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Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:48pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Evening yall!! And so i made a comment on a thread about break up.. And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile.. He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u" Lolzz. So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun! Cc. Bobopupa Falconey Dharay99 Orijin101 Wristwatch Hobowobo Lala247 Kinglekan 2 Likes 27 Shares |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by jamex93(m): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
I flash u 5times, u did not call back I tink we should just go our separate ways |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Young03(m): 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
I once told my gal chy, i want to breakup with u because my mum says she don't like u.. And she fainted |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
jamex93: Now.. that one is bad.. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by jamex93(m): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Some guys b like your punni don slack |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Chandler from friends breaking up with Janice, lying that he's going to Yemen. Funny part is when she follows him to the airport and stays with him till he boards, lol. He really had to go to Yemen ![]() 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by jamex93(m): 8:53pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: Lmao.. I like that janice ![]() Oya tell mi urs?? |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:01pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
so you bought me a multicolored vest with yellow, green, pink, blue, violet and orange color, so u mean am I butterfly? ![]() ![]() Its over! ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Confirmer(m): 9:02pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
'Our destinies are not intertwined' (kadara wa ko papo) 'I need some space' 'My love for you is affecting my concentration at work ![]() 'Our friendship will me more exciting' 'Mum just brought a girl from our village and said she will disown me if I fail to marry her. Please advice me' ![]() 'why did you like a guy's picture on facebook/instagram? Its so OVER' ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:02pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: Lolz.. that one didnt happen for real na.. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:04pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Confirmer: Mom just brought a gal from village ni.. If I'm d gal ehh, id swear for u ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz: I don't have any funny ones ![]() They've all been kinda serious business. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by firstolalekan(m): 9:04pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Young03:Boy u can lie! Chai 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:06pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: Oya tell me about the brk up lines u/dem used.. mine has been too funny. Maybe id need urs for a serious start |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Rexhenrex(m): 9:07pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
.caught my girl friend kissing another guy she was like, my girlfriend: honey its not what u think o me:did u just call me honey?,that means ma mum is a bee its over ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:08pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz: babe, am for real. U need to see the way she tore me up with fingers b4 she broke down in tears ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:10pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Confirmer(m): 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz:Swear ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: She didnt tear u up well.. cos u are still grinning. Bro butterfly ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:12pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz: Not a line, just honesty. Was out with my most recent ex at 4point and we started talking about our goals, then savings came up. When the bill came, I looked at it and thought, I could have saved this money. So I told her later, that we should take a break so we can both work on our goals of being financially independent, since we're still kinda young. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by jamex93(m): 9:15pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:17pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: Wow, that was swift.. D only brk up i had(fostered by d guy) was d one i updated earlier .. another ,i was the one who did, told him different lies sha.. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:18pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz: lol And this ur moniker tohpahz, what are u topping na ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:19pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: It's a customization for topaz(my nick) ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Confirmer(m): 9:22pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz:If you promise to live a life of celibacy after my demise. ![]() |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:24pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
I just dont like u any more Its not u its me I need a break I cant do this anymore Im done, see ya Lol dont think those are funny tho |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 9:26pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
You call me honey so you mean my mother is a bee, it is over between us ![]() ![]() Cc: alberto2k orijin101 jacksparrow1207 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
stephenqueen: 'I cant see the future in us. Im afraid I have to retrace my steps back. done with u' when she became prophetess, I have no clue |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:30pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
tohpahz:oh okay..you must be Topazi batuka almakaya ![]() ![]() |
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