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Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by xynerise: 1:48pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
1. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies. 2. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties. 3. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other’s inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in. 4.Deep and unabashed nose-picking. 5. “Accidentally” sending your crush a Snapchat that was “meant for a friend, so sorry!” 6. Snooping in people’s bathroom cabinets when you’re over at their place. 7. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, “OMG I’m SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn’t go through!” 8. Pull a plate out of the sink and use it even though it’s a little dirty, because there are no plates left and thought of doing dishes makes your want to vom. 9. Give the inside of your ear a good scratch with your index finger, wipe away the earwax on the couch or something. 10. Take at least 80 selfies without your makeup on to see if you can pull off the "I’m Not Wearing Makeup" But I Still Look Fresh As Hell no-makeup selfie. 11. Fart and be genuinely astounded with how potent and stinky the smells coming out of your body can be sometimes. 12. Furiously chew on your cuticles and then eat them like cannibal. 13. Let out an “Ahhh,” after taking a particularly satisfying poop. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by okoloikenna(m): 1:50pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I don't think any of these will make APC Win lagos state like if ur a JKite or share if ur an AMBODite let's have a feel of d vote 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by sourbutsweet(m): 1:50pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Letting out "Ahhh" after pooping or farting |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by elantraceey(f): 1:51pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I'm so guilty of number 7 But I've changed. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Can't relate. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Tallesty1(m): 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
elantraceey:Shit!!! Now I'll have to go back to check number 7 |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by wenger2(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by elantraceey(f): 1:55pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 1:55pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Guilty of none. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by ronald4lif(m): 1:56pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Can relate with 2 and 8! |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by falconey(m): 1:57pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 1:58pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I swear I don't do any of these . . . . Meh, I'm just kidding. I do em. See? Op, I just admitted. In ya face bro. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by KrazyBone: 2:00pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Guilty of all except number 8. Who does that? |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:00pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
falconey: |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:01pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
KrazyBone:Ronald4lif |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by ronald4lif(m): 2:05pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: Yes boss. I do that when feeling lazy and I just rinse the plate and dish food and choplate. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by demmy0325(m): 2:06pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
.. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Romanciella(f): 2:07pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
guilty |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
ronald4lif:Hahahahahaaa Lazy bone. |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by dre11(m): 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
10, 7, 5 are mostly done by girls..... Their are few are guilty off...... |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by dre11(m): 2:14pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by mirexxx(f): 2:15pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I do none! |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by ednut1(m): 2:15pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
wanking and coming on NL to diss wankers |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by peeparty(m): 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Taking cash from mum or dad purse and pretends it not stealing |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:24pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
12 is my weakness |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:30pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
You e-diots should stop saying no 1, 2, 5,9 is what I do and just quote the darned thing . You keep making me go back and forth all the time needlessly. FriedPlantain 1 Like |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by xynerise: 2:44pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
mirexxx:If I hear |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Nobody: 2:50pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Put hand inside the boxer,and smell it.. 1 Like |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Dotwillis1(m): 2:51pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Lol @ no 3... Dhat No 5 mehn, it sucks especially when itz the crush yhu talking 'bout |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by mirexxx(f): 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
xynerise: |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by mirexxx(f): 3:58pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Re: Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever Admit by Jamesdman(m): 4:04pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I can so relate to 2,8,11 and 13. especially 13. |
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