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Re: Today Is My Birthday. by stephenqueen: 2:41pm On Mar 26, 2015

chimerase2:
nooo makachukwu I must mind amu

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 26, 2015

chimerase2:
how many bottles u drink?

Na jez 7bottles i don take but i swear to drunk, i never drunk!
E jez remain 1bottle for me to knock but i no go drink am

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:42pm On Mar 26, 2015

lordhugo:

Please state your exact reason backed up with a summary of not less than 50 words stating your intentions.

Nvm

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:45pm On Mar 26, 2015

lordhugo:

POLICE!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE INSIDES OF A PRISON!

Any guy in Delta state is welcome to take a spliff anytime.
Any GIRL in Delta state should please come along with her p***y when coming.

Name girls you know that kush on NL

sinaj! mhizizzy!!

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:48pm On Mar 26, 2015

stephenqueen:

U don repent? Wait make I go shìt for bush i dey cum

*knocks his head very hard!

how many times i don warn you say make you no sh!t inside that bush again ?

you no know say na their lordhugo dey plant weeds for us to kush?

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:49pm On Mar 26, 2015

so?

we should fry plaintain for u?

cry

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:50pm On Mar 26, 2015

who be that officer?

is that not officer mufu?

shocked

honeydear:
Happy birthday Mz Endowed. God bless your new age

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by chimerase2: 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2015

stephenqueen:

leekwa anya m taaaaar tongue

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2015

Happy Birthday sweetie

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 2:52pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

Guy, just tell dimples192 that you are the one on the right, i swear she will start showing you green lights

So my friend on the left is ugly abi? I go tell am.

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 26, 2015

Thanks once again guys. And someone said today was their birthday as well.

Happy birthday hunni. kiss

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 26, 2015

Dimples192:

Gay boy is that who you fancy

wtf! i gat pvssies around me, I'm allergic to menholes

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by chimerase2: 2:54pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

Na jez 7bottles i don take but i swear to drunk, i never drunk!
E jez remain 1bottle for me to knock but i no go drink am

was dat why u chose to riducle de man of god undecided

Don't u knw ma members re here
AMU disappointed in ua mins3 embarassed

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by dre11(m): 2:54pm On Mar 26, 2015

honeydear:
Happy birthday Mz Endowed. God bless your new age

Playing hide and seek game.....

Happy birthday rokiatu

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 2:54pm On Mar 26, 2015

Dimples192:

Nvm

Would like like to share a spliff of weed with me sometime? Please embarassed

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by KingTom(m): 2:54pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

Bro, i guess itz high time you turned it to commercial farming. . .
I bet you, you will make alot of money from it, we have people like; alberto2k, stephenqueen, kingtom, cutehector, fulaboy, chimerase2 and Orijin101
They are all weed smokers

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2015

Happy birthday Rokiatu. May your new age usher in mouth opening blessings into your life.

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2015

rokiatu:
Thanks once again guys. And someone said today was their birthday as well.

Happy birthday hunni.

where is item 7 jhare?
we've been here waiting for it since morning

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by stephenqueen: 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

*knocks his head very hard!

how many times i don warn you say make you no sh!t inside that bush again ?

you no know say na their lordhugo dey plant weeds for us to kush?

Origin u dem craze ba? Why u den loud amu na,u wan make lordhugo hear say i dey shìt for him farm ni undecided

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2015

lordhugo:

Would like like to share a spliff of weed with me sometime? Please

If I knew who you were.... maybe embarassed

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by stephenqueen: 2:57pm On Mar 26, 2015

chimerase2:
leekwa anya m taaaaar

Your yansh

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2015

lordhugo:

So my friend on the left is ugly abi? I go tell am.

Did i mention anything like that
I don't think so

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 3:00pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

sinaj! mhizizzy!!

Ganja farms LTD
Street 1 warri
Thursday 26th 2015

Dear sinaj and mhizizzy,

How would you like to smoke some weed? (In Burna's voice)

Sincerly,
LordHugo
Chief Plantation Officer

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 26, 2015

chimerase2:
was dat why u chose to riducle de man of god
Don't u knw ma members re here
AMU disappointed in ua mins3

*kneels don in his front

Father forgive me, for i don't know what i was doing

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by honeydear(f): 3:01pm On Mar 26, 2015

dre11:

Playing hide and seek game.....

How are you?

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 3:03pm On Mar 26, 2015

stephenqueen:

Origin u dem craze ba? Why u den loud amu na,u wan make lordhugo hear say i dey shìt for him farm ni

Keep shitting! I need the Nutrients!

Dont just allow an IBADAN girl shit in my farm.

Those type of shit can kill an Iroko tree angry

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2015

Dimples192:

If I knew who you were.... maybe

I am an Onion! Just keep Peeling me! wink

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by chimerase2: 3:06pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

*kneels don in his front

Father forgive me, for i don't know what i was doing

on one condition before I forgive u undecided

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2015

lordhugo:

Ganja farms LTD
Street 1 warri
Thursday 26th 2015

Dear sinaj and mhizizzy,

How would you like to smoke some weed? (In Burna's voice)

Sincerly,
LordHugo
Chief Plantation Officer

Do u have giant weeds? something like diz

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by dre11(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2015

honeydear:

How are you?

Have being everywhere...... Asking if you have deactivated

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Nobody: 3:08pm On Mar 26, 2015

chimerase2:
on one condition before I forgive u

I will always do as your command sir!

Re: Today Is My Birthday. by lordhugo(m): 3:09pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:

Did i mention anything like that
I don't think so

Was joking tho!

I am logging off mate. Tym to suck on the big mama cone.

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