olaxco2f:
Lady: hello!!!good evening, thanks for calling
Airtel
customer care service, my name is Judith,
what's
your name and where are you calling from?
Me: hi!!!evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm
calling
from ib(ibadan)
Lady: How may i help you, shegsky?
Me:I'm looking for a wife to marry
Lady: is that why you called this customer
care
service?
Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love
with
You...you know you have a very nice voice.
Lady:
Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues
about your
Airtel line, okay?
Me: yes 0... This is an issue about my Airtel
line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many
girls asking their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to
this call...
Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to
make
you happy...you would be happy with me. can
I have
your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I
think
something is wrong with you.
Me: *cut in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you
can
now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and
hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and
every
other staff of yours over there,let nobody call
me
with a funny
number only for it to be an advert or send me
those
silly messages.you guys disturb my phone
daily like
say am dating Airtel...

Bolaji89:

The All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Organization (APCPCO) has announced that it will send a petition against President Goodluck Jonathan to the International Criminal Court (ICC) at The Hague.

APCPCO, in a statement signed by Mallam Garba Shehu, Director of Media and Publicity on Wednesday said that the petition is due to the terror unleased by gun and machete wielding pro-Jonathan groups under the cover of a faction of the Oodua People’s Congress.

The Pro-Jonathan groups had disrupted activities in Lagos, on the pretext of demanding the sack of Professor Attahiru Jega, National Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).

Mallam Shehu added that the armed youths had gone rampaging along major streets of Lagos and intimidating motorists, chanting anti-Jega songs in a manner that gave them away as acting the carefully-prepared script for the truncation of the general elections.

“There was such disruption to the tranquillity of the city that warranted the citizens scampering for safety in all directions, a foretaste of the violence they plan to unleash on Election Day.”

“Our investigations have confirmed that Monday’s (16th March, 2015) show was a dress-rehearsal for the main disruption planned for the general elections. Lagos, and the entire South West, being a stronghold of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has been marked for massive dishevelling commotion that would involve killings, maiming and kidnapping.

“Our findings have further shown that the recent Nine Billion naira (N9 Billion) Pipeline surveillance contract to OPC and some militant groups in Southern Nigeria was the elixir for the latest crude impudence of the pro-Jonathan armed groups. Indeed, the contract award was indeed a subterfuge for the mobilization of these murderous militant groups for the destruction of lives and property to force the desire of the re-election of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan on the Nigerian people.

“As an opposition APC, we are using this medium to serve Dr. Goodluck Jonathan the notice of our formal protest of this extreme show of impunity to the International Criminal Court (ICC). We are aware that Mrs Patience Jonathan is already on the watch list of ICC. The activities of this President and his wife as regards the elections are not patriotic and very unhelpful for entrenching democratic values in the nation.

“We recall the bombing of the APC secretariat and the shootings and disruption of the party’s campaign rally in Okirika in Rivers State, where the First Lady hails from with a muted silence from President Jonathan.

“Whereas the Police authorities had denied the opposition party its legitimate and democratic rights to organise one million person march for General Buhari in Kano it was, however, quick to approve that in Lagos, providing security to the pro-Jonathan armed groups while they unleashed mayhem on citizens in Lagos on Monday, a day that inhabitants of the city consider the most important of the
week.

“We are not ready to cower to the intimidation of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, ahead of the general elections. We believe Nigerians shall speak eloquently on 28th March, 2015 and this brutality on the psyche of the Nigerian people shall cease.”


http://www.today.ng/news/apc-to-drag-jonathan-before-icc-over-anti-jega-protest-in-lagos/

saduman:
APC and ICC sef just like a child that says "i will tell my daddy" every time u beat am.

Anyway GEJ till 2019

SeverusSnape:
I laugh at their stupidity.
Same way they want to drag mama peace. Clowns
Let them drag Buhari first....for inciting violence and killings four years ago. Jokers

GEJ all the way.

resty4:
apc de behev lk pikin we de wear pampams

Bolaji89:

The All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Organization (APCPCO) has announced that it will send a petition against President Goodluck Jonathan to the International Criminal Court (ICC) at The Hague.

APCPCO, in a statement signed by Mallam Garba Shehu, Director of Media and Publicity on Wednesday said that the petition is due to the terror unleased by gun and machete wielding pro-Jonathan groups under the cover of a faction of the Oodua People’s Congress.

The Pro-Jonathan groups had disrupted activities in Lagos, on the pretext of demanding the sack of Professor Attahiru Jega, National Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).

