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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:01am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Hehehehehe, wld u prefer if I come chck on u den? |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 12:03am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Youngpo413: Yeah. Some guys like u |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 12:04am On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan: Thanks u hear.. this kind offer sef |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by boynigeria(m): 12:10am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tell her that her mum and sista wants to fucck u its either she believes u or not but either way, thats the end except uve gat some stalker shiit going on which defiantly needs special deliverance session |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:12am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Youngpo413: 12:18am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz:Guy's like me won't stoop so low to beg an ex no matter what...for me,once its over,it's for life,infact I don't even need friendship sef,damn,where is my pride ?if ur ex is my friend,I will just slap him to reality |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Kinglekan want German juice |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:13am On Apr 10, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207:boss of life |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Ipledge: I just dey watch king lekan and tophaz |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 2:26am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz:issorite ah never see ya buzz na |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 7:14am On Apr 10, 2015 |
mime was really stewpid nd unexpectd. Still can remember it wella... #mrneen. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 8:08am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: lol. some guys sha! when ure not MAMMON |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pbs4real(m): 8:11am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz:wen u nt caring enuf. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Bobopupa: 8:35am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Unfortunately, or should i say fortunately i don't have any noteworthy break up stories funny or otherwise that i can share... but i've enjoyed reading some here all the same. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Enockia(m): 8:35am On Apr 10, 2015 |
i used juju on u and it didnt work i dont trust u its over!!!! |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:55am On Apr 10, 2015 |
pbs4real: Wat does it have to do with this |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:56am On Apr 10, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207: Watch us well oo... mk i bring glasses for u |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:58am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Youngpo413:Thanks for d slapping offer. I accept |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:59am On Apr 10, 2015 |
alberto2k: I dey come |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:02am On Apr 10, 2015 |
yemstok:I no know for am oo |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:04am On Apr 10, 2015 |
dharay99: Lol.. oya tell mi.. wah happened ?? Mornin,hope u gud? |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:07am On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan: Lick d lips well oo. :p 1 Like |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pbs4real(m): 9:09am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz:dt alone is enuf reason 4 ur first bf 2 break up wit ya. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 9:20am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz:yea, nor too gud tho. Well, mine was like ds...I called her one nyt n I was like why she doesn't call often again, dat she has changed...etc The reply I got was was "its nuffin, hope u know we are no more dating" Mehn i tut i was watching a Ghanian movie, until she made it clear to me wid ds statement "next tym learn to satisfy ur gf always" i strtd laff-cryinq on fone. Well, I refused sex on her, dats wah she meant, months later, d b¡tch came back beggin for forgiveness etc, buh to b honest, it took me abt 7months to gada maslf together. I've showd her everytin, she dun lick ma lollypop b4 just for her to know ma decision ain't abt impotency. Aniway, dats past...I'm still on ma decision tho and I'm hapi ds way. Hw u dear.? |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:25am On Apr 10, 2015 |
pbs4real: Well..he broke up cos of sex.. not care.. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 9:29am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: should I say yours is good. my ex told me she stopped having feelings for me. a girl that wud always say "Yemi, I don't wanna lose u. I wudnt take it if it happens" |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:30am On Apr 10, 2015 |
dharay99: Lol.. chai.. ur own is bad oo. Hope u know we r no more dating . U can imagine, she still came back to beg!!smh.. Anyways u bolder and better now As for how i am.. I'm tryna suppress my anger hormone.. y aint u okay na |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:31am On Apr 10, 2015 |
yemstok: lolzzz. Well she lost d feelings na.. wat can a gal do.. Kpele iyeh.. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: I saw ur post on ur diary, I dat d reason...why u angry.? Reason y I ain't ok.? Wish I could type it here. |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 9:36am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: Lmao. how cud she have lost it. she was careless nnni. I'm over it anyways. BTW, if that's u on ur dp, ure a fine geh....xpeciali dose eyes. *no comment* |
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 10, 2015 |
tohpahz: No, thanks. |
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