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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
Jwonder:
GEJ till 2019

In your dreams lol
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by IYANGBALI: 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2015
scholarosisi:
If buhari wins it simply means God has deserted nigeria like he did to israelites sometime. I pray this is not the case
lamentation of a loser,una never start. God don ansa us for change tongue
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Toks2008(m): 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2015
Myself2:
TO HELL WITH PUNCH PROPOSED, AT THE END OF EVERYTHING, GEJ WILL WIN THE MOST VOTE TO REMAIN PRESIDENT TILL 2013

I think you need to wake up at this point and do the calculations.

All northern states plus APC governed states in the southwest as well as eastern states with APC governor.

See bro,hausas dont joke with their own expecially after six years of failed governance.

Simple arithmetix.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by lolayung9(m): 2:27pm On Mar 29, 2015
Whoever wins this election sud no dat is by God's grace n by d masses who deserves change - for once, the masses deserves a better deal - Get free manual 4 stubborn joints pains,infections and worm-like crawling sensations all over the body. http://www.doublegandm.com/download.html
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by bolakunle: 2:29pm On Mar 29, 2015
I`m loving this.so the needed change is almost here.Pls fastforward to May 29.Otuoke to hold a lavish party for a HERO.Thanks GOODLUCK JONATHAN but .....
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by bolakunle: 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2015
ifeness:


In your dreams lol

pls,what do we call this guy`s sickness?
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by nkemdi89(f): 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2015
IYANGBALI:
sai Baba jo,sai Buhari jare
Be a responsible youth and not the violent one that's my take for you.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by IdJack(m): 2:31pm On Mar 29, 2015
What if Inec declare GEJ Winner, wat will you do...maybe get a contract to logistic to transport ur Sai Buhari to his village permanently



Wealthyone:
GEJites grin how market? Anyway, I have two useful send-forth gifts for Jonah; A pair of trekkers sandals and compass for locating otuoke sharperly wink

Oga, Jonah, I won't mind if you can give me ur relocation logistic contract. grin grin grin cheesy mine is faster than DHL grin grin grin grin
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by amanze15(m): 2:31pm On Mar 29, 2015
emiye:
The kind magic number wey PDP go release from ss / se no go get part 2 grin

The war is not over yet.
e sha no go pass 16 million voters grin
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by dandoki: 2:32pm On Mar 29, 2015
Bishop4bella:
Otueke is coming mr GEJ

He is already there. He should remain there and send our helicopter back. The rest of his baggages left in aso rock would be forwarded to him asap.

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Brainwox(m): 2:33pm On Mar 29, 2015
Eeyaaaah! Sorry oooo! Next time eehn, bye bye, take care. Sir, u've forgot 1 of ur shoes o, pls take it along. Sorry eehn!
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:34pm On Mar 29, 2015
dandoki:


He is already there. He should remain there and send our helicopter back. The rest of his baggages left in aso rock would be forwarded to him asap.

I have got a taxi waiting for Jona and his shepopotamous of a wife.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by CaptPlanet(m): 2:34pm On Mar 29, 2015
I am seriously laughing at you guys who are already celebrating news on news papers when INEC has not released any result.

E go be una like film

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by IYANGBALI: 2:35pm On Mar 29, 2015
nkemdi89:

Be a responsible youth and not the violent one that's my take for you.
sai baba,sai Buhari,baba oyoyo,baba oyoyo,baba oyoyo,baba oyoyo grin

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by ewizard1: 2:36pm On Mar 29, 2015
Winning in the Villa doesn't mean he is the winner. Its so obvious even the blindman can see.

#Goodluck2Buhari
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by emiye(m): 2:37pm On Mar 29, 2015
amanze15:
e sha no go pass 16 million voters grin


E no even reach sef, i come dey fear, dem sey na army dey even co-ordinate results sheets sef., maybe dey go dey fill wetin dem want from inside pepper soup joint, in other news, INEC cancelled a ward in Ekiti state for overvoting grin grin grin. Fayose on overdrive. cheesy
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by sukkot: 2:40pm On Mar 29, 2015
BREAKING NEWS : fayose was seen jumping into the ekiti river. before he jumped in and drowned, concerned passerby heard him screaming in his native tongue that ' buhari ma jumi si nu ewon kirikiri. mo gbe ooooo '

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by F22RAPTOR(m): 2:41pm On Mar 29, 2015
i see a lot of APC House-NEC officials here. When the final results will be annouced, all of you will eat up your words
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by bishopstan(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2015
bunmioguns:
grin





somebody that can't even type cry in an appropriate manner.......






smbh for you.......
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Ahmed4002(m): 2:45pm On Mar 29, 2015
cc Bunskyo

hope you following.

cc Rawani
Ymodulus

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by ojnnaco(m): 2:45pm On Mar 29, 2015
TheAgba:

Source ?
.

I tot ur phone do browse... its hard for u to believe coz PDP Is leading baa
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Wealthyone: 2:45pm On Mar 29, 2015
mikketech:
why beef mr president like this? Is that how u insult ur father when he can't afford ur skul fees? Nawa o.

Cretin grin, if u insult ur useless poor father doesn't mean u should insult mine. Dont worry, Buhari will be declared winner and he will create jobs which u will benefit from. Anuofia

NB: work on ur attitude cos it will surely get u a regret mail after the first interview cheesy
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
iamord:
the news sounds good to me. BTW. I like Ur dress sense. You Brough back the fila brand. And it looks cool on u smiley

Thanks dude.

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Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by phlemzy: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
PDP will rule Nigeria for 50 consecutive years- Whoever made this statement must be deranged.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:50pm On Mar 29, 2015
ojnnaco:
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I tot ur phone do browse... its hard for u to believe coz PDP Is leading baa
Story for the gods.
.
Give me link Abeg.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 29, 2015
Cool!
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 29, 2015
Wealthyone:


Cretin grin, if u insult ur useless poor father doesn't mean u should insult mine. Dont worry, Buhari will be declared winner and he will create jobs which u will benefit from. Anuofia

NB: work on ur attitude cos it will surely get u a regret mail after the first interview cheesy

Lols. May God so help you amen. Now ur trying to let us know that ur father is poor and useless. Choi. Nawa o. No worry buhari will help his miserable life. Okay? Stupid fool
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by ghettodreamz(m): 2:56pm On Mar 29, 2015
And finally, HOPE is here.

Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by stan241(m): 2:59pm On Mar 29, 2015
phlemzy:
PDP will rule Nigeria for 50 consecutive years- Whoever made this statement must be deranged.
actually bros they said they would rule for 60yrs not 50
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by kilokeys(m): 3:00pm On Mar 29, 2015
the truth is...


GEJ would win by a slight margin...


no be today yansh get parting

. power of the incumbent.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by DExplorer1: 3:00pm On Mar 29, 2015
emiye:
The kind magic number wey PDP go release from ss / se no go get part 2 grin

The war is not over yet.
Was thinking same.
Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by AutosBay(m): 3:00pm On Mar 29, 2015
This might be a hoax to make it seem like GMB is winning, so that initial peace would reign.

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