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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Kemy11(m): 10:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
Make money every other finz would be added
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by gbagaunfreak(m): 11:50pm On Mar 09, 2015
<<women r complicated beings and should be taken as specimens, they need to be observed 24hrs

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by M4gunners: 11:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
grin grin Hehehe...konji fit show u shege o!
Tell am oh!

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 11:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
Share waiting??

Waiting come concern me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No be when you get time for them nah e girls go get time for you
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Adamsynox(m): 11:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully grin

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications grin My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!' grin grin cheesy

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!' grin

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you cool, U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!' grin

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all cheesy
You can share yours!
Now I get it,So U ve talking about traffic green light since #sips origin#
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by PreciousBro: 12:00am On Mar 10, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?

This Is a Shallow Reflection Of The Female Mind Exposing Their Emotional Dependence and Self Entitlement Along Side Carrying With It Self, The Sense Of Importance as Though Marriage Is The Ultimate.

My Dear, Not Everyone Would Get Married and Please Stop Assuming Every Roach That Approaches You ,Wanna Lay You.

Sick Of Nairaland Mentality, Its a Corpse Right Now. Damn!

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Lagusta(m): 12:01am On Mar 10, 2015
Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully grin

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications grin My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!' grin grin cheesy

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!' grin

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you cool, U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!' grin

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all cheesy
You can share yours!

That no3 is the most annoying....

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by DICKtator: 12:02am On Mar 10, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?


Are you a retard?
What type of username is yours?
Please,no offence meant!
I'm just curious!

grin grin grin grin

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by iyoha240: 12:05am On Mar 10, 2015
Good

Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:07am On Mar 10, 2015
PreciousBro:


This Is a Shallow Reflection Of The Female Mind Exposing Their Emotional Dependence and Self Entitlement Along Side Carrying With It Self, The Sense Of Importance as Though Marriage Is The Ultimate.

My Dear, Not Everyone Would Get Married and Please Stop Assuming Every Roach That Approaches You ,Wanna Lay You.

Sick Of Nairaland Mentality, Its a Corpse Right Now. Damn!
Did u read d op and did u read my reply? If u did, den please stop misquoting me. Thank u
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:09am On Mar 10, 2015
DICKtator:



Are you a retard?
What type of username is yours?
Please,no offence meant!
I'm just curious!

grin grin grin grin
Dear fast poke what kind of username is urs also

Please, no offence meant!
I'm just curious!

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by PreciousBro: 12:14am On Mar 10, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

Did u read d op and did u read my reply? If u did, den please stop misquoting me. Thank u

Awww. smiley I Didn't Misquote You O, I Just Can't Stand When People Assume a Rat Can Swallow an Elephant.

No more Quotes smiley Sleep Tight lol

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by UnimkeAk(m): 12:19am On Mar 10, 2015
Dioxidane:
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though...
A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he
made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all
girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as
you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later
found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those
kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)...

Shebi condoms have finish in africa abi

What are the odds of having sex with an infected person? 1/36000 thereabouts.


Lol
U guys shuldnt mind me
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Kirinwa: 12:21am On Mar 10, 2015
Hear the bitter truth.

Almost every girl claims to have a boyfriend whether imagined, assumed or presumed I know not.

Never make the mistake of asking a girl to be your girlfriend cos like I said they 'always' have a boyfriend.

Just assume she's your girl and let your heart guide you. Take her out and hang out with her. Catch fun together and be happy whatever she does after she leaves you shouldn't bother you.

JUST BE HAPPY!

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by timidapsin(m): 12:24am On Mar 10, 2015
rokiatu:



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Even at times I dont understand my own self.


grin grin grin grin grin
Jeez your dp says it all shocked cool

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Paulv(m): 12:25am On Mar 10, 2015
I understand the op perfectly well.some girl can b so flirty..they do all the touchin,huggin nd wen u wan reciprocat then ask u "what's the meanin of dat"..mehn it's can b so anoyin,in my own view o;i feel the girls shud mind the way they behav.
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 12:33am On Mar 10, 2015
Cutehector:
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be
maturity
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:40am On Mar 10, 2015
Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully grin

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications grin My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!' grin grin cheesy

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!' grin

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you cool, U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!' grin

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all cheesy
You can share yours!

Pseudo-resistance...

Be relentless. Be like a h0rny he-goat who cannot be denied.

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by lebete3000: 12:45am On Mar 10, 2015
PunkyBrewster:


LOL, it means a delusional person that believes someone is in love with them if they're being nice/friendly.

Dats psychiatry under delusional disorders. You a medic?
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by agoadiv(m): 12:48am On Mar 10, 2015
#bounce outta thread#























Gurls r foolish angry

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by NumberOne2(m): 12:48am On Mar 10, 2015
"If you're having gal problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems and a gal ain't one" -
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:51am On Mar 10, 2015
Cutehector:
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be

If our ancestors behaved thus, our specie would have been extinct.

Even if you are gollum, the more you get rejected, the more you'll get that little pecker of yours wet.

The numbers are on your side.

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by passionate88: 12:55am On Mar 10, 2015
Not every smile from the opposite sex means they want to sleep you.. Not every guys know how to read/notice the so called 'green light' of a thing
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by eedreezz(m): 12:56am On Mar 10, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?


and stop turning every man that comes ur way into ATM machine if u hav no intention of marrying or dating them.....gracias grin
asdfjklhaha:

And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?


and stop turning every man that comes ur way into ATM machine if u hav no intention of marrying or dating them.....gracias

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Truckpusher(m): 12:57am On Mar 10, 2015
Cutehector:
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be
grin grin
This one na diary of a tired black man.

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Truckpusher(m): 1:00am On Mar 10, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?
Must one marry every girl they sleep with?

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Truckpusher(m): 1:05am On Mar 10, 2015
These boys are still learning .
Simply make yourself unavailable and watch her open up like volcano through her actions then you can go for the final kill.

Or you simply go blunt on them and watch their reaction and know your stand, I personally hate chasing after winds.

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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by itzemar(m): 1:10am On Mar 10, 2015
Dioxidane:
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though...
A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he
made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all
girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as
you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later
found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those
kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)...
. of a truth, I must say dt d girl really loved him to turn down his advances. if it was some oda girls, dey would joyfully share d "apple" wit him
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by todayguest(m): 1:15am On Mar 10, 2015
If you toast a babe, and she say no. You come back off, then you're not serious. Babes dey pretend you no kno. Continue dey press, she go agree one day. But, you must check the level of progress or change every meet they bring oh. If after several meetings no change just chill.

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