Mallam Shehu added that the armed youths had gone rampaging along major streets of Lagos and intimidating motorists, chanting anti-Jega songs in a manner that gave them away as acting the carefully-prepared script for the truncation of the general elections.

“There was such disruption to the tranquillity of the city that warranted the citizens scampering for safety in all directions, a foretaste of the violence they plan to unleash on Election Day.”

“Our investigations have confirmed that Monday’s (16th March, 2015) show was a dress-rehearsal for the main disruption planned for the general elections. Lagos, and the entire South West, being a stronghold of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has been marked for massive dishevelling commotion that would involve killings, maiming and kidnapping.

“Our findings have further shown that the recent Nine Billion naira (N9 Billion) Pipeline surveillance contract to OPC and some militant groups in Southern Nigeria was the elixir for the latest crude impudence of the pro-Jonathan armed groups. Indeed, the contract award was indeed a subterfuge for the mobilization of these murderous militant groups for the destruction of lives and property to force the desire of the re-election of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan on the Nigerian people.

“As an opposition APC, we are using this medium to serve Dr. Goodluck Jonathan the notice of our formal protest of this extreme show of impunity to the International Criminal Court (ICC). We are aware that Mrs Patience Jonathan is already on the watch list of ICC. The activities of this President and his wife as regards the elections are not patriotic and very unhelpful for entrenching democratic values in the nation.

“We recall the bombing of the APC secretariat and the shootings and disruption of the party’s campaign rally in Okirika in Rivers State, where the First Lady hails from with a muted silence from President Jonathan.

“Whereas the Police authorities had denied the opposition party its legitimate and democratic rights to organise one million person march for General Buhari in Kano it was, however, quick to approve that in Lagos, providing security to the pro-Jonathan armed groups while they unleashed mayhem on citizens in Lagos on Monday, a day that inhabitants of the city consider the most important of the
week.

“We are not ready to cower to the intimidation of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, ahead of the general elections. We believe Nigerians shall speak eloquently on 28th March, 2015 and this brutality on the psyche of the Nigerian people shall cease.”


http://www.today.ng/news/apc-to-drag-jonathan-before-icc-over-anti-jega-protest-in-lagos/

klax:
Guys can you see what I'm saying about this satanic disgraceful party called apc. Now any little internal issue is to threaten with international court can you imagine what an insult on the country. This was how Nigeria football house were disgracing themselves in front of fifa guys going Switzerland every minute petition every second to fifa house make mockery of themselves till they were asked if they have any serious job to do at alL Now apc at it again opc vs opc is now Nigeria problem isn't

Honestly this anufia that called himself apc whatever the idiot do not take Gej to ICC because of his God saking Almanjiri that killed thousands of Nigeria but becaise of one useless opc is now the way to ICC by the way Mr man are you even a Yoruba man in the first place because I don't understand the sort of pro Gej anti Gej opc how you should be involved I don't care if you are doing party job to hell with that I mean its not your problem let Tifnubu or silly SAN Fashola do it ok and f u c k off.

APC truly are jobless this is why I just can't stop hating this party with passion. A party whose chieftain has no respect for sovereignty of Nigeria all they want is to rule by force. The election is at the corner I swear if Gej fail to defeat this animals I will ask for Gej head personally Gej must do everything possible to win I mean everything possible and I mean it, apc annoys me every blessed day I see their name and senseless action. I know they will be upset again I have poured salt in their wound I'm not bother it's typical of them I was once their follower so I know who they are truth is poison to them, to behave like rabies dog is in their DNA, abuse is their epistle, propaganda their prayer. Goats (EWU).

SeverusSnape:
I laugh at their stupidity.
Same way they want to drag mama peace. Clowns
Let them drag Buhari first....for inciting violence and killings four years ago. Jokers

GEJ all the way.

taharqa:
At some point, you gat to feel sorry for these clowns in APC

efilefun:



Well you want them to take it to local court and your paymaster sort the case out with some bundle of dollars? Nope we are wiser and with such threats even if not finally executed people will sit right.... wake up and embrace the CHANGE... imagine they came across anyone wearing APC tops or have APC logo on their car do you know what would have happened Just pray ur eyes are opened to see the fact and stop being blind to the truth

globalresource:
I like APC. They are just giving this guy sleepless night and tough time

BekeeBuAgbara:
This is getting childish, i don't really know what APC advisers smoke, maybe they don't know that ICC is not village customary court.