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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ogawisdom(m): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

its actually biochemistry

No dts physiology tongue

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2015

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

you know what I mean? wink

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by innoluchi(m): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2015

free gift of nature ;

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Missmossy(f): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2015

charly4tex:

i must admit, ur charmin

Hmm thanks

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Missmossy(f): 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2015

vikeyz:
missmossy got me laughing

Hmmm you guys enh

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2015

Missmossy:

Lol you guys enh

I no lie wahali. I sure say guys no dey gree u rest at all.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by winner01(m): 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2015

Enypie:
Hian!
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!

lol, size matters

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by winner01(m): 8:15pm On Mar 09, 2015

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

it happens to all normal men my dear, should go down in abt 5 min later or so.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Gynacologist(m): 8:19pm On Mar 09, 2015

Missmossy:
Lol Its expected

hw?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Gynacologist(m): 8:20pm On Mar 09, 2015

ukgreat:
That's to remind u that a mans world is hard

oboi dis ur ansa de deep ohhh...bt na few pple go undastnd...

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2015

moshoodn:

Now we're talking....

Hormones like testosterone, serotonin and GABA?

boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by moshoodn(m): 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses

Lol...

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2015

moshoodn:

Lol...

am guessin ur a medical student

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2015

knightsTempler:
I just woke up and saw this topic on front page and i decided to take a selfie.

Hope I'm not breaking any rules, cuz I'm staying on topic.

U just woke up by 3:30pm?
Dude! am sure u a fat liar.
Get busy sir.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:35pm On Mar 09, 2015

just2endowed:
lol whats nl turning into? should this kind thing be making front page?
i think its high time Seun and co do some privacy setting and place some topic to be over 18years so that when it hit the front page, it will not display in a nl registered users browser that are under 18. anyone in support of this motion click like.

For ur mind u sabi speak English abi.,...........

its high time seun and co. DID somfin.......... It HITS front page,...,.,.and so on......

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:37pm On Mar 09, 2015

Busuyib:
dats a big lie. U know wat? Pray ur husband wakes up witout an erec *tion everymawnin, then u wil knw watsup.

Waow ,,,, even Babes sabi our Body chemistry pass us fa ,,,,?

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2015

sod09:
Same reason women wake up with pointed nipples

Like Seriously ,,,, are you for real ,,,,?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2015

sod09:
Same reason women wake up with pointed nipples

Like Seriously,,,are you for real?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by moshoodn(m): 8:40pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

am guessin ur a medical student

I'm not a med student my brother...

I'm a practicing biochemist.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by shaqhead: 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2015

penisilin:
Sometin needs to be at ATTENTION while the rest of the barrack relaxes na...

Lwkm...I must report u to maammy for haas for wetin u post

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by philipobiz: 8:44pm On Mar 09, 2015

temitemi1:
Its allowd

This happens when felling pressed while sleeping

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Redlips22(m): 8:47pm On Mar 09, 2015

Y da tears..

onomeglo:
wiped tears

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by nkkystel(f): 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2015

I knew it was such pix!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Chris95(m): 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2015

Its actually d way it shuld b its lyk avin ur pet greet u in d mawnin wen u wake...I wuld av talkd abt my d*** bt mehn dt shit wil b a looong story!!

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 9:04pm On Mar 09, 2015

moshoodn:

I'm not a med student my brother...

I'm a practicing biochemist.

u na bus o

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Etetejake(m): 9:49pm On Mar 09, 2015

xxxoladevoxxx:

Great!!! thats the best part. When do we get Started?

it means u av someone who will fight and die at your side against all them opposite sex.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by charly4tex(m): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2015

Missmossy:

Hmm thanks

but u neva care to know me, y?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by bbjummy: 9:51pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

its actually biochemistry

There is a bio (life) before the chemistry (chemical) so I feel it is biology tongue

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 09, 2015

Ukeachu1:

boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses

do u make use of heparin in repairing buses?

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by barnaboy(m): 10:20pm On Mar 09, 2015

It's due to system reboot

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Maximus85(m): 10:40pm On Mar 09, 2015

My Mum once told me when I was a teenager that if your joystick doesn't stretch your boxers hard when U wake up in the morning ... Please tell me oooooo. She said in a loud tone.

So it's normal and a sign of good joystick health. But shortage of sleep could affect the elongation.

Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by tellwisdom: 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2015

Missmossy:

Chai

Will u do me?? sad

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