Elxandre:

Hey bro, how many minutes were you given?

3hrs30min

chidexxy007:

yea corruption, constant power failure, politicians promising n always failing.... lol

seriously,especially this power failure,when the person is about to campaign,they will promise heaven and earth just to be in that seat,most of them are even ghost workers. I pray God will help us.

Hardheolar:
Time to bash FUNAAB..
HBP level: checked.
IQ level: steady
TEMPERATURE: normal
BLADDER: checked
MIND: at rest
FOOD taken: light food
DIRECTION to FUNAAB: no idea
LOCATION: car wash
SHOE: polished
CLOTH: ironed.
PRAYER: said

YAH ALLAH help ur boi oooo and every other person writing today.
Grant us retentive memory.

u dey come funaab?

pls for doz ppl dat wrote yst and ll write today , pls shear the English words (opposite n nearest in meaning) that came out...pls elp ...mine is 2moro

Trendytessy:

Good morning

Morrning to you

Khaynet:


u dey come funaab?

I don write since yesterday. Just pray network no give u issues and dey no log u off before ur tine elapse.

mindeymeen:
pls for doz ppl dat wrote yst and ll write today , pls shear the English words (opposite n nearest in meaning) that came out...pls elp ...mine is 2moro

u funny ooo

my question be say shey the system go show you time left?

hello house,

since jamb changed the date of those that were to write on 9th to 10th,are they also changing other dates.

Your response will help my decision to do a reprint before tomorrows exam.

Thnks in advance.

Hardheolar:
I don write since yesterday. Just pray network no give u issues and dey no log u off before ur tine elapse.

thanks but am not a jambite am a funnabite

Khaynet:

thanks but am not a jambite am a funnabite

Oops.. sorry about dat. Spoke with some funnabite yesterday as well. They said the school has been having the server issue for quite some time now. + dey also experienced It during there last exam.

While Some People are Blazing 269,252 Some are Getting 163.
Drop your phone and Read oh, Pray Hard.

baye2023:


3hrs30min

You are among the lucky ones who didn't get logged off by clueless supervisors.
nice..

Medley:
hello house,

since jamb changed the date of those that were to write on 9th to 10th,are they also changing other dates.

Your response will help my decision to do a reprint before tomorrows exam.

Thnks in advance.

I dont think anyone was given 9th as thwir date

Medley:
hello house,

since jamb changed the date of those that were to write on 9th to 10th,are they also changing other dates.

Your response will help my decision to do a reprint before tomorrows exam.

Thnks in advance.

I dont think anyone was given 9th as their date

Hello to all in the house. Please , to those that have done their utme exam please were you allowed to use a calculator like porpo scientific calculator and where did you do your rough work. ThanKs

Pls ooo my exam is on 14th at yabatech,who else is writing there. And I wonder how I fit reach from sango to yaba before 6am

Alhamudulilah

Catalyst4real:
While Some People are Blazing 269,252 Some are Getting 163.
Drop your phone and Read oh, Pray Hard.

many are called but few are chosen.

Atogirl:
I dont think anyone was given 9th as their date

okay,but i tot i heard someone talk about Jamb shift the people that were to write on the 9th to 10th. Tnks, i appreciate.

snowfish:
Hello to all in the house. Please , to those that have done their utme exam please were you allowed to use a calculator like porpo scientific calculator and where did you do your rough work. ThanKs

Porpo ke You'll be given JAMB calculator free.

am on my way now going to dartforte in abule egba, damn i dont even know where am going ,but maybe by 12.30 pm i would be there, pls guys update and share your experience o

AmazingZeus:
sorry that's the sign that you are working hard and that's how you are going to get good grades in your exam

miracle ;'(

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People that have written JAMB , the answers that leaked earlier , did they tally with your exams ??

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took part in the 2015 UTME for
10th March that the result of
the examination is now available
online. Candidates can now check for
their results online hours after
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card to access the result. It is
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napoleonbaba:
Alhamudulilah

u a science student?

Jst tried, its saying no result yet, while my score has been sent to my fone..

zaragal:
Jst tried, its saying no result yet, while my score has been sent to my fone..

Miss Zara , what was your score ??

jephri:


Miss Zara , what was your score ??

Not encouraging 210