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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 06, 2015
[quote author=SadwriTer post=32398678]Hmm... If I have no business with Christ and I lie to you that he owns my life, will it really make a difference?

So, how is your reading exercise? Leave no stone unturned; what you know that others don't know gives you edge over them... Also go for that uncommon knowledge; it will make you outstanding. If you believe in God, pray to him as if you don't read. And read as if God doesn't exist. You will have no other limit than the sky. At least, the examiners aint ge






...
u sef ehn...can u make me undastand ureself...
u dnt seem lyk ure gonna write pume..u act as tho ure in d uni alredy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 06, 2015
hey..pukka
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:28am On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

ohh..i know der...its close to my church..
besides efex nd GT arent dat far frm each oda..i believe u came to benin because of ure examx
Exams? Loool...I've not written any exams b4 there but I've been to uniben on a visit once...

What's the name of ur church so I can,,u knw,,worship there when we come for pume?

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 9:41am On Apr 06, 2015
SadwriTer:
Alright, Boss... You chose the right answer. You are obviously smarter than you show. It's not bad.
Forgive if I used any offensive wording in my erstwhile comment. Like 'confusion bla bla bla....'

Im still learning bro.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Olufemichael(m): 9:55am On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

ahhh..i dnt know abt dat oh.....i tink u should jez dowload it
please sir, how can i download, i will ready appreciate your help sir.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:58am On Apr 06, 2015
Hi Freda,no lectures today?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:59am On Apr 06, 2015
.[quote author=fredalicious post=32399526][/quote]Freda, I don't seem like an aspirant? Hehe.. Should I give you my jamb reg, so you can see for yourself. I can give it to you,if you promise to check but once cause I have less than 5 free checking of result. Lol...

Well, the difference between me and the conventional or other aspirants is that I don't have that strong fire burning in me, that strong anxiety and enthusiasm. I don't have them anymore. Time has taken them from me as it does take wounds away.
That's why I hardly talk here; but I'm managing now because you protested against my weirdness. When I was taking the jamb, my lip was sealed in timidity while other candidates basked in the euphoric nostalgia of college.

I wish I could just watch and sing my sad hymns all day. They give me solace and satisfaction as your jokes and friendly chat serve you. I'm not friendly; but I can pretend to be, sometimes to please another. But nothing can take away my morbid nature.

If you wanna know me, the first thing you should know is that I am morbid.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 10:06am On Apr 06, 2015
RobinHez:

Uhmmm...well I'll see what I can do b4 the end of today

**-**
What if I scan it? Cuz I can be lazy sometimes.
all right.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:45am On Apr 06, 2015
Maybe I will go far away to that place...
A place where no one will notice I am gone.

It is amazing how distance makes everything small; but are they really small in our hearts?

Tears is for me. Happiness is for you. God has damned our love.

Gone too soon...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:47am On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

haha..na u form ajebo pass..its fun to live in hostel jore...

It's not about fun. I prefer to live in a clean, not-so-crowded and moderately nice environment. It's a personal thing.

I can just buy a space in hall 5 from someone else. tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:51am On Apr 06, 2015
Time claims to heal all wounds, but there are sores that can never heal; the kind that exists within me.

Wounds of betrayal never heal, they re-bloom like winter roses... You betrayed me the night you closed your eyes in death.


Gone too soon...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 11:21am On Apr 06, 2015
SadwriTer:
Time claims to heal all wounds, but there are sores that can never heal; the kind that exists within me.

Wounds of betrayal never heal, they re-bloom like winter roses... You betrayed me the night you closed your eyes in death.


Gone too soon...
Baba nor vex o bt who die? Na ur fiancee
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:32am On Apr 06, 2015
Pukka36:
Hi Freda,no lectures today?
public holz...ahm even tinkin of nt attendin lect sef..ahm jus considerin it becos of english lang..i am nt dat gud @ it
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 06, 2015
SouffleX:


It's not about fun. I prefer to live in a clean, not-so-crowded and moderately nice environment. It's a personal thing.

