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The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by tartar9(m): 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
After the seasons of the Throne of Ekitilopia and the Tword of Prophet TRappatoni , came a festival of peace in the land of Twilistia and Social Mediana. Brother cleaved unto brother, sister unto sister and many a-brother did verily entereth into the DMs and setteth P with the sisters. In this time of peace, the Chief Priestess of Gossipotamia made it known unto all the men and women of Social Mediana, that once had her plea gone unto her father and twice he had heard her word and yea, had he now finally acquiesced to her desire to take for herself a new chariot. And her name was Melinda the Second. And her new chariot was a Roving Ranger of the finest Valyrian steel. And Melinda said she dipped into her vast coffers and gave Cosmas the Chariot Seller a mere 24 million shekels for the chariot. And it was a beautiful chariot to behold. Melinda was a great Chief Priestess of Gossipotamia, probably the greatest the people of Social Mediana had ever seen. And she was also a chronicler of the sayings and doings of the people of Celebritine. And daily, hordes and throngs of people from Social Mediana, Gossipotamia and beyond came to worship at her temple and read her chronicles. But a word was said against Melinda. First it was in a mild whisper from Nathan the scribe, that she had taken his engraving and put it on display at her temple. And neither did she seek his consent nor obtain his blessing. And the whisper grew into a rumbling that many of the ornaments in Melinda’s temple were taken from others and that her prophecies and chronicles were not hers. But the Chief Priestess scoffed at the suggestions. Finally, shortly after the arrival of her 24 million shekel Valyrian Steel Roving Ranger Chariot, an obscure man appeared unto the people of Twilistia and Social Mediana and bellowed that Melinda had also taken his engraving, claiming it as hers. This man, Aydeeveedov, appeared to be a chronicler himself of the demise of the Haramites in North Easteros, and his wrath was incurred against the Chief Priestess of Gossipotamia and her temple. And lo, waving his staff in Twislistia Square, did he proclaim: “Priestess Melinda, if ye will not peaceably yield to me my engraving of the conquest of the Haramites, and if ye will not desist from this mendacious path, then takest thou notice and knowest thou, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I will call upon the High god Googlam, and he will answer by fire. And your temple will become a memory. Yea, shall no engraving or chronicle rest upon another.” And Melinda was silent. But her silence was the calm before the storm because the people of the land heard the cry of Aydeeveedov, and joined their cry unto his and lo, THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT AN IOTA OF CHILL IN THE LAND! For 5 days and 5 nights, over the feast of Eid, did the Twilistines and Social Medianites make pontification and supplication to the Chief Priestess. And there arose from absolutely nowhere an army of Pharisees deeply versed and intensely steeped, it seemed, in the ways of Googlam and engraving theft. Repent Melinda, said many, for the kingdom of Googlam is at hand. Away, said others. The hands of the Chief Priestess are no dirtier than the hands of other temple custodians . Be gone, said yet others, and remove the envy of the Chief Priestess Melinda from your hearts. Knowest thou not that she is the first Priestess of Gossipotamia to acquire a Valyrian Steel Ranging Rover of 24 million shekels . Then the spirit of the Tword came upon Melinda and she spake. Not of remorse, repentance or restitution, but of the folly and jealousness of Aydeeveedov and his followers. And there was even more unchill. And at this time, the Prophetess, the scandal and the furore came to be known as Melinda Gates. But this part of the revelation was obscure, so rely on it at your own peril. And lo, Melinda had a sister, Lauratidyn, who was full of fury and yea, did Lauratidyn speak fire unto Ayedeeveedov and High Priest Nobblatum of the temple of Nobs. And Lauratidyn descended on Chxta of Greece, for having dined with Melinda and asking Melinda to send some worshippers to his own temple, before he became of fame. And there was unchill, the likes of which had never ever been seen. And then the unchill began to wane and diminish, until worshippers approached the Temple of Melinda in Gossipotamia and beheld the magnificence of its vanishment. The words of Aydeeveedov had come to pass, for Googlam had heard his supplication. But Aydeeveedov merely unlooked. And the spirit of the demon schadenfreude swept through Social Mediana and Twilistia, as many were filled with glee. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Ifeann(f): 9:22pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Lol..Tartar9 u are such an uninteresting dull looking noise maker. i will be posting ur notable insults here along with ur pic..
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Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Ifeann(f): 6:16pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
Tartar9 treat ur mental issues before insulting others.
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Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by parisbookaddict(f): 6:22pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
Ifeann:
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Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Ifeann(f): 6:26pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
Take a look at urself and ur foul language Cc Oremussanctus 1 Share
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Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Ifeann(f): 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
- Quran mentions in sura 19 that Jesus was born by immaculate conception . That implies that Prophet Mowas conceived from lustful sex like a low life animal. - , Quran designated one whole sura to the mother of Jesus (Mary,sura 19). Poor Mo’s mother Amina was noteven mentioned once, leave alone naming a sura after her. - Quran says Jesus was a born a genius who could talk as a new born (5.110) . It also says that Mo was born as a mòron who could never learn to read or write all his life (7.157,7.158). Quran says Jesus could make a clay bird and give life to it (5.110). That means he was capable of creating his own food. On the other hand Allah had to make stealing halal for Mo because Mo was not capable of earning his own bread (8.1,8.41) . Quran says Jesus could give life to dead people (5.110) . On the other hand Mo could only kill live people dead (3.152,8.17,8.67,33.26-27).. (Mo holds the world record of beheading 900 men of Quraiza in a single day) - Quran says Jesus could give sight to the blind (5.110). Mo took the sight away from of the seeing . (He had eyes of the Ukul men gouged because they had stolen Mo’s stolen camels ). - Quran says Allah gave Jesus capability of curing incurable diseases like leprosy (5.110). Allah gave no such power to Mo (20.133). His own most beloved sonIbrahim ( from his sex slave Maria) died in front of him, although Mo prayed and begged Allah for his health for several nights. - Allah made Jesus a saint who never lusted women . Allah made Mo a Satan who killed innocent men and enslaved their wives and daughters and raped them 33.50). Allah made Jesus a very loving man who loved children .Allah made Mo a pedophile who made love to children (65.4). - Quran says Jesus did not die , he was raised to heaven by Allah . Allah did no such favors for Mo. He was buried in ground to rot after he died a very painful death, poisoned by his enemies.. 2 Likes |
Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Paulscholari(m): 10:21pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Ouch who the hell is MO, well too bad for him... Lol |
Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by kevoh(m): 6:05am On Apr 06, 2015 |
- Quran mentions in sura 19 that Jesus was born by immaculate conception . That implies that Prophet Mowas conceived from lustful sex like a low life animal. |
Re: The Chronicles Of Chill 4:biblical Prophecy Of The Current Woes Of Linda Ikeji. by Proffdada: 7:59am On May 28, 2015 |
Hungry looking Islam extremist |
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