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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 1:30pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
debbydee: No ma'am |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Olufemiolaolu(m): 1:31pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23:This can only work on a maga or mugu |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by likethat(m): 1:32pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
MOST OF THE TIME THIS HAPPENED WITH THE MARRIED WOMEN. WHEN THEY ARE NOT MARRIED THEY CAN GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY, ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME. TO BE CANDID ALL THESE ARE THE TRICK MY WIFE ARE USING FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID AFTER THREE YEARS OF PLAYING THESE TRICKS. I DID NOT ASK HER FOR SEX AGAIN BUT MEETING THE LADIES THAT NEED SEX OUTSIDE... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by zyzybabe1: 1:32pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dallazday: When madam is not in the mood and you still insist on taking "what is yours" at the end,you'll wish you didnt even bother, because ,you wont get the best of her.She go dey count the ceiling while you are wasting time pounding away.Afterwards,she go turn around sleep,since you are forming"the violent taketh it by force" 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 1:32pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Olufemiolaolu: It works for husbands too.... I guess... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:33pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: did u mean to say WE NEVER SAY NO!! |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Sanuzi(m): 1:35pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 1:35pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Herzumpther:I love bedrooms. I can't wait to read your own story, Herz. Quick! Like a quickie. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Olufemiolaolu(m): 1:36pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23:Yep an husband dat has a dual citizenship in a Magamugu country |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Olufemiolaolu(m): 1:37pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Vickybee:Black barbie |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 1:37pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23:What you waiting for na? Okay then. But let it be real soon oh. I can't wait. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
skidoox:I didn't say never. I said "we HARDLY say no". |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:39pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
bootstrap: laughs @ length.... oga no vex oh make i ask.... una get fight b4 cause from ur comment i can only imagine a WAR front..!!! |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:40pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
JoeCutie:Lol. When the time comes I will follow the "forming vex" group and "listing all I want" group. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by ichidodo: 1:50pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Sickening...absolutely sickening... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by urchbarbie(f): 1:51pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Men? Always ready to give dis reason for cheating. Do u guys live to av sex? Haba!!!! obailala: 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by folahann(m): 1:52pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
After all these strategies, these same women will be complaining if their husband start cheating with a tender Unilag student who is ready to give it every time. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by femi4: 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
KashyBaby:humm....that's life |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 1:56pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Olufemiolaolu: Your opinion though!! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by fitinwell: 1:56pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dear sorry not tonight i really know how you feeling please having been feeling uncomfortable in between my pelvic area.. Feeling some sharp pain.. But 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 1:56pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
JoeCutie: Lmao!! Charm will just kill you |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by eebruboss(m): 1:57pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
KashyBaby:na to carry news papper read @ late hour of the night!! KashyBaby:na to carry news papper read @ late hour of the night!! |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
i just pray i dont find myself in such shiit,coz i am not the cheating type but an understanding one,but when it has become a usual habit,she wld regret she ever did/took such action or decision,i forgive but i find it hard to forget when it comes to emotions..... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by obailala(m): 2:01pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
urchbarbie:For the same reason to be given all the time, it means men take it seriously... and to answer your question, Yes! it is a basic need of life (at least for men). Remember, there is always a limit to which a person can keep on begging for something, especially when the same thing could be gotten from elsewhere. A word is enough! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Olufemiolaolu(m): 2:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23:You ladies re too selfish abeg. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by rita25(f): 2:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
i simply bring up a very irritating topic he hates like accuse him of his numerous excapades........or sleep on the rug with my baby,and leave him high on the bed,or watch late night movies till he dozes off......but he always makes up for lost night by early morning activity which he enjoys most. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by blesoh(f): 2:08pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
When am nt in d mood,i slp wid d kids in my room.there he comes,asking me to name my price.lol he ll be lyk'this thing is mine give it to me' but seriously wen am nt in d mood he pays b4 service.lol 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by killercute16(m): 2:09pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
prelinctus:I will simply chase them away. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by komek(m): 2:10pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
rita25: Tommorrow u will expect this same man to show you love? What is wrong with women self. This is one reason I keep begging God to give me the capacity to continue paying my bills. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 2:12pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Olufemiolaolu:How? Don't you get tired too? Haba! It's not everyday one would be in the mood.... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by ladyabadi(f): 2:13pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
I form very tired and slip first. Such times e becomes civil defence all through the night. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 2:13pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn... She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi? Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. Choii! Bad market. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd cuddle and sleep 'happily ever after'. Sisters!!! They should calm down already. This their bedroom antics is too much. Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration is going on. Abegi! 17 Likes 5 Shares |
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