pretty3:


Man U for life.

because of this man u isn't going to champion league next season

wrong matric number somebody shud help me plzz

The carry over... This happened 2+ years ago when I just resumed HND from IT... There was enough money so flexing almost everyday was the order, Behind crib and the girls were tripping no wahala. I came in late february when lectures had gone far so I was at a disadvantaged position already having missed lots of "group assignment" now during the OND programme I mostly stayed in at friends place in lagos egbeda area not minding lectures till exam period where I'll come and cram the whole of united kingdom inside my head without doing much test or assignment and still pass my exams, well I was lucky I had such brain. so I didn't have a problem. So I assumed HND would be same easy pass lol so I began to skip lectures for sweet sleep a home playing video games and having fun Then Exam came.... During exam we did lots of reading and cramming and when we got to the 7th paper which would take place on a monday, we(6 of us) went to an over-night party that friday in a guest house and as usual chow, blau, drink........... (Blank memory).... I no even know how them carry me enter room looolz... hang-over... So that saturday after getting home we were so lazy that we all slept and didn't bother reading for the exams on monday. Saturday passed and sunday came, a day to exam(2 papers)... Amongst our 6, 2 of us were the "not so brillians ones" there so we always plan and seat near each other and share ideas during exam, talking out loud and watching left and right. And we were the best drinkers so the drink was still affecting both of us. We decided to sleep more when other were still trying to read... Sunday evening came... So we joined them in reading small small though E no dey enter head na wash... Then one of the others said "mo go drink Jedi jooooo" Loooooooooooolz* na here problem come from.... To be continue.... Brace yourself.......

OgidiOlu3:


*Spreads mat* Chewing popcorn and sipping Orijin waiting for Owliver's film to start

I don write about 7 before na... Them make sense ehn...

Owliver:
Gooooood After nooon.... Well, since the thread is boring I have a job to revive it back to madness... Am gonna be saying two new Moments I will never forget title: (1) The carry over (2) The rag day..... Brace yourself...

pix or adontbelieveit

kingphilip:
pix or adontbelieveit

ahan! we knw say oliver dey lie nw*'bt kani pe na true'*mak we jus wait mak d story finish*

wrong matriculation number someone shud help
plzz
I called and mailed sidmach no response
I went to my school dsame thing
I nid help plzzz
here is my detail
matric number edu/09/Spe/00313
name:Ibrahim Aisha maidoki
surname:Ibrahim
sch:bayero university kano
jamb no:92626887IJ
date of birth:3 Feb 1992
( Modi

Jedi ke? When man never read... Now the next day was monday. We had two courses "organisational behaviou(2units) and "production management(3units)... The production management was 50% calculation and the OB was 100% theory... "Mo go drink jedi jooo" we go just take small small come back. Na so all of us begin go jedi joint for Oluwo area. The woman sells nice jedi mixed with honey and sells fried meat so it was always interesting because it ain bitter like most would taste. We take first round, second, third Looooolz* me and my second wey drink never comot for our body join them dey drink third. Highness begin come, I never read shinshin mbok. 2 exams the next day. my villagers juju is working.... While the others were normal, me and my drinking champion were feeling the drink. Na so we finish go house. Son of man begin another sleep. Night don come I never read. Belle begin purge me, chit begin cash me Loooolz* tension set it... Na so I go baff, chit kan relax they think of exam... 12am monday. Boys dey read I woke up and decided to learn the calculations and mayb read the other course sharpally and use idea to port am jare... Na so I learn small calculations till I sleep again... Morning come tension wan kill son of man my partner in crime was also scared so we decided to help each other as always... Na so we dress up begin go school bouncing. Person wey see us go think say these boys don jack die. Jackass ni...... To be continued.......... ?

oche123:
please @doublezero7,@Sodiqyinka, I started the thread with You, You even send me a number tru email for the working of my Nysc posting. Please i need ur help. My Name, My Mat No, are on the nysc senate list but With a wrong jamb Reg No, and i Cant Register. Please help Me. My School(imsu) Sent a Wrong Jamb Reg On 92512979JB Instead Of My Correct Jamb Reg No 92512976JB.... IMO STATE UNIVERSITY, Banking/fin, Ibeh Uchechukwu G. 09-04-1986, 09/0310, 92512976JB.

