The First Lady, Dame Patience has been on the campaign trail for her husband’s re-election for some months now, making speeches in packed Stadiums and appearances at special campaign functions.

However, she stunned the entire political landscape yesterday when she was heard saying “Am Better 1st Lady than Obama wife now.
Did she campaign for her husband like this when his own eleshun time come?”

On further prodding, she further revealed “Yes now. Am better Furs Lady than Michelle Obama. And By The Grace of God I will become Furs Lady again when everybody vote for Umbrella in the eleshun. Don’t answer anybody that is talking change. They are lying”.

APC Stalwarts have condemned the statement by The First Lady, claiming it will damage diplomatic relations between Nigeria and the USA.

Josephine the dreamer mama piss no b so

Pls wake PEJ up...cos that is a hell of a dream!
See the way she was grinning sheepishly in the picture She should have told her that she is the better 1st lady na

SagePerv:
I can see a tall lovely lady, holding a bag of rice.

Hahaha

How many kg?

It is never a crime to have a dream

Like I dream of bleeping every single lady on nairaland
How is that a bad thin

kliq:


Hahaha

How many kg?

100KG

Bwon:
100KG

Enough to feed the needy plus she's got lots of that too which she's been sharrrrrring to canvass voters

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kliq:




Enough to feed the needy plus she's got lots of that too which she's been sharrrrrring to canvass voters