lol....lexxybooy do you remember me......LARIS indeed

Lexxybooy:
library archaival and information studies (unique doe)

Dearest New Student of UI,
As you jubiliate over your admission into this highly
hyped university(don't get it twisted,we are the
GREATEST), here are some things you will experience:
OLD STUDENTS WILL LEAVE THEIR BAGS IN YOUR
CORNER: Management will give you your
accomodation,while stalites will share it for a while.In
the spirit of brotherhood,no worry o.U go dey the same
shoes soon,so allow the dirty bags to stay till the
irresponsible stalite gets a room elsewhere,or kuku vex
follow you dey squat.
FEMALES IN YOUR LEVEL WILL DISRESPECT YOU: Wetin
u been expect? U no see finalists wey dey toast them?
"We dont do UI boys", at least,not fellow freshers.But
na wash.You'll be left with them after the finalists and
seniors leave,thats when ur value will be reckoned
with.
GOD...YOU'LL BE CALLED 'BLOODY FRESHER':
Discouraging,abi? Trust me,in no time,you'll become a
stalite. Be a proud fresher,see joy in things like
BEING BAPTISED: This happens if you are from the
Great Independence Hall especially.You are bathed in
buckets of water,taken to Idia and given the ever crazy
Authority To Impregnate while excelling in ur studies.
STUDENT POLITICIANS WILL PESTER YOU: Its crazy,but
no mind the goats.They need votes,so they even do
good sometimes by giving you needed information.All
na make u remember dem when you dey vote.
THERE'LL BE GISTS OF "TSUNAMI": Everyone knows
that,but u'll hear it till you want to throw up all the
same.Dont even care,live your life,be your mother's
true son,and pass. The BOOK OF LIFE will tell your
'compound interests'(toasters and toastees) as well as
haters, that you are smart/dull.While I dont wish to tell
you what it is,please read make dat book no spoil your
fun.
UITES READ LlKE WHAT! : So? Dem dey flex,too.We get
fine girls and fresh boys with big chests.Plenty of dem
like church,some prefer sin,others hide under church
garbs and do great evil.Its human nature,abi? Sha have
your fill of the fun.
OUR LECTURERS ACT LIKE THEY ARE TOO GOOD:
Because they are,sorry. You will learn to love them
immensely,so be slow to hate them prematurely. Some
dey craze sha,no need to lie.
OUR SOCIAL LIFE IS REPORTEDLY POOR: But we have
over twenty dinners,variety nights,and even sponsored
events in a session,especially during second
semester.So,who is fooling who?
THERE WILL BE BOASTS ABOUT WHICH HALL OF
RESIDENCE IS THE BEST: Every hal has its beautiful
side.Yet,I think the uptown zone(Mellanby,T
eddar,Kuti,Bello,etc) lack the fun and tradition of our
ever boisterious Halls of Life: Great Independence Hall
and Zik Hall. Those Queen Elizabeth girls are
boring,trust me.Idia is my love,I tell you. I will probably
marry an Idiate if I am told to pick a wife from UI.Awo
is the best if u want to simulate perfect conditions for
necking and handholding,but you must love safely. Or
else, ........
THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED ARO: Dont be foolish like
some and get mad over it. No guy go aro you if e no
like you. Ladies want attention,dont they? And guys love
giving it,aye?
THE PEACE IN UI WILL SURPRISE YOU: Secondary
school literature will say that cultism started
here.Reality of life says that cultism and violence are
dead in UI,at least till further notice.
YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR LIFE: Churches have
fellowships here,I no like church sha. If u r a showbiz
person,UI loves rap and good music.Satisfying UI
audience fit hard,but it feels good if you do am
successfully.Are you a model? Then our many pageants
will make your skills better.Politicians here win with
very little criminality and a thousand tonnes of
creativity,hardwork,and credibility.We've also seen real
entreprenneurs,budding media gurus, speakers,make-
up artistes,everything, HERE......
Make retarded enemies, have great friends,increase in
wisdom,lose weight in foolishness,accept
freedom,embrace discipline, JUST BE A Uite!!! You are
welcome and....................... Forget it,I no even dey
campaign,I just dey tell you,mumu.#copied

My application has been confirmed

XavierG:
I've gotten a room
Room A5

Mellanby

was it through ur ui mail that u knew? and whats d deadline they gave 4 payment of d accommodation. tnx in anticipation.

