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by mimicious(f): 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
That's to show its still functioning undecided
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by LewisO: 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
[size=15pt]U need to stretch your muscles. [/size]
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by AmakaDNB(f): 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
My brother's own is worse. He doesn't even get ashamed of it.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by killercute16(m): 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lol
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
Kiokiokiokio even before clicking that's exactly what I was expecting! grin

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