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My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:11pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
I nter master Bigs too do some lunching bekors I wars very horngry but ass I nter I now sea my lady girlfriend with another hugly dirty man chopping and laffing I den becums very hangry so I went too their table and I asking her who d hugly dirty man is but she krying and say baby wait baby wait is nut what you tinking I noun remembas how I gives her plenty morny from my 25k monthly salary payments my eyez now turning red and I slaps her tozaah tozaah The hugly dirty man now standing up saying I lies down for the floor I remove my Polo Rafael put on the tables ready too beating dis cheatings hugly man I now see his army cap and bet on the oda chiair I say sorry sir he now calls his army flends outside to bit me.... I say oga piples habeg habeg I have malaria by den one slaps my eyes towaah! Nepa now take lights I luke outside day haf dark, the army piples now karry me outside saying I stand with won leg and they puts 50 liters fuel on my heads for 30 minits. Now I cum bark house wit band ages for my heads from famacy. I no one off the army piple who slaps my eyez I thinking I go to supreme cut with lawyer sueing army 50millions or I go trainings in the gym so I beat the army piple that slaps me. I needs advising from matured old minds not small small nairaland colleagues. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Kennywills7(m): 4:15pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
This is hilarious 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by FLAWLES(f): 4:18pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
FOOL 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:18pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Kennywills7: You advising me what? Heads hotting and saying hillarious is that hartlessness? |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:20pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
FLAWLES: Small small colleagues 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by smalls7: 4:22pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
You need to see a doctor The beatings has affected your cerebellum 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by sinaj(f): 4:23pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Chisos!!! o: dude r u for real ... i mean ur blunder! |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
7 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:24pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
sinaj: Yes the blunder is going to master bigs i for cooking in the home. |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:26pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
smalls7: You tink the famacist don't know medicine? |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Tallesty1(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Spoiltmoimoi: |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by amunkita(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Op u re suffering frm Fallopian Membrane... 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by smalls7: 4:30pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Spoiltmoimoi:You are acting _stupid intentionally... Pls don't quote me again. I take God be you 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:31pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
amunkita: But the famacist puts iodine saying I am recover quick |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by topemirates(m): 4:31pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
@ op, could u pls explain yourself in proper English? Abi ewo ni gbogbo katikati yi? |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:33pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
smalls7: Hartless piple you can't give me sensible advices but you call me stupid. Smalls number 7 |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by amunkita(m): 4:40pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Spoiltmoimoi: O boy akawu plenty 4 dis snuff wey u dey inhale oo... |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Waskolo(m): 4:42pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Rubbish
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Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by 190theclown: 4:46pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
This should be on front page!! |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 4:50pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
190theclown: Mods are not educative but if Tonto dike snaps pisure straights to front-page. Matter of injustice from the army piple |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by agohmamuda(m): 4:53pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
wasted sperm. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by NanciaKay(f): 5:57pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
The lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch. ;DThe lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch. |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Spoiltmoimoi: 6:12pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
NanciaKay: Go bark too your tailor to putting shoulder pad in your native clothes on your profile 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by 190theclown: 7:48pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Spoiltmoimoi: CorkyJoe |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by falcon01: 8:07pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
op @i think the force of the slap that was used in accelarating the hands of the army man which carries a high velocity has forced you brain to enter safe mode |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by jigxy(m): 8:28pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
All of u should knw he's writing all these intentionally. he's just looking for attention 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Kylez(m): 8:34pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Very very very poor attempt at trolling , even Boiledcorn' English is understandable. Please just retire, it's not in your blood
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Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by goldenone(f): 8:40pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Are u by any chance related to someone I know on this nairaland or you really cannot construct understandable sentences? It is imperative to conclude that you might need some assistance |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by japhmanuel: 8:52pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Funny story |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by williamspaul22(m): 9:43pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Op, was that french? Cant understand any damn thing there. |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by godoluwa(m): 9:51pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
op juxt wanna crack ya rib. nice write up though 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Caught In The Act by Godmother(f): 10:16pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
I must be really jobless, cos I read the entire write-up OP put up there Time to sleep |
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