Vibra:
See ui o,dey gave me room 2 instead of the room 26 I choose

did u use a computer or ur phone.

after clicking on the payment advice on the home page it showed payment for school fee bundled fees and ges levy.......NOTE *nothing about accommodation* which did you pick

obaeko:

Click on d payment advice link on d portal, u'll den input ur matric no & select d fees u'r payin for.

love4krist:

did u use a computer or ur phone.

apply on a PC bt d confirmation was sent to my mail which I check thru my phone bt I will print it 2mao

love4krist:

was it through ur ui mail that u knew? and whats d deadline they gave 4 payment of d accommodation. tnx in anticipation.

Yeah

Through the mail.

Deadline is next three weeks

lekan so you have sense like this...wow am proud of you sha

Lexxybooy:
those condemning it are ignorant. Their mindset is very low. Faculty of education is one of the best faculties. I noticed the problem comes from us(am also in faculty of education). Some peeps are not confident &proud enough when asked of their dept/faculty, they respond in a shy/shamful manner,even with the face expression...."the way u present yourself determines how people take u". When that changes, u won't feel bad about it. Enlighten/educate the ignorant ones that don't know about it. Follow your dreams, enjoy it,find joy in it, stand out(do things differently),be confidence,and try to be among the best. #sikena, may God help us all. #IRepFacultyOfEducation.

Check my screenshot

Vibra:
apply on a PC bt d confirmation was sent to my mail which I check thru my phone bt I will print it 2mao

Its watever u print ur takng to d bank ryt ??

nancyjulino:
Pls wher exactly do i type my email 2 see if dere is any message 4rm UI?

go to www.stu.ui.edu.ng and fill in ur u.i email

Khernie:

Its watever u print ur takng to d bank ryt ??

yes

I'm sowie dearie

Vibra:
lol..check the portal,I don't give false info

And I demand an apology

Vibra:
yes

are u through with urs

any fresher in mellanby that wants to swap rooms should Holla, free rug included(u gotta dust it tho). Am in A16, anyone in C block should hit me up

Vibra:
My application has been confirmed

what if I tell you I want to know you?

Olaidekareem43:

are u through with urs

av applied n it has been confirmed..am paying soon cuz av been given an authority to pay

hmm

Napoleone:
what if I tell you I want to know you?

A PM would do

Vibra:
av applied n it has been confirmed..am paying soon cuz av been given an authority to pay

u cant be given authority to pay unless it has been confirmed. Read the slip very well, ull see ur block and room number

Jozysback:
u cant be given authority to pay unless it has been confirmed. Read the slip very well, ull see ur block and room number

we are saying d same tn.it has been confirmed that's y I was given an authority to pay

Vibra:
we are saying d same tn.it has been confirmed that's y I was given an authority to pay

sorry i read too fast, welcome to the first and the best

D51 in awo.Sum1 pls tell me it's 1st floor b4 I faint

Vibra:
A PM would do

Hmmm...the more reason why I would like to. I appreciate the politeness.

Vibra:
av applied n it has been confirmed..am paying soon cuz av been given an authority to pay

did u choose ur room number out of luck or what

any TEDDER STALLITE HERE OR ANYONE WHO HAS MORE INFO ABOUT THE MOST SUITABLE BLOCK ND ROOM should kindly urgently nd quickly share...

Olaidekareem43:

did u choose ur room number out of luck or what

I was advised to choose btw room 20-30,I choose 26 but they gave me room2

Room approved too!


TeamMellanby!

SegunFlames:
Room approved too!


TeamMellanby!

what block

Jozysback:
what block

block A

SegunFlames:


block A

can I apply with d use of my phone?