LAKE FOREST, IL—Saying he was not the least bit
surprised to see the former member of the
congregation again, pastor James Bower told
reporters Thursday that he always knew agnostic
local resident Chris Parker would come crawling
back to the church to get married. “I believe Chris
stopped attending services when he was about 12
and hasn’t set foot in the church since, but guess
who finally came around? And just months before
the ceremony, no less,” said Bower, adding that
Parker just showed up after 15 years of absence
with hat in hand to reserve the Calvary United
Church and beg the pastor to officiate, exactly how
the Presbyterian minister reportedly predicted it
would happen. “Chris probably thought he’d seen
the last of this place, but now he’s here, right on
schedule, tail between his legs, introducing me to
his fiancée. They always come back, every last one
of them.” Bower confirmed that he does not expect
to see the agnostic for another year or two, but
guaranteed that Parker would eventually be back
on his hands and knees to baptize his baby.

LOL!
This reads like something from ONN.

EnlightenedSoul:
LOL!
This reads like something from The Onion.

i]Onion[/i] masterpieces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOgwQZd9eDc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

you right!

larrymoore:
you right!

Minus the profanity, it really does read like satire.

Poor Pastor tho. In reality, he's completely misread the situation (and the guy's 'intentions'). He was never "back", only going through the motions.