kingphilip:
make I know whether him get fyn sister

efembaba:
Hello my fellow corpers to be. My Name is Femi. And I graduated from microbiology OAU. Pls does anybody know what it takes to serve in Lagos? That's where am going. Thanks in adv for ur replies

kingphilip:
so u de do campaign still de debate the kind 2 by 2 wey de plan use for ur head still de grow for forest

femolala001:

Lmao! I was pressing my fone as I was following the campain train.. I couldn't believe I can run the way I ran 2day.

If me and bolt run 2day, aswear I go gap am!

kingphilip:
u no run at all if not u for throwaway ur fone

femolala001:

Lmao! I was pressing my fone as I was following the campain train.. I couldn't believe I can run the way I ran 2day.

If me and bolt run 2day, aswear I go gap am!

femolala001:
This guy died 2day!

femolala001:
This guy died 2day!

Kingemmy01:


Someone posted this here earlier...

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.
MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the
camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready for
anything.
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are smiley
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

femolala001:

When I heard gunshots, I had to keep my fone inside my pocket o!

femolala001:

It has been discussed but I guess doublezero7 has more info on that!
I can only remember condom now. Other things shall be added!

erisegun:
u sure say dis guy die,Femi

Y d man squeeze mouth ?

femolala001:
This guy died 2day!

1191chi:

Pls I have registered and gotten my call up no but around last
week one guy from students affairs from my school called
and told me that I have the same jamb reg no with somebody
which was a mistake by my department and that nysc said
they are going to remove my name , I later checked Senate
approved list on net I can't find my name, what will be the
cause, will it affect me from collecting my call up later?
Thanks

sofdoc:


For how much now?

May his soul RIP

efembaba:
Hello my fellow corpers to be. My Name is Femi. And I graduated from microbiology OAU. Pls does anybody know what it takes to serve in Lagos? That's where am going. Thanks in adv for ur replies

erisegun:
u sure say dis guy die,Femi

Y d man squeeze mouth ?

kingphilip:
hahaha so people wey die no de squeeze mouth

sodiqyinka:
Everyone that registered with another person's information most especially JAMB Registration number should not expect any call up letter whether or not you have gotten the call up number. They feel you are going to deny the person the chance to be mobilized so they are deleting every account that has issues of data mix up. Just check in with the student affairs in your school to sort the issue and be mobilize for batch B come November.

sodiqyinka:
Everyone that registered with another person's information most especially JAMB Registration number should not expect any call up letter whether or not you have gotten the call up number. They feel you are going to deny the person the chance to be mobilized so they are deleting every account that has issues of data mix up. Just check in with the student affairs in your school to sort the issue and be mobilize for batch B come November.

femolala001:

Few minutes b4 the crisis started, I saw him walking with oluomo not knowing his death was few minutes away!

kingphilip:
hmmmmm after all u can't see ha unless u come visiting

nastyd:
Greetings House


Any LASUITE in d building??

lagmostkuit:
Good Night everyone

*Locks the gate*




Viewers should stop viewing and go to bed

ronald4lif:


Rushes inside before she shuts the gate. Grabs her waist and drag her to the room.

*shuts light* Night people

leemah4u:
don't mind those people jare, dem go just dey do anyhow but God pass them

lagmostkuit:


*Screaming Ole Ole Ole*

Hehe! What are you scared of. I'll be gentle while on it.


*give the neighbours tips to back off*

femolala001:

Chai! Hw did u nw register?

ronald4lif:


Rushes inside before she shuts the gate. Grabs her waist and drag her to the room.

*shuts light* Night people