Orijin101:

your dog make brain ooo. . . Na male ba?

braindamage:
.. You try 2x a weeks? To baf dis dog na ritual...e go sense when e won baf, use person round compound 3x, play with the pipe, lick soap, play with dryer, play with towel, after you finish this own, the back wey go pain..e go dey like say you just do 3 round with Nkechi

Na so my GSD sef dey do, if she don see the soap for my hand, she don run under motor! na beg i go dey beg am. . .
But the Samoyed like water like mad.

braindamage:
.. You try 2x a weeks? To baf dis dog na ritual...e go sense when e won baf, use person round compound 3x, play with the pipe, lick soap, play with dryer, play with towel, after you finish this own, the back wey go pain..e go dey like say you just do 3 round with Nkechi

Twaci:
Back in secondary school, I was an epitome of nerdiness! Always the girl with the knee-high socks, wind-screen glasses and tomboyish gait. Lotta guys then saw me as the ugly short girl in class.

Fastforward to the present....*shrugs* Well what can I say?

Esdb3:

[s]
OMG! These people ehn! Just use plain words you know its meaning[/s].

Is it me or does the accentuated mean absolutely nothing?!

Wtf! Extrapolate means---

When you extrapolate, you
use specific details to make a
general comment. For
example, if you travel to
Canada and encounter only
friendly, kind natives, you
might extrapolate that all
Canadians are friendly.
The verb extrapolate can mean "to predict
future outcomes based on known facts."
For example, looking at your current grade
report for math and how you are doing in
class now, you could extrapolate that you'll
likely earn a solid B for the year.

I just hate it when y'all try to show off with nothing!


#GrammarPolice

Orijin101:

Na so my GSD sef dey do, if she don see the soap for my hand, she don run under motor! na beg i go dey beg am. . .
But the Samoyed like water like mad.

braindamage:
GSD, very intelligent dog. The GSD instinct dey dormant for dis own. Sense the threat, if e no dey significant e go ignore am. My neighbour wey get Rott dey even fear him dog. Dog wey almost naked him friend one day. Dogs na nice creature

ohaleoghene:


hold on to your make up,you won't look good without them

nkemdi89:
Back then in my secondary school days I used to be very slim and looking like a tom boy though I was very young thenn none of my school mate would approach me, people like our head boy then talking to him was a privilege, after my secondary education I joined d government while most were busy writing jamb I was earning pay. Now that my head boy feels intimidated even talking to me cos he feels am higher than him in level also applicable to the rest. Come to think of it I really can't date any of them now even the ones I do have crush on then.

noxide:


Try using warm water. Dogs love it

Orijin101:

As in extraordinarily nice and wonderful creatures, before ehn, i hate dogs pass another thing, but na one local dog for my hood(Hero) na d dog make me dey adopt dogs, i no dey everly dey borin if i dey home, dem go jez dey make you laugh with some of their characters, but dat my GSD wey die, na she i still like pass. . . But i don see another GSD wey i wan adopt, the name na prosper, if i go my vet place tomorrow, i go snap the pix. . .

the dog big ehn!

braindamage:
No wahala, make the dog just get clean bill of health.

na dat one be koko. . . man wan crash jhare, goodnight bro

Orijin101:

like seriously, I'm now enemy to so many people in my hood coz of my dogs, nobody wants to visit me but i'ont give a ish about them. . . people in my hood are jez too local!

kinibigdeal:


Story for the god

Orijin101:

na dat one be koko. . . man wan crash jhare, goodnight bro

2dice:

lol no be dey date lala abi na stephenqueen

kambili999:
those guys when dey return should be ignored because they are just after beauty. . when d ladies get old and ugly they will just run like *snap*

MadCow1:
I can relate..

The Ugly Duckling that asked me out in High School and I turned her down had grown into a swan princess many years later when I ran into her at my office..

I was like 'Daayuuuum' Dafuq happened?

Twaci:
Back in secondary school, I was an epitome of nerdiness! Always the girl with the knee-high socks, wind-screen glasses and tomboyish gait. Lotta guys then saw me as the ugly short girl in class.

Fastforward to the present....*shrugs* Well what can I say?

Twaci:
Back in secondary school, I was an epitome of nerdiness! Always the girl with the knee-high socks, wind-screen glasses and tomboyish gait. Lotta guys then saw me as the ugly short girl in class.

Fastforward to the present....*shrugs* Well what can I say?

Spaxon:
ain't no space for you dude
lol

Orijin101:

Na who know lala ?

stephenqueen:

Who be lala?

Seybaby:
lolzzz.. guys wit deir crazy attitude... no guy has ever turn me down sha ooo

kishimi8:

You haven't really changed much. Still ugly and short. .. small

2dice:

una dey D9 una wife Bah?

deny wetin? i no know her jhoor
gudmornin jhare

alterswerve:


Its a great thing to admit that as ladies grow old, their beauty grows in the same vein. Thot u were a guy sef.. Watch out..yah growin uglier by the second