Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Boxer007(m): 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
haywire1:
What's dis one saying? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Shoro niyen ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) My dear, am simply trying to say I can get you pregnant and make you my man. The pill will make you get pregnant thru your annnnnus. I love it |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by ololo12: 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
I've been saying the same thing. But Nigerians won't hear. The wahala wey dey for front, pass the one wey for back. Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Arysexy(m): 7:31pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! Suffix biafra will be declared also. Buhari must not win if We are to remain a country. GEJ till 2019 1 Like |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Dexema(m): 7:32pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! Please reserve your message of doom for u and your ilk,when Obj/yaradua were there and ur militants went haywire were things as bad as it is now even with the relative peace the criminals you call miltants are maintaining? |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by firstolalekan(m): 7:32pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
manny4life:
Ever asked yourself how Nigeria's budget is financed and source of FOREX? ![](/faces/huh.png)
A country without money is a country at least has hopes; a country without any source of money is one that's likely to experience anarchy. Were Nigerians living less before 1970? The worst that will happen is that your brothers (millitants) will share the fate of GEJ's siblings (bokoharam) when GMB wins. |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by ademega(m): 7:32pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Dollar is speaking |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:33pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
kastonkastrol: guru maharaji or whatever _stupid name you call yourself you fool, general buhari will win the presidential election this coming Saturday, and there is nothing you and the ediots that paid you money to say trash can do about that. I really like your signature. 2 Likes |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Exponental(m): 7:33pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
can GEJ confirm he hasn't knelt b4 him... |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by ade2008(m): 7:34pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
march 28 will decide. 5 days to finalize who will steer this great ship called Nigeria |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by haywire1: 7:34pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
samuelson06:
I hate writings that give warning without suggestions for way forward. Way forward is to vote buhari. Let niger-delta hold thr oil, we gonna go back to our cocoa plantation, groundnut pyramid, cotton nd textile, cassava planting nd many more. Oil is d problem of Nigeria. If PDP likes make den use juju, I will still Sai Buhari on Saturday. 2 Likes |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by manny4life(m): 7:34pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
firstolalekan:
Were Nigerians living less before 1970? Huh? Please don't compare pre and post 1970... In fact, the odds are against us now... However, if you do want to compare, feel free to take a shot at it. |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by emeka2847: 7:35pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Long story! All the witches and wizards should take a chill pill. It's GMB until Jona accepts that stealing is corruption. Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by dangelochikago: 7:36pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
I have never believed a single prophecy from this man, but I think for once he has guessed right .I cannot believe that Nigerians with sound minds would even nurse the idea of voting for an archaic man who knows absolutely nothing about governance in this modern age and time...it will definitely be close, but Jonathan will win. even if he is not the messiah, I think he is the fore runner. 2 Likes |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 989900: 7:36pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
He wants his piece of the pie ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by emmykk(m): 7:37pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1:
STFU you bloody idio...t! Hard times lie ahead? Who are you to see the future? Fu....cking slowpoke! he understood the nigeria situation than you... You dont even know what life is saying. |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:37pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Even Buhari himslef knows he would lose the election. 1 Like |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by ademate(m): 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Any Nigerian that have not get tried of Corruption, Suffering, Impunity, Ethnicity, Religion Controversy e.t.c under GEJ administration should vote for him but if you have tried vote GMD. |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Bestinstinct(m): 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! When last did you take your drugs? 3 Likes |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
If GEJ is divinely appointed,God must really hate Nigerians. 1 Like |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Tunagee(m): 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by firstolalekan(m): 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
manny4life:
Huh?
Please don't compare pre and post 1970... In fact, the odds are against us now... However, if you do want to compare, feel free to take a shot at it. Modified! .. Were Nigerians living less before 1970? The worst that will happen is that your brothers (millitants) will share the fate of GEJ's siblings (bokoharam) when GMB wins. |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by afonomics(m): 7:40pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
D idiot said Akala would win Oyo State gubber in 2011, the current governor is Ajimobi. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by dollarlander: 7:40pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! I know that they haven't born your father and mother during Nigeria civil war. Ask your grand parents what is civil war? You are drumming the drum of civil war, roll out the drums and see if you will be there to dance to the tune. Forget guru maharaji. Of what benefit has he contributed to Nigeria. He is an old fool. GEJ has distributed the dollars to him that's why he is prophesying those things. We have 5-6 days to go. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Google63(m): 7:40pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Tolexander: What is Guguru saying?
The same Guguru that predicted; John Kerry defeating George Bush!
Super Eagles defeating France at the last World cup! You dey mind the clown... Akala became his follower just to win election too.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by mex551(m): 7:41pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.
Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.
And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?
And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! GBAM! WELL SAID |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by hola106(m): 7:41pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Saturday shld come nd go jare make cast my vote for GMB peoples choice |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by haywire1: 7:42pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Dexema:
Please reserve your message of doom for u and your ilk,when Obj/yaradua were there and ur militants went haywire were things as bad as it is now even with the relative peace the criminals you call miltants are maintaining?
Why all of una jst dey call my name, ibeg make I rest ooo abi una wan use me do president ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . Vote Haywire for President, good road, electricity, legalizing weed, working-days reduce to 3days, reduce prision constructn nd increase psychiatric hospitals. I challenge GEJ to debate. God bless u my pheophle ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by luckman20(m): 7:42pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
It should be guru! Nigga's follower got struck by a speeding vehicle outside his camp premises and he didn't even know what happened, he's now here telling us who'll win the election #yeyedeysmell |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Gliding(m): 7:43pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Flets: If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country.
Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc.
Fast forwar
The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!! You did not tell us to vote for GEJ because of the "massive" developmental projects he executed, rather you threatened us with violence if he loses. With this reasoning, you are saying that we should vote for GEJ to keep the Niger delta quiet. So what happens when OPC or Arewa start their own wahala. Do we then vote for the most violent ethnic group each timr? In case you think they can't do much, OPC was just given a 9billion naira contract to protect our pipelines (so they have funds to purchase arms). They can ground the ports among other things....remember we are import dependent. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by manny4life(m): 7:44pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
firstolalekan:
Were Nigerians living less before 1970? The worst that will happen is that your brothers (millitants) will share the fate of GEJ's siblings (bokoharam) when GMB wins. One thing you fail to understand is that BH 1. Adds no value to our system as a country 2. The conflict between BH and Nigeria went beyond borders. It became a regional conflict that if unchecked, threatened the security of our neighbors. 3. It took the participation of our neighbors to quell the efforts of BH 4. The fight is ongoing but terrorism cannot be wiped out. Many were fazed upon learning BH now aligns with the deadly ISIS. I wonder what will make of Nigeria and her neighbors when ISIS shifts its focus on these nations... This will be a never-ending war. Why are ND militants different 1. Their oil adds value (FOREX) to Nigeria's account 2. More than 70% of oil proceed finances Nigeria's budget 3. The current militants are more FUNDED as a terror group unlike in OBJ regime. Militancy and terrorism is about FUNDING and WILL. 4. When it breaks out, it is Nigeria's war and not a regional war... 5. War is about money (remember GEJ's request for $1billion to procure weaponry). I can continue to list the adverse impact on oil fields post election and it's effect... |
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Google63(m): 7:44pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
ololo12: I've been saying the same thing. But Nigerians won't hear. The wahala wey dey for front, pass the one wey for back.
When we get to the bridge we'll cross it... Be not afraid! |