There's nothing worse than being the only sober person in the midst of drunk people. They are the absolute worst and if you're not one of them, you really see it magnified to a ridiculous level.

Here Are The Annoying Things People Do When They Are Drunk .

1. They Become Loud. I don't how girls achieve this but the voice of a drunk girl automatically go up 2 octaves and 50 decibels. They shout at the top of their voice.

2. They Suddenly Become James Bond: They like picking fights with people way bigger than them. Drunk people think their spoken English is better than that of every other person. Drunk Guys ask random girls out with ridiculous lines that can give the devil fever.

3. They Get Naked: I dunno why but once some people are drunk they will start having an unnecessary and unavoidable need to get naked.

4. They Turn Vampire: Drunk girls bite the shit out of your lip during a makeout, because they think it’s sexy.

5. They Mess Up The House: This ranges from vomiting on the floor to passing urine on the floor, or in the sink, or in the waste bin.

6. They Sleep Anyhow: Some drunk people do not bother to enter inside house, some sleep in the gutter.

7. They Won't Allow You To Talk: Some of them will never shut up, some will start telling what terrible people they are, and how much their life sucks and how their families disappoint them, and no one understands the hell they're going through. Some see it as the best time to brag many things they have done.

8. They're Ridiculously Hot: Guys will try to grope random girls at a party and girls will make out with each other. I think the different between a straight girl and a lez is just some bottles of alcohol.

9. They Send Annoying Messages: Some drunk people send ridiculous messages that they won't normally send. They -- male or female-- feel when drunk is the best time to approach their crush.

10. They Rape: When they are Hot and their partner is not in the mood they will get it by force.

Make I Stop Here.

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains

They begin to see things beyond (y)our realm.

They begin to yarn gibberish.
They begin to say all sorts of rubbish that makes no sense to a normal person.

They become unusually bold: some guys are able to toast girls they wont normally toast when they're sober.

Yes we know. They do these things obviously because they're DRUNK.

Eat Drink and Be Merry
For Tomorrow we die

MizMyColi:
I got drunk tipsy for the first time in my entire existence on March 12, 2015.
On Baileys (Irish Cream)

I felt so light, like I was going to fly.
I was so free.
Chai! See me see laugh
I turned a talkative.

I sang too. It was a Karaoke Bar.

Well, for the next two, three days or so....I lost touch with my reality.

Btw, Tallesty1; why make your post about ladies only

About ladies alone kwa? E be like say u never read am finish.

Tallesty1:
About ladies alone kwa? E be like say u never read am finish.

characteristic of a drunkard! Anyway, i kill satzenbrau with my niggers all evening. Imagine life without alcohol and football betting.when you are in an inebriated state, you will be brave like a lion. Anyway, something must kill a man. Is either you are a womanizer, smoker, gambler or an alcohol addict. As for me, gambling and alcohol runs in my dna.
Rick ross-Get rich or die while trying
freemanbubble-get rich or lose all your money while trying. Bet9ja and naira bet

Nairalander01:
They begin to see things beyond (y)our realm.

They begin to yarn gibberish.
They begin to say all sorts of rubbish that makes no sense to a normal person.

They become unusually bold: some guys are able to toast girls they wont normally toast when they're sober.

Lols, and some think their voice is the sweetest thing on earth when the are drunk. These one can combine six albums in one track.

MizMyColi:

Sexy Face

Sometimes is good to be drunk and see the other side of life.

Truckpusher:
Sometimes is good to be drunk and see the other side of life.

Got drunk once when I was in ss1 and did some terrible things.


I stabbed and was stabbed.


That was the first and last time I neared alcohol.

Tallesty1:
Got drunk once when I was in ss1 and did some terrible things.


I stabbed and was stabbed.


That was the first and last time I neared alcohol.

SS1 ?

Who gave it to you?

When I was in SS1 I use to think that drinking alcohol is a big sin until I come cut rope after secondary school

Truckpusher:
SS1 ?

Who gave it to you?

When I was in SS1 I use to think that drinking alcohol is a big sin until I come cut rope after secondary school

My friends were older than me, most of them as of then have finished secondary and some were in ss3.

Tallesty1:
Lols, and some think their voice is the sweetest thing on earth when the are drunk. These one can combine six albums in one track.

I forgot to add that alcohol turns some folks to 'generator': the kind of noise that emanates from their mouths while they sleep and snor can overwhelming. I have these two friends forming drunkards but will never buy with their, anytime these guys see an optunity for freebies na so them go rush am and drink themselves to stupor and how they find their way home is what I don't know but be rest assured thatany day this happens your sleep for that night will be frustrated.

Tallesty1:
My friends were older than me, most of them as of then have finished secondary and some were in ss3.

I thought as much.

I don't know what its like to get drunk cause I have never tasted alcohol consciously before. I remember our dinner party when one guy got drunk he just behaved unruly in front of juniors...smh

Artificial madness.

There was a certain time,I was overwhelmed by friends, got heavily drunk.
From there all stationary objects started moving.
I had to bend my neck like a chicken suffering from epilespy to gain balance. I started hearing voices from no where saying "waka small" "oya run" "sit down" "piss for here"
by the time I chop slap, my brain reboot to default.


Too much of booze is not sacrosanct.

1st January 2014,
1 am.

After thanking God for bringing us into a new year @ mass,my friends and i trooped to a bar to give thanks to bacchus too.

After a scramble for the small 500 naira suya we hustled,the drinking started.

Cold beer to refresh our parched throats
Alomo bitters to ginger our morale

Then we mixed a deadly cocktail of Palmwine,Rum,more Alomo and Peak Milk and the chugging began.. On empty stomachs

thanks to the milk i couldn't regulate my intake and i ended up overindulging. Then came my punishment. After desperately begging for water to drink i staggered home drunk as a lord,undressed and lay face down on my bed. That decision saved my life... Wave after wave of unrelenting vomit poured down my throat unto the sheets,frame and floor and if i was facing up,i woulda ch0ked on my own puke

By morning my room stank to high heavens. It didn't take my parents a second to put two and two together and they warned me never to taste alcohol again. Spent the whole day in a dizzy state with a piercing migraine that recurs anytime i taste alcohol.. But it would take another event for me to finally heed my parents warning