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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by bidexmat(m): 4:08pm On Mar 09, 2015

you're so fvcked lad! I mean't that in the most holy way.

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by shegzy23: 4:08pm On Mar 09, 2015

dats make u a real man

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by AmakaDNB(f): 4:11pm On Mar 09, 2015

Abdujapha:
You bet..
My dear, waking up to that is real bliss

Hahaha...Little wonder. Tot it will be kinda embarrasing especially for guys that have it big.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by esosuo: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2015

dis matter is strong sha ,If dis guy use all him might dey do morning attension as as army meaning when him reach battle field elastic limit cut oh ,nature sha

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by 9jauk: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2015

Standard Ask Tinubu the biggest landlord in Nigeria !!!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Abdujapha(m): 4:20pm On Mar 09, 2015

Now you know better my dear grin

AmakaDNB:

Hahaha...Little wonder. Tot it will be kinda embarrasing especially for guys that have it big.

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 09, 2015

HhhhhmmmmmmM lol same thing at night

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by DeDonn1: 4:21pm On Mar 09, 2015

eedris07:
Coz dats our national pledge

Attention!!!!!!!!

If u move I move u!!!!!!!

Sing the national anthem!!!!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by yemolz: 4:23pm On Mar 09, 2015

Its called morning miracle in my dialect wink

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by DeDonn1: 4:23pm On Mar 09, 2015

eedris07:
Coz dats our national pledge

Attention!!!!!!!!

If u move I move u!!!!!!!

Sing the national anthem!!!!

Arise o compatriot..................... grin

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 09, 2015

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

That's the difference between a man and a woman. Proud to have an extension. Whatever a man can do, a woman can do it better? Oya make una prove am!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Mar 09, 2015

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

And you are always praying that the thoughts get even dirtier.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by chinnelle(f): 4:28pm On Mar 09, 2015

Oh feck!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by FAJFARM(m): 4:28pm On Mar 09, 2015

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

Mostly, it happens when u have sound sleep bcoz at that point your testosterone bcomz active.....Anybody can find out too that if u av a sleepless night ur Konji no dey rise.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Mar 09, 2015

mimicious:
That's to show its still functioning

Good! That's someone with a load of experience.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Faraidi(m): 4:31pm On Mar 09, 2015

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

that is how real men should wake up.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Kingsasian(m): 4:32pm On Mar 09, 2015

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

LWKMD!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Kingsasian(m): 4:33pm On Mar 09, 2015

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

LWKMD!!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:41pm On Mar 09, 2015

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by faradexs09(m): 4:43pm On Mar 09, 2015

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

any parasympathetic supply to the penis causes erection,nd sleep is parasympathetic, dt's why the penis go erect in sleep...hope dz helps shao grin

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by babseg(m): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2015

Enypie:
Hian!
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!

Chisos, see naughty girl. Only God knows how many thingy you have seen at early momo For u to know that that one was exaggerated. grin

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by jetworldpee: 4:47pm On Mar 09, 2015

Enypie:

Oh?
I have 4brodas, 3cousin bros and 3nephews,living right under the same roof with me. And they're all above 15.
Oya tell me, wetin we dey yarn?

shoro ni yeen?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by hamilton62(m): 4:50pm On Mar 09, 2015

It's natural and proves that the man is still on the track and with good reproductive health... Please this doesn't mean he should start exercise with it before people misquote me... The biology of Manhood, a natural phenomenon.
Thanks and God bless.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by PTAwal: 4:51pm On Mar 09, 2015

Stegomiah:
Biology!

Nah. Physiology

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by jauntty: 4:51pm On Mar 09, 2015

Any guy who doesn't wake up that way is not Man enof. He need help !!

#Team_morning_glory

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Redlips22(m): 4:53pm On Mar 09, 2015

See d way ur laughing.. u lyk dic..k lyk air..badt child.

1bkaye:

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Redlips22(m): 4:55pm On Mar 09, 2015

U luv d one @ night rite?.. so yummy I guess

onomeglo:
HhhhhmmmmmmM lol same thing at night

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Redlips22(m): 4:56pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ur hips.. crious biology..

Stegomiah:
Biology!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Joshuadon: 4:57pm On Mar 09, 2015

Enypie:
Hian!
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!

DONT THINK SO,THATS NORMAL...

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

its actually biochemistry

its actually physiology sir!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 5:02pm On Mar 09, 2015

esharp:
its actually physiology sir!

we are all correct. be happy

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