Hello sir, I believe your issue has been addressed a long time ago! Since it is obvious your school made the error, go to your school...they should resend your correct details to NYSC!

I'm sorry but there is absolutely anyone here can do...the issue can only be resolved by your school!

All the best!

I like dis story...e remind me of managerial econs exam

eassht:
wrong matriculation number someone shud help
plzz
I called and mailed sidmach no response
I went to my school dsame thing
I nid help plzzz
here is my detail
matric number edu/09/Spe/00313
name:Ibrahim Aisha maidoki
surname:Ibrahim
sch:bayero university kano
jamb no:92626887IJ
date of birth:3 Feb 1992
( Modi

Hello ma'am, please go ahead and register with your correct JAMB reg number! I believe you should be able to register and then all errors would be coreected in camp!

However, if you still can't register, please, contact your school!

All is well!

OluwaseyiGreat:
@doublezero7
I tried doing the reg but to no avail. Kindly help out bro

Bro, if you are a Lasuite, go to Room 9 of the school's DSA! Explain your issues to them...I'm sure they'll help u fix it!

All the best!

eassht:
wrong matriculation number someone shud help
plzz
I called and mailed sidmach no response
I went to my school dsame thing
I nid help plzzz
here is my detail
matric number edu/09/Spe/00313
name:Ibrahim Aisha maidoki
surname:Ibrahim
sch:bayero university kano
jamb no:92626887IJ
date of birth:3 Feb 1992
( Modi

hey, use only 09 as the matric number with ur other details on the right spaces, quote me back if it positive or negative

phemolala07:
I like dis story...e remind me of managerial econs exam

omo! Dis course na mad course o*na soso diagram d lecturer of dis course dy draw 4 my sch* no b small tin o* cum see massive failure4 d course*na God save me sef*na 'D' I get4 d course*cum see as I dy dance lyk person wey win world cup wen I see D" 4my result and d course na 3unit *d tin spoil my GP small sha*

Can't type while walking. On my way to freedom market I won go buy palito television for camp... Continue later...

@doublezero7

I have bin there twice and he told me to still keep trying and he even showed me the master list forwarded to nysc in which my name was included.

Am so grateful bro.

Thanks

I just saw a passenger throw lacasera and gala waste from inside a bus. Same idiot will curse jonathan or fashola if gutter block. #LagosNawa

A police man at check-point just collected bribe from a man driving pathfinder... Hope for Nigeria. Police is your friend. #LagosNawa

And the Army man sitting in front is arguing with agbero that the driver must not pay because he is inside. Ok this army man looks strong but the agbero looks ready to die. None of my business #LagosNawa

One man selling cloth gave me one direction, I ask another girl she tell me something different. I prefer the girl cos the man looks hungry. #LagosNawa

Owliver:
I just saw a passenger throw lacasera and gala waste from inside a bus. Same idiot will curse jonathan or fashola if gutter block. #LagosNawa

*smh*

At a restaurant here they are arguing buhari and Jonathan matter. Dey are eating Eba oooo. #LagosNawa

ernesterioo:
hey, use only 09 as the matric number with ur other details on the right spaces, quote me back if it positive or negative

negative dia

Owliver:
One man selling cloth gave me one direction, I ask another girl she tell me something different. I prefer the girl cos the man looks hungry. #LagosNawa

baba o!

One man say idiagbon and tai solarin na hausa kill them, say yoruba no still get sense. #LagosNawa

Owliver:
At a restaurant here they are arguing buhari and Jonathan matter. Dey are eating Eba oooo. #LagosNawa

wetin consign me*

Looolz* now they are playing an audio in a shop. Looolz I don laugh tire... Election don make people mad #LagosNawa

The yoruba women don't want to reason with the men. They shouting sai baba... Be like make I slap them #LagosNawa

Owliver:
One man say idiagbon and tai solarin na hausa kill them, say yoruba no still get sense. #LagosNawa

hun!

The man gave me wrong address. I don finally reach my destination.... Thank God say grown up man with mustash no lost today #Lagosnawa

Owliver:
The yoruba women don't want to reason with the men. They shouting sai baba... Be like make I slap them #LagosNawa

take ur time o*my mama fit dy among those women

Everybody dey here when erisegun dey look for my trouble sha... #LagosNawa