MizMyColi:
Guys have a natural inclination towards recklessness!

TrishaP:
Research says heart attacks are more common among men because they cry less frequently than women? Funny and amazing!

TrishaP:
Research says heart attacks are more common among men because they cry less frequently than women? Funny and amazing!

okotv:
number 6&9 sha.

Men fight more wars than women and so the body gets worn out easily. You hardly see a soldier leave above 100. I mean one who was active in the war front not those in offices.

Tallesty1:
Hearing this for the first time.

okotv:
its through. Their body wear out easily.

Tallesty1:
Scary.





I won't join the army

okotv:
were you planning to before If yes, you can live longer if only you live a clean life. No drinking, smoking, womanising and a lot of rest. I know all these cause it what I hope to become. If you join now, you would be my junior sha and I would command you. lol

Tallesty1:
I wanted to.


But something made me change my mind.

Truckpusher:
You can't prove it

Tallesty1:
Some of us don't even know how to cry.

okotv:
Easter should be the only time I cry yearly.

MizMyColi:


Yes, I can.
Even if I couldnt; doesn't mean it's not true.

Truckpusher:
I still believe you.

MizMyColi:


Hehehe
You try.

TrishaP:




Maybe you should start doing that more often.

Truckpusher:
I actually wanted to say; I still don't believe you but I guess I was in a hurry to reply you after all these years of sanctions and personal bans.


Forgiveness is the sweetest feeling ever.What do you think?

MizMyColi:


Lol@Sanction and Ban.
Were they self inflicted?
You hardly get banned, that I'm sure of.

Yes, you're right.
There's something about forgiveness that relieves, even more than the forgiven.

Why?

Truckpusher:
Nice to know that you are aware of the damages.
No wahala - like I said before ,you should try and lift the ban and the sanction ,of course they were self inflicted but the punishment has outweighed the deed itself and that itself too is another form of injustice.

Lift the military blockade biko.

Done

MizMyColi:


Done

okotv:
what would be the reason for the tears ?

Truckpusher:
Sure?

You ehn
Ocho Okwu Number 1 of nairaland.

*pulls him close*
Come here joor

*Bear Hugs*
Yes, we're good

kingstylo01:
Nice one tallesty1, always making sense.
Let me just throw more light on what you've said:

.1. My lecturer once told us that when a male child is born, he cries out louder as he looks at his carrot (joystick, pencil), buh female children don't cry when they look at their sharpener (honey pot). Why? Because on seeing that long thing and confirming that he's a dude, the male child knows he's born to suffer, while females are born to depend on them (males).
2.. During ejaculation, male sperms cell(X chromosomes?) are fastest swimmers buh die quick, while on the other hand, female sperms (Y chromosomes?) although sluggish swimmers live long and are more likely to fertilize an egg than the males.
This also throws more light as to why women mostly live longer than men.



****
My two piece of kulikuli..

MizMyColi:


You ehn
Ocho Okwu Number 1 of nairaland.

*pulls him close*
Come here joor

"Bear Hugs*
Yes, we're good

Truckpusher:
Ocho Okwu? How did you know this ?
My Mom use to call me Ocho uka 1 when I was a kid

A day old Nairalander knows.
Lol.

I pity your victims no be su-muhlu