Ukeachu1:


we are all correct. be happy

Exactly

Wow! Do they actually do this when they wake up?

ROSYL:
Wow! Do they actually do this when they wake up?

yea. but its not compulsory o

Redlips22:
See d way ur laughing.. u lyk dic..k lyk air..badt child.

Woz this one sayin?

xxxoladevoxxx:


Oya Come and squeeze mine na..
i like squeezing

Lwkm

Enypie:

Oh?
I have 4brodas, 3cousin bros and 3nephews,living right under the same roof with me. And they're all above 15.
Oya tell me, wetin we dey yarn?

u sure say ne b boys hostel u dey?

All the girls please leave the room this is a guys thingy... this is the reason i sleep naked my own der tear my boxers before morning...

YEX





Don't forget, GEJ till 2019

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

smh..what do you know about manhood?

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

Nairalanders could be funny. Na im be say I wake up well, as in well well. IsOk by me.

ROSYL:
Wow! Do they actually do this when they wake up?

yes not jst mornings but sumtimes weneva a guy takes his nap and wen hiz pressed buton a crious not if dis stuff is new to u den ur guy is keeping alotta secrets dear:p

Coldfeet:
Its natures way of making sure the tool is still handy! If a man doesn't get up with his tool hard every morning he should consult his oracle.

it doesn't happen everyday but it should happen at least once in 3days

Huh? If I hear, no b all men ooooooooo

it's konji okay?!

If a man wakes up in the morning without having something like this, then he needs to get checked.

a pole i guess

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

No dummy, it happens to every man in the world.

deadZONE:
All the girls please leave the room this is a guys thingy... this is the reason i sleep naked my own der tear my boxers before morning...

Pictures or .....

Ukeachu1:


its actually biochemistry

Tutor me please, on why it is Biochemistry.

Enypie:
Hian!
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!

Omo, God finish work for ur body. Sweet dreams of you is enough to elicit dis kind of erekktion in the morning.

Every living thing must praise the lord!!!!

NemzySeries:

yes not jst mornings but sumtimes weneva a guy takes his nap and wen hiz pressed buton a crious not if dis stuff is new to u den ur guy is keeping alotta secrets dear:p

Or maybe I'm not that observant. Besides, staring at a man's thing early in the morning,will be the last thing on my mind.

anselm791:

No, it's physiology.

No, it is actually engineering. Fluid mechanics.

Smartestelvis:
if is-ewu does dat den u probably wont c d posts.y? coz u r obviously below 18......no offence bro *eatin popcorn**

LOL, dude an underage cannot bring up this suggestion.

THE TRUTH IS BABA DUDU DON BUY STANDING FAN!!!

prettythicksme:
I wonder y they wake up in the morning wt their konjis like this,pls who can explain why?

Passing by smh

Cos Sometimes life gets hard like dick charge

mimicious:
That's to show its still functioning

Hw U̶̲̥̅̊ tk no U̶̲̥̅̊ get *ick?

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

hahahahahaha, i no fit shout

Bobo yi funi sha. U dn use jedijedi abi? ;DBobo yi funi sha. U dn use jedijedi abi?

ROSYL:


Or maybe I'm not that observant. Besides, staring at a man's thing early in the morning,will be the last thing on my mind.

lolz....itz not sumfin u nid to stare @ na...itz very very visible ooo especially 4 dos wit longer RIFLE.......itz truly a blessing to every man dat wakes up wit an active RIFLE....trust me itz sumfin u wud wanna av......mine has neva failed me sha