I can just buy a space in hall 5 from someone else. tongue
haha..bt i'll advice dat..b4 u start tinkin of all dis...pass ure pume first naaa..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:37am On Apr 06, 2015
[quote author=SadwriTer post=32400649].Freda, I don't seem like an aspirant? Hehe.. Should I give you my jamb reg, so you can see for yourself. I can give it to you,if you promise to check but once cause I have less than 5 free checking of result. Lol...

Well, the difference between me and the conventional or other aspirants is that I don't have that strong fire burning in me, that strong anxiety and enthusiasm. I don't have them anymore. Time has taken them from me as it does take wounds away.
That'
i dnt tink u re
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 06, 2015
..... *Confused* I don't even know whether I should write this first semester exam. it's damn taking my time. What should I do? angry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 06, 2015
RobinHez:

Exams? Loool...I've not written any exams b4 there but I've been to uniben on a visit once...

What's the name of ur church so I can,,u knw,,worship there when we come for pume?
ohh.nw i get...u re in lagos presently...well till den nw
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Sessyjee(m): 11:50am On Apr 06, 2015
Hello everyone here...
#aspirantalso
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Sessyjee(m): 11:50am On Apr 06, 2015
Princecalm:
i don't know if you can type it manually.
You can download from here: www.unibenblog.com/2014/06/past-questions.html?m=1
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:55am On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

public holz...ahm even tinkin of nt attendin lect sef..ahm jus considerin it becos of english lang..i am nt dat gud @ it
Hmm,Ok.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:56am On Apr 06, 2015
BookWorm18:
..... *Confused* I don't even know whether I should write this first semester exam. it's damn taking my time. What should I do? angry
why shoudnt u?
or did u tek jamb again
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:57am On Apr 06, 2015
BookWorm18:
..... *Confused* I don't even know whether I should write this first semester exam. it's damn taking my time. What should I do? angry
So U r in schoo? Which department?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:57am On Apr 06, 2015
Sessyjee:
Hello everyone here...
#aspirantalso
hi
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:11pm On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

haha..bt i'll advice dat..b4 u start tinkin of all dis...pass ure pume first naaa..

Ok Ma smiley

What department are you in?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
SouffleX:


Ok Ma smiley

What department are you in?
i wish to study medicine..u
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:33pm On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

i wish to study medicine..u

Accounting
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 06, 2015
SouffleX:


Accounting
ok
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:20pm On Apr 06, 2015
BookWorm18??
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:20pm On Apr 06, 2015
Pukka36:
So U r in schoo? Which department?
AEE Agric-based dept 100 level.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:38pm On Apr 06, 2015
fredalicious:

public holz...ahm even tinkin of nt attendin lect sef..ahm jus considerin it becos of english lang..i am nt dat gud @ it
... Freda, lesson is good, but it's not necessary. And about english, your weak point; you need dedication. You may not pull through with such public lesson that hardly tend to the specific need of an individual. You were honest when you claim it was your weak point judging with the way you answered some questions here.

The subject whose questions would be featured the most is English, thus you need to give it core attention. At least, if you are able to answer every english question that comes out except two; you a bomb! (Someone is looking forward to answering all correctly, you know).

Now, you can always ask questions you don't know here. And after giving you the answer; I will explain it in a way you can never forget.

Ehem, did you say I aint morbid? Wow, it's a huge compliment to me. You should be a doctor, it's going to fit you. You are zealous, decorous and kind.

But, u no giv me easter shicken, e be like say I go probe that kindness wen I take qualify u so... God de see you...

As for Robinz, I shared my fairly-used beans with him... Easter come, my guy hide...... Dere is Oluwa o...
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:52pm On Apr 06, 2015
[quote author=SadwriTer post=32410351]... Freda, lesson is good, but it's not necessary. And about english, your weak point; you need dedication. You may not pull through with such public lesson that hardly tend to the specific need of an individual. You were honest when you claim it was your weak point judging with the way you answered some questions here.

The subject whose questions would be featured the most is English, thus you need to give it core attention. At least, if you are able to answer ever




..
u c...i cnt even imagine myself reading english its so borin me..
der re tyms i jus wake up avin dis feelin of eargerness bt wen i jez start reading d subj..i'll jus slip off..
dis pume seff..i dey fearrr...cuz its my first..
besides..which course do u wish to study

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