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10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by timawoku(m): 6:19pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks... 1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me? This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person 2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday. Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'? 3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please... Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved. 4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see... If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce... 5) Are you sleeping?; Yes No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up 6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again? 7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk. Or would you ask my watch yourself? Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too. Abi na me be the room air freshner ni? 9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall.. I be like 'picker' for your eyes 10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well? Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while... Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours. 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by vjsmiles: 6:31pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
boy:baby are you feelin my dickson... girl;no i am keeping it warm : 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by urchbarbie(f): 6:39pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Vision4God: 7:03pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
U jus got 2 office & a colleague is asking u are u at work alredy? U b like no na my bedroom b ds! 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:28pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
@no7, Q. Wats ur watch sayin? Ans. Quarter 2 go n buy urs. Ur frnd walks in n saw u eatin fud; Q. mehh! Na fud u dey eat so? Ans. No, na excreta, u fit join me too. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Almost funny 13 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by santuscom(m): 7:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
really? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Mhizizzy(f): 7:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Lol. 1. Op are you light skinned? :p *Answer this one*. 2. ''Na your eye be this?''. Answer: No na the eye of the catfish when escape from Mr. Okoro pond yesterday. Nansense! 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by bigv(m): 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
@op: are you trying to be funny? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by gurunlocker: 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
I tried to laugh, but Na homepage I load again 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
I want to all see all the NL ladies who'll find this funny so I can avoid them like the plague - because of their unsophisticated sense of humour. Oya...make una start to dey laugh. Where my pen....stop there! If you modify!!! 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
na typical nigeria person fit talk all dis tinz. so forgive anybody dt comes up with this question. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Kelklein(m): 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Your neighbor see you in the morning: mama nkechi na your eyes be this? Me: no na my nose. Your friend calls you by 1am and ask you: o boy you dey sleep? Me: no I am trying to die. 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by kennosklint(m): 7:55pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Okkkk dats it |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by lumyehiteryur(m): 7:55pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
;DNow am laughing out loud ;DNow am laughing out loud Not funny 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Euckybaby(f): 7:55pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
lol like seriously 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by kendrick9(m): 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
That no 1... eh na one kind yeye question.. i hate when someone ask mr that question... the rest are ok tho |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Bloomyloo: 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
This set aint funny 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by yungcyrus(m): 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Dad--:how do i look? Son--: you are xo buhari... Dad--: what! How dare you (slaps the son) 8 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by demmy0325(m): 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Osehnetworld(m): 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Somtymx i just wonder if most of ds silly ? R also bn asked in developed countries. Am dressed on my coperate wear n u no dts wt i usually wear 2 sch, den u look at me n say, ''r u goin 2 sch'', sowie am goin 2 d farm bt i just forgot my cutlass, pls cn u lend me ur's? Mtcheeeeeeeeew 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by abumeinben(m): 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Why u not picking ma calls...... Cos there are not beans 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Tbillz(m): 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
IS MAMA PEACE THE REAL WIFE OF DR EBELE? OR OKONJO ABI NA DENIZEN? |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Cheks01(f): 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Not funny. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Khalessi:You are too uptight ma'am. Loosen up a bit. #JustSaying 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by 1stola: 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Yes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
almostFamous:Someone needs to check on your pic! OMG!! This is heaven on earth! |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by bobisky(m): 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Sm1 ask u,na your face/nose be this?answer no na my butt |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by NovusHomo(m): 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
"What time is it?" - "Time for you to buy your own watch" 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by AmakaDNB(f): 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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