hfinest1:
asin.... I hate it enh! one f my past gf broke up with me cos I warned her sternly never to use k or kk on me in ha lyf n she got angry n said she's done..... annoying as a bad fvck u mean?.... btw... how do u mean "maybe she's not my gf"

ebukaOtika:





Even you Apex ,,.?

You fall my Ballz o i tell you.

ArcToyin:

ur girlfriend or ur wife?

KrazyBone:
Lies.

nekaa:
k

hfinest1:
my gf has an habit dat rilly annoys me, she doesn't reply sms and she always wait for me to text first, if at all she'll reply... n she always reply a 3-line chat with k or kk..... I hate dat shit enh! wish Buhari would ban d use of k or kk

martolux:
I c it dat way cos datz wat keeps me going...I will never discuss my lady's defects on social media..et u, ur present relationship is ur number what? cos ur response kinda show u r somehow super experienced.

Iyalasisi:
Telling me about his very pretty female friend sometimes I feel like punching him between d eyes.

Very funny!

evegran:


I'm super experienced cause I have a working brain. It's my second and last relationship ever. Feel free to die of jealousy.

refreshrate:


lol KILLER KARAOKE
Guy!

i still dey laugh and dstv don increase subscription rate...you dey pay for killer karaoke. warn that girl seriously which kind joke be dis?
abeg which station dem dey show this killer karaoke and time? cos of you two im never quarreling with my babe again!

Skoopy:


Sundays 3pm on MAX, channel 128.

Rainess:


Oh this one too. It's the loudest sound ever so annoying

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

MzCeeyCeey:
Dis Could be us but my bicycle is held up in traffic jam somewhere In china.

Blackett:
How long is that traffic jam?

MzCeeyCeey:
yhu remember dat epic china traffic jam dat lasted days....ah dey for back back

Reaper231:


Pm me her pin or number. I'm her male colleague

teeastute:
5348DDDB

Reaper231:


Bros I jst dey joke ohhhh. U serios for dis matter oh

Rexnegro:

Mine is she no sabi ride n suck my dicck , and she talk too much .

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

falconey:



you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

whizqueen:

Is her name aunty spambot the robot

williamspaul22:
I dnt care abt wot all my galfrds do, as far as they dnt annoy me

williamspaul22:
I dnt care abt wot all my galfrds do, as far as they dnt annoy me

Mprex:
telling me brb on watsapp and disappearing for ages

KrazyBone:
You believe am?

TheChosenOne1:
Dump him Dear!

TheChosenOne1:
Dump him Dear!

iphanyiuma:
Ahhhh they plenty ooo....she like to bleep like its food inface she has bleeped all my friends so what we have now is just FWB...she's smokes like fork!!! Especially when she inhales it and make that whistle sound like an agbero, her brand is star I Also tell her to go for feminine stuff like smirnoff, and when you see her you'll think she's an angel with her cute eyes and big tittiess...and lastly she doesn't moan during sex makes me feel like am bleeping a dude....