AgapeCharis:
The exact qualities of your dream husband

MizMyColi:


For Being One Of My Very Very First friends here before the tsunami...

Or for the holy datrimony wey whynotthetruth and francisy (dunno, hope I spelt that correctly) don join me and am for.

Oya Kowaciate biko

Choi....
I don turn polyamorist.

First Tallesty
Second FryPlantain
Now Barca

Who's next?

softysparky:

That kingtom na complete village headmaster, always garnishing his insults.

MzNelly:


Yes

We dey find charm wey go make all the Nairaland men and boys to drop #1000 card each day, per girl.

So bye bye

Good luck

Ipledge:
Orijin101---Bar man
Missclasssy---teacher
Mrcock---village disturber
Laia247---wife of chief
Ronald4lif---lga chairman
Stephebqueen---weedseller
Dimples192---Ambasaddor
Dechandel----model
Mariolae---model
Ipledge---UN sec gen
Elantraceey---firstlady
Vikkybee---a virgin banker
Rubey---chief daughter still a student
Kingtim---klint d drunk
Jacksparrow1207---club owner
Ireneony----stripper

Better pikin

Whynotthetruth:

hehehehe...see me see wahala ooo...abeg no allow barca jam me here...no go put me for trouble ooo...I am flying to Afghanistan till further notice...greet mizmycoli and softsparky for me...a bomb for all when I am back...see ya

KingTom:
You no learn well

You no teach me well

alberto2k:

Orijin101 - Bar man/village drunkard
fabdedon - presidential mechanic
falconey - Share broker/ manager
Ggrin - Stripper
twaci - Beautician/make up artist
Naijaboiy - pastor/professor

tallestry - Spare parts dealer

jacksparrow1207:

Hope everything dey waka well sha? And hope e dey make money cuz if e no dey make money, e no dey make sense o

Lala247:

Y

dechandel:
Unbelievable

Wetin you be before??

AgapeCharis:
No mind the boy


But you're not in any way better na

AgapeCharis:
Softysparky → Les † weed smoker
Mirexxx → Keke marwa driver
Kika23 → Nollywood actress

TheDarkRebel:
•Cherryice - Air Hostess
• Lala247 - Business woman, philanthropist
• Dechandel - Banker
• Missclasssy/ D1ck/ Thesonofthemark - Barristers
• Vickybee - Female Activist and freedom fighter
• Ipledge - Plumber
• Mirexx- Primary school Teacher
• Rainess - Theologian
• Ireneony - Seamstress
• Agapecharis - Yahooboy
• Farano - My housewife..you don't have to work. Just to relieve me of tension every night
• SoftApple - Ebola worker/ Construction site worker aka KPon Kpon(Head pan)
• Rokiatu - Actress/ Singer..you can shake those booties up there
• Tashaamania - Radio presenter in the day and stripper at night

Banker ke?? future world bank president osheyy

Orijin101:
Thesonofmark - English teacher due to his grotesque(to some people) style and grandiloquent use of words and it make people tetchy at times. . . I will love to join his fraternity

Tosyne2much - village headmaster

missclasssy - News caster

Ipledge - Hotel manager

buygala - by their moniker, we shall know them(abeg, na yoke i dey yoke ooo)

alberto2k - illegal weed seller

kingtom - quack doctor

stephenqueen - garri seller

Enegod - bouncer

ronald4lif - INEC chairman coz of his sagacious comments

ro***tu - pornstaar

fulaboy - suya seller

naijaboiy - rapper

falconey - bank manager

lordhugo - weed manufacturer

Orijin101:

stab who ?

c'mon drop dat knife and lie down on that mat

*grabs c*ndom from kingtom. . .

Oh my *some text missing*

Lala247:

But ur nt rugged

You might want to find out.

kinglekan:


E dey go well ooo padiiii!!

Confirmu lo so yen ooooo. Owo ni koko

AgapeCharis:
You might want to find out.

kika23:


Hahaha.... Really?

KingTom:
Why evils?

I learn work well abi?

cherryice:

hello rival

Orijin101:

man of GOD!!!

you sef wan gbamujiaga

KingTom:
Another Vagi vagi don come again?
**Unzips trousers**

Unibenstudent:
so in ur village,susceptible is a big word,,now u have open ur nyansh that u are an unrepentant illiterate,,FYI,[b[susceptible means to be open to influences from people,diseases etc,,u may be susceptible to air borne diseases because u have a nose.[/b].its so unfortunate that u don't value me because u have never appreciated anyone in ur life,self absorbed and egotistic lady,who always loves to be the focus of attention..

Ipledge:
Orijin101---Bar man
Missclasssy---teacher
Mrcock---village disturber
Laia247---wife of chief
Ronald4lif---lga chairman
Stephebqueen---weedseller
Dimples192---Ambasaddor
Dechandel----model
Mariolae---model
Ipledge---UN sec gen
Elantraceey---firstlady
Vikkybee---a virgin banker
Rubey---chief daughter still a student
Kingtim---klint d drunk
Jacksparrow1207---club owner
Ireneony----stripper

kika23:


Hahaha.... Really?

The inexperienced type that later switches to music.

Lala247:


No thanks

krall3:
haaa i thought you quit nl.