luxanne:


Nope

ipleddge:
I wanna get my account back

chimerase2:
abeg show me de cell I wan give amu food make e no die for cell

MrCharis:
MYOB

ipleddge:
u be sule,u don see new pus.sy now,u con dey use glAss

jacksparrow1207:


Ok

stephenqueen:

Na cell 2 him dey but dat oga warder no go allow make u give amu food

jacksparrow1207:

Ok. I will

jacksparrow1207:


I tried using a deactivated old acct, but they wont let me

stephenqueen:

Jack how market dem ban u?

MrCharis:
Please I won't have you refer to my angel with such words (-_-)

MrCharis:

ipleddge:
U be bad boy...dts y u look like dick

ipleddge:
Hahaha,na true say u see shege,I won hacking cos of nairaland now,I go dey threaten d mods with hack...I won dey post porn for nairaland any time my moniker get banned

ipleddge:
U mean pus.sy,u mean Ur girl don't have pus.sy ,why u con dry date her?

I go burst you oo

Bisolarh:
Ooooopsss !!! I'm late

D1ck:
I seriously don't know what you need the mods for.......

Just saying

wristwatch:


LOL. This moniker whey u dey woo eh! Congrats d guy nah serious clown.

IF him gree accept your proposal, change your moniker to FRIEDEGG

stephenqueen:

Hi, I like wetin I see for your profile

FriedPlantain:
wooow!!! , so short yet so witty and romantic. I love every part of the lines you dropped for me, it sincerely touched the deepest part of my heart. I would gladly love to be yours and yours alone Fidira my beautiful Queen.

* hugs and plants a gentle kiss on her lips*
*kills the light and draws the curtain together*

Dimples192:
You nutter so if I choose blackett
You gonna pay for my plane ticket
Or is it only Naija that can join
Dnt you know this is WORLDWIDE web

MizMyColi:



This got me sooo cracked up!
Epic!!!!

juianne95:
to share ban..

stephenqueen:

Hi, I like wetin I see for your profile

And what's that ?

jacksparrow1207:


Go back to your cave

D1ck:
You should try and start visiting the literature section. You are gonna learn a lot.

And as for the peeps who think they are better than their weak counterparts. Don't forget that "A character is like a white paper, if once blunted; it can hardly be ever made to appear as white as before"

You cannot restrict a toddler from crawling except of course you ain't gonna drop him/her.....

Love y'all

jacksparrow1207:


U used blazyblaze after d ban. What u lying for?

juianne95:
to share ban..

ipleddge:
U don come back again,come help me tell em mods to release me

Nitefury:


Meaning we're supposed to be together right about now.. Say, some fancy hotel. What do you think?