AgapeCharis:
dead!!!

xynerise:

Na only cock and bull dey listen to cock and bull story. You suppose don migrate comot from that area wey u dey now. Leave tadpole make e metamorphorise finish Na. Where you see lioness and cub dey drag meat?


Hope you code?

bro...

softapple:
lol its obvious dat u use a below par dictionary, ure nting but a kpakparaborin and a nuvie, u escobalanstard, u ekurabouna.

softysparky:

When handsome and fresh boys like kingtom and agapecharis still dey

Unibenstudent:
[s]ya brother! I wonder what sort of discussions u do make with ur boyfriend,it will always end with an argument,u behave like a lady who has been sexually abused once,and u have not forgiven the person who offended u,,so u always look for who to take ur revenge on...[/s]

Vivly:
I code.
But sometimes we gotta make sure trash stays in the trash can and not loiter the den.

KingTom:
Na that day wey you dey wilderness dey cry for GEJ loss na.

TheDarkRebel:


~ Did you smoke your Father's pubic hairs or were you forced to gulp your sister's menstrual discharge? which one?
What is CRAYANBULANTOR Mr. English ?.
Explain yourself because there is nothing like that in any Encyclopaedia, thesaurus, dictionaries and even the internet.
Yet again, you have shamed, nullified and neutralized the impact of the 18 years inferior education that was meted out to you.

~ Save the human race from your insipidness. Buy a Rope of 50 naira and do the needful please ! .

prettythicksme:
hehhehehehe

D1ck:
bro...

xynerise:

Na e be say Lion na vegetarian

xynerise:

Those small rats?

E be like say that Naijaboiy thread about "why girls date older men" no build tent for ya brain ?

pryd:


Hey kiddo, you're getting in the way of my entertainment. Stop this nonsense and go to bed! Now!!

xynerise:

Sometimes we make ourselves dirty while trying to put the trash in the trash can especially when it is too much to carry

xynerise:

If you correct my pidgin you are wrong

KingTom:
You no try o, so you no fit even fake örgasm so e no go too pain us?

Vivly:
k.
*Goes back to reading a beginners guide to. Engineering studies. Edited by unibenstudent*

naijaboiy:

You're stùpid

KingTom:
Udele my man, Chairman of Pot belly association, How market today na?

Vivly:
I guess I have to leave this trash on the sidewalk and patiently wait for tresspassers to trample it to smithereens while I pour whiskey to their memory.

Lolllllllllllllllllz. Goodnight thread.

KingTom:
ggrin na specimen for our biology practical

softapple:
now i know n can perpand dat ur perpandalasno is in no term per to ur performance in this perpertwan. pls go n read more

chimerase2:
if ua MUMUism is been titrated in de abscence of 2,4-dichloromethylbenzonoid, amu afraid e go pass end point

AgapeCharis:
You mean the one wey im and ggrin dey gather do minis3??

hifaif:
Vickybee - House girl

Seun - Military head of state

Ireneony - Akara seller/ Sales girl

Lala 247 - Banker

Mizmycoli - Writer

Tosyne2much - Journalist

Naijaboiy - Musician/ Detective

TheSonOfMark - Professor of English

Missclasssy - Media reporter

Djeezy - Lawyer

Ishilove - Sunday school teacher

Farano - Reverend sister

Orijin101 - Barman

naijaboiy:

Enegod:
where is my koboko?
I need to flop the shiit out of that your flat nyash!

KingTom:

prettythicksme:
y i go dey fake when i am damm real!! btw wey that stephenqueen?

xynerise:

Shatap!! Bow legged antelope

Pot belly is sexy Ask the ladies

naijaboiy:

I don't give a fhuuck though.

So channel the energy you use in hating to better your life.

Something like improving your vocabulary skills.

Dolt!

AgapeCharis:


Bae don't mind them. It's what you think of me that matters