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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Nickymezor: OK na. keep passing by until it reaches your turn then you go know how far. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Neplusultra(f): 3:46pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by justmyway: 3:55pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
I will run to children's room and be pretending to send them to sleep. By the time he flashes me or sends watsapp two or three times without response he will dose off. The next morning if I greet him he will not answer and I laugh secretly. Although I don't do it often cos am mostly available 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by reaky(m): 3:55pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
jashar: If u understand d language of konji Hmmm you will even do more than me When she say baby am not in d mood And you have been having ere*c*tion for d past 30mins and counting.............. Let me know what you will do |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Vikky014(f): 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Just passing sha |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by vincent88td(m): 4:38pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
those excuse no go work for me |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by zinachidi(m): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
deejayterabyte:lol , bro, i'm not sure there can be a counter thread to this. Its only 1 in 100million men that will pass that opporunity by. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by dinoescobar(m): 4:40pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
If I Hear, Which man will flip when she's in the mood? Big massive Fabu Chicks can sabi form not interested meanwhile they want you to grab her and throw her on the bed and play her jungle style.......mcheeew dramatists. KashyBaby: |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by nammi: 4:45pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Its not about being childish. Most ppl responses here are if she does it regularly. It is understandable that a woman may not be in the mood. but hey she has to be careful not to ''unmood'' or ''dismood'' her self always. Besides, its risky. Marraige is all abt sacrifice. Is it everytime u wake up dat u re in the mood to go to work ?....NO. But u have to still go right? How abt if your husband says he is not in the mood to buy you tins or take u out always The point here is moderation. For me weda or wedn't you are in the mood or not, thats wat u signed up for. Do not give room for the next door to be opened. fellis: 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kuuljay(m): 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
KashyBaby:men drama except the lady doesn't knw where to touch.lick the tip and see what happens |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 5:23pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23:badt girl abi woman jare |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by bejeria101(m): 5:42pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: Clap for yourself.when u get bf d guy go dey fire as he like,when una marry u come dey give ur hubby stories dat grip the liver,when the man begin dnt come n open thread wey no get sense o *off to my mamalawo house* |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
The children are still making noise eh kwa? Nyeh nyeh nyeh, my wife doesn't want sex so am going to take my annoyance to extreme levels and cheat thereby exposing myself to STDs. Waaaahhh!!! Waaaaahhh!!! Waaaahhh!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 6:22pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dallazday:will you force her because you want to fire. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by komek(m): 6:22pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
rita25: Cos if I continually get this funny treatment from my wife, I will have to pay to get the service elsewhere. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by bukatyne(f): 7:03pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: The fifth husband is funny |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 7:08pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
bukatyne: I like his sincerity, sense of humour and maturity |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by bukatyne(f): 7:09pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: Very nice and open husband. Sharp guy too He decided his miracle will not pass him by 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 7:35pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
bukatyne: I like his sincerity, sense of humour and maturity |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by smilyice(m): 7:35pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
I swear they haven't met me.....Escape Gini No way..... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by AdeniyiA(m): 7:41pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Coldfeet:I bet all men would develop COLDFEET at such demands, but then, everyday for the thief, one day for the owner |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 7:41pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
bukatyne: Like Kika23, I learnt from this thread... |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 7:42pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: I did too |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 7:44pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23: Hope it will not be used against us in the court of "law"? |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Omg MDH don decode all my strategies.....most esp if i had a hectic day @ work ,i go just dey vex, frown,tight my face.....i go transfer all my tiredness to am...... secondly,. if i no dey in d mood,n i see say e dey persist i go form by force abd pain or headache......to d point i go even talk pcm tab thirdly .....na to pick quarrel ......etc etc...his reply will b ...so i plan not to give him tonight...e go just laugh....hold me tight n sleep 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by bukatyne(f): 7:48pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: Lucky you |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
emusmith: Hahaha..... Naaaaah.. |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 8:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
kika23: The frowning aspect was really funny. What a tactic! |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 8:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
bukatyne: you married? |
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
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