Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz........

oseka101:
jega dey purge ..... ;Djega dey purge .....

[quote author=MoneyGreen post=32196966]shay na iron beans? [Even the beans I dey cook don done o.]

Ndoz:




Leav ma VC joor

shun am na ma own ASIABAKA Wey ma guy d ridcule like dis my own vc wey wan kill us with fees via course registration online bulshit and school fees for futo ba

Lstar4real:
after u already voted for Jona... U come dey put God name to reconcile... Ufff

u funny, I swear.....

uchemummy:
serious? How

dont mind him oh na gateman for my compound, im come here dey claim say my diesel gen na im own becos i dey give am light if i start my gen ...












15hrs for 500naira diesel. Nna dis guy can lie

simdam500:
If Jega was a lecturer, His class would be the Best

why?

uchemummy:
serious? How

I even use it overnight and it's safe , what kind of gen is it? I'm using a lister Imex and it's been over 15yrs now bought it since year 2000, it depends on who handle ur gen maintainance and there are lots abt Diesel engines

Nigerians and their African time.

Jega said 10A.M Nigeria time, it's past 11A.M already.

I was here

I can't remember Afari-Gyan doing something like this on the citizen at large.

Prof jega self dey fall my hand

Not Yet Confirmed
BREAKING NEWS!The INEC returning officers of Adamawa, Bauchi,Gombe and Taraba states are detained at the presidential wing of Abuja airport!

[size=8pt][/size]
pls can someone confirm this info

teewai3:

no b lie, were d jega com go na?, well yesterday he said 12noon nd it started arround 2pm, his time difference na +2 hour, may b by 12 sha, dem go start

u no get im numba make i call am and talk sense into ez head!

joshuaidibia:
Lol. I dey use radio. Tension no let me look tv again.

Lol,na u one giveyourself tension,assumin lyt dey i go on Tv

ORIGENAL:
We PDP now re waitin 4 Miracle oO!

not in this election

figlio:
that's tru.........was referin to christians at the north!...........he can silenced them ooo, as general!

Yes! He will silence them..and that will be his biggest undoing if he does.
Just one community (Odi) almost took Obasanjo down during his reign, talk about inhumanity and a host of other crimes that will get ICC rocking. Those communities don't have large landmass like the North where they can easily separate their camps from where people live. Any careless attack on them will result in serious consequences under democracy.

We just have to pray that PDP, not just GEJ, accept this result with honour.

SS/SE people be like ......
Kano: 1.9Million . Katsina 1.3Million. , what have boko haram been killing ?"

EmekaBlue:
HEHEHE..Jega dey fear or dem no gree am to announce yet..D world is watching o..GEJ wins a b o k i s go start post election fight but if GMB win na celebration..All i gat to say

So Dokubo and Tompolo warships will waste abi?

Iaz93:
Delta is still collating. They are trying to get 2.3 million votes out of 1.5 million accredited voters. This is Nigeria, nothing is impossible. After all, 16 is greater than 19.

This one is IMPOSSIBLE!

PDP's biggest mistake was NOT capturing the South West... this region is going to be the biggest deciding factor. As for the North Central, even if Jonathan wins majority of the state, it is going to be too close. And Jonathan has already lost Kogi (one of the North Central states, which has reduced his win in Nassarawa)

We draw portrait at affordable amount and deliver to you destination all over the world. You can Contact us +234 706 765 9321, +234 810 004 6530, +234 810 442 0839. Smile

because I talk sey I wasn dash one guy here lifewire make he take get light, e com carry my light go, wey dat guy wey dey ask for tiger battery

If may fone switches off before Jega's final pronouncement. I wnt forgive d 2 Js (Jonah 4d power outage nd Jega 4d prolongatn)

latest prophecy!!!
how president Jonathan will win today






https://www.nairaland.com/2227695/god-says-jonathan-win-election

Jega on seat

Jega where are thoug?

idu1:
any evidence?

So even with all the unrest in northern states, them still dey gather such votes, who are those people voting?

About to start.

Halleluyah oo

Harbosede02:
u no get im numba make i call am and talk sense into ez head!

lol...take it easy ma!

[size=30]Jega wasn't certain about the time yesterday. Who remembers what he said?[/size]