chimerase2:
u sure say dat gale no dey no do dos fins?

KingTom:
She go insert am through that same place, and it does it's magic, but it's extremely dangerous, we are still testing it. And I don't support abortions. I am Catholic

KingTom:
On purpose abi?

missclasssy:


For goodness sakes, I am a lady.
If you don't want to believe, its your problem not mine

chimerase2:
me too amu against it is against ma calling
But how u take knw say she go put amu for her opianta

chimerase2:
maybe she does it to get attension

AgapeCharis:
No offense miss

Amefrica:
Wait, where's Idowuogbo sef? It's been long I came across her moniker sha.

KingTom:
We don Test am for one bastard ashawo wey get belle na e nearly destroy her womb, omo see blood!

missclasssy:
Good evening everyone, I present the news update at 9:45
Now the headlines

Blackett's signature trending as everyone is adopting the " I suffer fools gladly" line

Mizmycoli and mznelly still deliberating on who to woo. I wonder what's hard in choosing someone

Ireneony decides against wooing seu.n
It seems she is attracted to djeezy, the hottest guy on the block. This was the comment she made referring to djeezy
"You have kissable lips"..... What could she be implying?

Vickybee and hifaif engage in a battle of vocabulary.....this babe seems to be really learned.
Mizmycoli watch out

Kingtom secretely wooing ivvy.
I wonder where he was when the mens edition was on

So that's all for now, I remain missclasssy

Cc
Naijaboiy

KingTom:
We don Test am for one bastard ashawo wey get belle na e nearly destroy her womb, omo see blood!

Blackett:
Accepted.

chimerase2:
she bleed for two days?

KingTom:
Guy hmmmmmmm she survived by the grace of God, because we sef don declare say that one na dead body.

chimerase2:
una for use de oda one nah

KingTom:
Ah ah Misoprostol dey na E get one new one wey dey, but I can't prescribe that for you, you go finish the girl womb

missclasssy:
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I present the news at 11pm
Here are the stories making the rounds

Vickybee and hifaif end their tussle and reconcile

Unibenstudent bashed by blackett and lala247 after showing his intention to get wooed by making comments implying that black girls don't dig him, that its just white ladies
He also went futher to say that his inbox is flooded with mails from white chicks and that his bank account is in millions
Wow.... the height of desperation
please someone should just woo this guy abeg.

It seems the hot US based Nigeria doctor "Draify" is also in the news as she is getting requests from guys asking her to woo them despite the fact that she stated that she wouldn't be available during the period..

mizmycoli is again in the news as she hasn't decided on who to woo. In a chat with a friend of hers laplace12, she said she would rather sit on her bread fruit tree and watch the competition
Please mizmycoli, we want to feed our minds with you wealth of vocabulary come that day. Dont dull


Another controversial lady is in the news..
Ireneony seems to be resilient in winning the heart of her supposed "crush" as she still has the desire to woo him
In a comment she made, she expressed how she felt concerning her crush mr se.un
She also caused more controversy by using the word "prostrate" instead of "portray"..... Perhaps it was just one of her mistakes. Well let us leave it at that

That's all for now, I still remain missclassy

Nneka123:
yay!

chimerase2:
God go soon punish una for pple way una dey kill

KingTom:
Which one, you don invent am?

DrAify:
Are you a doc?

KingTom:
I don't think we do

chimerase2:
nawa u oh e get anoda one way pass dat yeye one slf
Namewithheld for security reasons

KingTom:
Abeg na "Mercy killing" o

Omolola1:


Lol

Blackett:
Nwata nwanyi, kedu?

ireneony:
when I try to avoid fools, they just keep coming

You take things too serious

Expsbterror:


Feeling so sad.. Somebody shld woo me na

chimerase2:
sharap no be mercy killing
Dos pikins could be futures of tomorrow
Mercy killing na for dos pple way get half life