My girl friend visited me unexpectedly and found me with another girl in an unmentionable condition.

Instead of her being upset, she smiled and took some money from my wallet and rushed to the nearby small market and brought foodstuffs and entered the kitchen and started preparing a meal.

To my greatest suprise, she prepared my best food that she had never prepared before and she smiled into my bedroom and told me and my cheating partner that our food is ready, that we should go to the dinning and eat, my dear Romancelanders, should we go ahead and eat the food? Or do you think she have something
in mind to execute by acting the way she just acted?

lol.. let her eat with you guys..


maybe she has always wanted a party..


but my Guy.. Hell is real .. repent.. before u eat

kilokeys:
lol

Answer me na, should we eat or throw it away.

kilokeys:
lol.. let her eat with you guys..


maybe she has always wanted a party..


but my Guy.. Hell is real .. repent.. before u eat

I want to repent!

You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

But in the main time, let me invite her to join us.

Hahahahahahahah. ops I hope uv written ur wheel and next of kin because its clear that u are a dead man already. Remember to say last prayer and say hi to my ancestors that am ok. RIP in advance

DesChyko:
You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

Someone else should give me a better advice than this.

Sweetie, before you eat the food.. Will your asset(s) to Dechan.del..

Thanks plenty.. And say me hi to my Grandma when you get there.. Tell her i still miss her chicken soup..

Just invited her to join us to eat it but she said we should go ahead and start eating that she will join us at the middle of the meal, when the meal is getting interesting in our body system, should we start eating while she comes??

DesChyko:
You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

lol! I can't stop laughing o

Don't eat it. Tell her u have no appetite. Something is fishy here.

dechandel:

Sweetie, before you eat the food.. Will your asset(s) to Dechan.del..

Thanks plenty.. And say me hi to my Grandma when you get there.. Tell her i still miss her chicken soup..

wicked my gf should cook for us someday

dechandel:

Sweetie, before you eat the food.. Will your asset(s) to Dechan.del..

Thanks plenty.. And say me hi to my Grandma when you get there.. Tell her i still miss her chicken soup..

Come and eat it and tell her yourself, since you miss her that much, she will have the opportunity once again to be preparing it for you, this time non-stop and you will continue enjoying it there and stop missing it here. A serious advice please.

Cool story, bro...

So in your moment of distress and vulnerability, you became lucid enough to pick up your phone besides the nakked girl, log into Nl, create a topic, waiting for replies for more than 30 mins while your gf is in the other room relaxed and your food getting cold while the nakked one is beside you asking what is NL saying?


You're truly a smart motherfuccker

Obop, dis one strong o! But op since she's ur gf and u also luv the girl u cheated with, three of u should eat the food together. If anything goes wrong u guys died out of love for each other.

Decale:
Cool story, bro...

So in your moment of distress and vulnerability, you became lucid enough to pick up your phone besides the nakked girl, log into Nl, create a topic, waiting for replies for more than 30 mins while your gf is in the other room relaxed and your food getting cold while the nakked one is beside you asking what is NL saying?


You're truly a smart motherfuccker

plasea dot mine him. he thinks evlry body hear are children

sameer1212:
Hahahahahahahah. ops I hope uv written ur wheel and next of kin because its clear that u are a dead man already. Remember to say last prayer and say hi to my ancestors that am ok. RIP in advance

How will Nigeria move forward? When this kind of advice is still being given concerning woman matter? I'm in deep shi.t and you are telling me this

asadike:
Don't eat it. Tell her u have no appetite. Something is fishy here.

I've told her, but she insists, what do i do, help please?

Decale:
Cool story, bro...

So in your moment of distress and vulnerability, you became lucid enough to pick up your phone besides the nakked girl, log into Nl, create a topic, waiting for replies for more than 30 mins while your gf is in the other room relaxed and your food getting cold while the nakked one is beside you asking what is NL saying?


You're truly a smart motherfuccker

Nairaland is a place for advice when in distress that's why i rushed of here, to seek one, i could have used google but nairaland is better so advice me on what to do please.

cokacoola:
so you sheat on her and she cook last supar for you and you har ranting Mods plasea loakup this thrad

Lock up what? You don't have anything to say to me why comment, it's your John Thomas that they will lock up there, nonsense!

Ranoscky:
Obop, dis one strong o! But op since she's ur gf and u also luv the girl u cheated with, three of u should eat the food together. If anything goes wrong u guys died out of love for each other.

So you are advicing that we should go ahead and eat, when i've not married her?

njuwo:
Lock up what? You don't have anything to say to me why comment, it's your John Thomas that they will lock up there, nonsense!

plasea dot insat me curse i didj insat you eida, i only ass the mods to loakup the stapid and useless and meanlingles thrad

cokacoola:
plasea dot mine him. he thinks evlry body hear are children

I think everybody here are adult, but from the way you write in english, i think you are the one that is a children here.

njuwo:
Come and eat it and tell her yourself, since you miss her that much, she will have the opportunity once again to be preparing it for you, this time non-stop and you will continue enjoying it there and stop missing it here. A serious advice please.

See me see wahala o
Na me she cook the food for¿?

By now you should be singing halleluyah with the angels and saints? Or was your flight delayed??

cokacoola:
plasea dot insat me curse i didj insat you eida, i only ass the mods to loakup the stapid and useless and meanlingles thrad

You call my thread stupid and useless? You will be sued for this, you will hear from my lawyer soon. But in the main time, work on the way you write in English, i could enrol you in a good school till we meet in court so that you will speak for yourself well without giving your lawyer a headache when you manage to get one.

njuwo:
I think everybody here are adult, but from the way you write in english, i think you are the one that is a children here.

you these boys that camt undastoad simpar and conrest gramer english, stop quotin me

dechandel:

See me see wahala o
Na me she cook the food for¿?

By now you should be singing halleluyah with the angels and saints? Or was your flight delayed??

So you want me to go like this, what did i do to you, i'm i the one that caused the break up of your relationship with Dangote's son??

njuwo:
You call my thread stupid and useless? You will be sued for this, you will hear from my lawyer soon. But in the main time, work on the way you write in English, i could enrol you in a good school till we meet in court so that you will speak for yourself well without giving your lawyer a headache when you manage to get one.

you see whys i called you a chlidren Threatming to sues some one you dot kwen? Farano plasea ban this boy for ben very ceiling in 2015

cokacoola:
you these boys that camt undastoad simpar and conrest gramer english, stop quotin me

And stop campaigning for this my help thread to be closed, and i'll stop quoting you, period!

njuwo:
My girl friend visited me unexpectedly and found me with another girl in an unmentionable condition.

Instead of her being upset, she smiled and took some money from my wallet and rushed to the nearby small market and brought foodstuffs and entered the kitchen and started preparing a meal.

To my greatest suprise, she prepared my best food that she had never prepared before and she smiled into my bedroom and told me and my cheating partner that our food is ready, that we should go to the dinning and eat, my dear Romancelanders, should we go ahead and eat the food? Or do you think she have something
in mind to execute by acting the way she just acted?

Hmmm be afraid
Be very afraid

If i were u i would have packed out by now...

If a woman catches u cheating n she did nit say anything she even wants to feed u ... My dear ur days r numbered oh ... A woman warth b warned