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16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by ItsAnderson: 11:02pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she's cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not "cute." This means she wants you to make her feel like she's Gisele even though she's tiny. 2. Also "tiny" is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you've cleared it with her and she's down with that nickname). 3. Please don't ask to pick her up. She isn't a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she'll most likely run and jump on you like she's reenacting a scene from The Notebook. 4. She doesn't discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6- foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/son. 5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There's a good chance your petite new love interest is a "firecracker," as some say, which will make you love her even more. 6. You'll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your neck that you'll probably get once in a while. 7. Don't underestimate her. She's small but she's probably tougher than you. 8. Don't rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you're that kind of guy). The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover. 9. She likes being little. Don't make it sound like a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous. 10. If you keep things where she can't reach them, she will make you get them. Every time. So please don't put her shit on a high shelf. 11. She will always be in high heels, so don't expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge. 12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you're locked out of. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she's got this and you'll be chilling on your couch in no time. 13. Hold her hand. Always. It's actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don't let go. 14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you're sitting down. Then it's much easier to communicate. 15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you're fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be your reality. 16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She'll be the yin to your yang and all will be right in the world. www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a37511/things-to-know-before-dating-a-short-girl/?mag=cos&click=yr 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by falconey(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Even to be a professor you don't need 16things. 4 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by tosyne2much(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
hahaha Lemme go and compile a counter thread 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by tosyne2much(m): 11:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
falconey:So what does he need ? |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 11:07pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Lol! Above all, don't ever tell her she is a dwarf!!! |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 11:12pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
And i don dey sleep already ooo b4 diz nepa bring light... 3 Likes |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by SuperSuave(m): 11:17pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Those are the reasons I like cute girls shorter than I am. Op you missed something big, their badmatics..you can carry them and fvck around the house. |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
SuperSuave:high0de |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
One of my friends said that short people can pick up stone from the ground very fast to throw you when they get angry, is this true? 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Orijin101:3 0rijin 4 u dawg |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by spyg1(m): 11:26pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Her heart is bigger than than her body. She can even bark from morning till night. |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Enegod(m): 11:30pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:17. Short girls are always the last to know when its raining |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by OohMpa: 11:32pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
No more short girls.... The last short girl ooh Mpa met wants to tasted ooh Mpa and couldn't leach.... Ooh Mpa said "Go to bed and stand on it", she went and couldn't leach...... Ooh Mpa then places a stool on the bed and said "Stand on it", she did but leach small.... Ooh Mpa finally now put small pillow for stool, she stand and she come reach...... Painful expelience 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ucheosefoh(m): 11:34pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
They are naturally aggressive it is their defense method 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by tare22(m): 11:49pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Am 6ft 4inches tall I like ma girl short and beautiful... |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by valmunich(m): 11:56pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Why is it 'em short girls get mad at every slightest thing¿ |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by onyenro(m): 12:30am On Mar 14, 2015 |
they are too serious. never forgiving. but sweet in b...d |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 12:53am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Lolz. alls i knows is dat dey r d most portable things on planet earth. more portable dan ur wallet, smartphone or wateva mehn.... |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by chymystique(f): 6:13am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Calling a female short is being disrespectful.. "petite" is quite better @ ItsAnderson 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by PunkyOh(f): 6:22am On Mar 14, 2015 |
This list is adorable, funny & very true. LOL @ number 5. Enough said. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Dubby6(m): 8:33am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Una don start again bah |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 12:13pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jezyfreezman: |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 12:59pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 1:28pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jezyfreezman:k 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Olutola88(m): 1:35pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
tosyne2much:I think there should be a better expression than “COMPILE a counter thread” |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Orijin101:k |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by dechandel(f): 1:44pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
OohMpa:Weyrey |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by tosyne2much(m): 3:16pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Olutola88:I don't get bro |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by ignis: 3:28pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
valmunich: Inferiority complex. .. |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Girltee1(f): 3:30pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Enegod: |
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Adamsynox(m): 3:32pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
I will not comment. Lol |
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