freshness2020:

My dear!!!...
if you can survive here then other countries na jara.. But ♈όϋ get hope pass me sha since urs na "B"....if it can take them this long to pay "A" that means it will take Dem eternity to pay "C"

Hope ke. Even if dey pay how I wan take collect am?

Make I pay ticket of about 300k(give or take) to come back and collect 110k?

I dash dem

OP, has Iyanya paid back your 30K. Lolz

hahahhahhahahahhahahahaha...ur left ynash there!

Mine was more of a sex tourism lols did mine at crutech obubura campus cross river

u have said it all. loizu have said it all. loizu have said it all. loiz

Hahahah, what a life time experience.

Another Chimamanda in the making, believe me this was how she started On Asorock.com

wat a pity
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NSG chop kiss...nice write Up

So, people still pay for placement? Got about 3 peeps who wanna influence mine for me for free(Kaduna, Niger, Taraba or Nasarawa on my mind) But that altering of destiny is what my mama is concerned about. She be like, i'm praying to God and he'll influence ya posting a place which'll favor you. You musn't influence it. But what if her prayers land me in Abia or Ebonyi?

Nice write up. I admire your writing skills. I enjoyed every bit of your funny story.
As for me, NYSC was a bitter-sweet experience. I served in Oyo state from 2004 - 2005. Orientation camp days were fun, i was a platoon leader, a renowned mami market customer. As a platoon leader, i thought I would get a good PPA in Ibadan but I shock wen I see one Ajaawa LGA for my letter. At the end I enjoyed my PPA because the one year was stress free and we didn't have much to do after school hours.
I believe NYSC is a program one need to experience. I would say i made more close friends during the one year period than my entire 4 + n years in the university. Till date, i still keep in touch with friends I made in my NYSC days.

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Naijasinglegirl:
Thank you very much

Nice to see you here.....your write ups are everywhere, every website, Facebook and blogs.....etc. Indeed you are an online celebrity

cococandy:


Hope ke. Even if dey pay how I wan take collect am?

Make I pay ticket of about 300k(give or take) to come back and collect 110k?

I dash dem

You funny...no mind Dem na wetin Dem dey find..glorified thieves.

freshness2020:
Can ♈όϋ imagine I influenced my posting to Rivers state just because Amaechi pays corpers #110k after service year? Since 2013 reach now I never see 'a' not to talk of 'lert'... That wasn't enough ..I was also hoping I would serve in an oil firm but for where...na so Dem throw me to one remotest area of Rivers called Ase-Azaga where we share our room with giant mosquitoes and scorpion...this village shares borders with Anambra n IMO and very close to the bank of River Niger ..na so I become fisherman-corper cum teacher.. We even transit on canoes to town for our monthly clearance . it was fun anyway cos I enjoyed every bit of it.

guy u tried o.

arimahoseloka:
guy u tried o.

My guy wetin I for do na..the just pass ma power sote I no get choice again.

I served in sakwatawa (sokoto) and my students were like the chibok girls but prettier. The only English word they were familiar with was ankle (uncle). Single geh come be my babe na make you dey knack me better tori with aforeign accent.

Nice writeup but why didnt mods post it earlier? I can see August 2014 there smh!

op you've got a great sense of humour

[b][/b]The most important thing after service is to get a rewarding job, it was a different environment for me too in obubra in c/river state in 2008, it was dat experience that leverage my suffering in my one year police training as a cadet ASP.

freshness2020:

My guy wetin I for do na..the just pass ma power sote I no get choice again.

lol. during my time dem carry me go one village in Zaria. very deserted. I run o. I fit run mad if I stay dis kain places. u really try.
u no fear say that canoe go capsize??

Thank you guys for your comments, thank you Nairaland for the feature. I'm so humbled.
Meanwhile, you won't believe this lady is still jobhunting. Maybe if I influenced my service to Lagos, I would have probably been dating one rich boy I met in camp who would have introduced me to his NNPC father in Abuja for that dream job. Hehe
Can you imagine after all those early morning drills, I have never attended a job interview where I have been asked to 'march' in or stand at attention while I answered questions. NYSC is funny.
Please don't forget to visit my blog.
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com is the url.
Happy weekend.

Dear naijasinglegirl nyc write up but don't hate my state oh

soukroy:
Dear naijasinglegirl nyc write up but don't hate my state oh

I don't hate it. Had to visit there twice after service

iceberylin:
Your lucky to be posted@owerri.....Benue would be worst....that's if the story is True

How can benue be worst when u hav plenty food in benue...or u mean sokoto or yobe?

Hilarious

Can't stop laffin

I camped in Yikpata,Kwara state.
I hated camp so much,truout my stay I visited d clinic evryday. Almost everyone on camp had Respiratory tract infection...I was seriously counting down & d Day I finally left was d happiest day of my Life.

presently enjoying my PPA Offa poly all d way!

Wonderful narration, with an expert mix of humour.

For me camp wasn't as terrible, we had toilets and bathrooms but we still prefered the bush and open air....

The food wasn't so good but manageable, my must difficult time was registration..... that was when I discovered that some Nigerian graduates can't write; filling the damn form was a harculean task.

And the event I dreaded most was the boring afternoon lectures..... as a sharp guy, the lecture period became my nap period, I devised a way of asking my flatmates (yeah flat, we had bathrooms & toilets enclosed...) to lock me up with padlocks from the outside.. and frequenting the camp clinic was another way of escaping parade, I had a strain ankle playing camp football (the best part of my camp experience), though it didn't deter me from playing in all the games... The strain had a way of coming back after the games but disappearing when we had games (if u know what I mean). We won the inter platoon camp tourney, we were good but had to out-bribe the referee, when we learned that our opponents had bribed him.