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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:
About me...

"Phetty" is the sobriquet...

Graduated from LAUTECH...Mechanical Engineering

Single and searching...

Anda no wan lie again oh...I'm Engaged jor

Abi...wait oh...beauty and brains dey plenty here oh (guy...no dull yourself)

I've concluded to declare me #Single&Searching...

Am I working? Errmm...Yes...Halfly working

And to you, Adeoti01, thanks for breaking my shell...

We go meet for WWE ring
Hardcore, Caged fight...

Expect my ninjustu and genjutsu skillz
finally a ladokite shows up in this room,.... ok there was one but didn't stay long, Anyway welcome phetty, u should meet the queen of the room in person of Jamean..... nd many other lovely ladies around cocolav, beau49,...... feel at home bro....
greatest gbogbo


oooh i Did it!
Been an age i opened a new page #dancing makosa

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:
About me...

"Phetty" is the sobriquet...

Graduated from LAUTECH...Mechanical Engineering

Single and searching...

Anda no wan lie again oh...I'm Engaged jor

Abi...wait oh...beauty and brains dey plenty here oh (guy...no dull yourself)

I've concluded to declare me #Single&Searching...

Am I working? Errmm...Yes...Halfly working

And to you, Adeoti01, thanks for breaking my shell...

We go meet for WWE ring
Hardcore, Caged fight...

Expect my ninjustu and genjutsu skillz

Oh boy....so una dey inside shell before....
Tot na chevron,cita,total,nlng or obax you dey ni...Jah saves you,else we for ban you today today...
.
.
For ring...dem no tell you say I don drop my gloves...me no dey punch again...
.
.
Na job I dey find now...dats y am on jobland...
You mentioned Lautech...pls tell me something about that school...
So you b Mech.Engr too...we don plenty Ooº°˚˚°o ...I go come ur side for Autocad,PDMS,Inventor,StadPro e.t.c training...
Where you sef...hope no be Mercury una dey Ooº°˚˚°o...
Welcome tho....
Ama coming for yah...
Block me for DominoPlaza as per....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:07pm On Apr 10, 2015
cc150615:

finally a ladokite shows up in this room,.... ok there was one but didn't stay long, Anyway welcome phetty, u should meet the queen of the room in person of Jamean..... nd many other lovely ladies around cocolav, beau49,...... feel at home bro....
greatest gbogbo

Of the greatest si won...of the greatest pa won...of the greatest gbogbogbo...
.
.
Intimidation; we condone not....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

Nice to meet you all

A question just popped into my head.

In the above intro, why do 'ladies' come before 'gentlemen'

No be man God first created ni


Cheap question...see you...
Since the *fall* of man;na woman take over;una no knw...
.
.
Next one abeg....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 5:13pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

Nice to meet you all

A question just popped into my head.

In the above intro, why do 'ladies' come before 'gentlemen'

No be man God first created ni


Ladies first noni....you(men) are supposed to be our protector shield....physically that is....lol


Just joking...I don't know why it is so but we likit cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 5:15pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Not by power,nor by Strength...but the spirit says Baba...surely I can....Yes we can...(You made me remember Obama '07 campaign slang)...
But with God sha...U&I nothing is impossible...
Wait make I arrange moi bag(come where's dis my one and only canvass Ooº°˚˚°o ,abeg I no get money to pay Kaymu again, wot of moi Tshirt)....
.
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Kkk...send the ad....ama ready(ati ready ati ready ati ready...u remember dat EarthQuake 2004 song)

Lol....ok o. Lemme go and peep the address so I can send tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:16pm On Apr 10, 2015
CoCoLav:
Tolutweety!

Adeoti be pitying me shocked sad angry

Coco...you just dislike me for *no* reason...
Uhm...I yield to ur 0.5 cent advice now...*i don park well Ooº°˚˚°o *
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:20pm On Apr 10, 2015
beau49:



Ladies first noni....you(men) are supposed to be our protector shield....physically that is....lol


Just joking...I don't know why it is so but we likit cheesy

Dear...av answered the man jare....
Remember that CRS dem teach us for primary school na...topic: THE FALL OF MAN...since den me don knw say na Ladies/Women take over...so the thing went in reverse...Woman becomes first and Man then follows...that's y the goodBook says the first shall become last...no wonder tis woman dat first saw Christ when He rose....
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Gushhhh...wot am I writing...we aint in Bible class...moi bad....
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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:21pm On Apr 10, 2015
beau49:


Lol....ok o. Lemme go and peep the address so I can send tongue

*peep*....since....
Am waiting...am inside rain for bus stop here....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 5:36pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Coco...you just dislike me for *no* reason...
Uhm...I yield to ur 0.5 cent advice now...*i don park well Ooº°˚˚°o *


Dislike ke? angry sad
How?
Why?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 10, 2015
CoCoLav:



Dislike ke? angry sad
How?
Why?

OMG...3questions at the same time...
Where I wan start Ooº°˚˚°o ...
.
.
Lolzzzzz....
Answer...I just want to drag ur attention...Lobatan....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


OMG...3questions at the same time...
Where I wan start Ooº°˚˚°o ...
.
.
Lolzzzzz....
Answer...I just want to drag ur attention...Lobatan....


You better answer!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 5:44pm On Apr 10, 2015
cc150615:

Vote sha Sorry i don't have pvc, I'm good tho

Alright....no probs.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015
CoCoLav:



You better answer!

Maybe *in camera*....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 5:53pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Of the greatest si won...of the greatest pa won...of the greatest gbogbogbo...
.
.
Intimidation; we condone not....

oooh my, now I'm really excited
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2015
cc150615:


oooh my, now I'm really excited

Really....
Share the good news....Lolz....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:59pm On Apr 10, 2015
Dasher...go to kitchen...your visitor is on his way....

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 6:15pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01 just chill....real ladies don't rush cool
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:25pm On Apr 10, 2015
beau49:
adeoti01 just chill....real ladies don't rush cool

Ahahahah....
Scratching my head to fill in *the nearest in meaning to the quoted statement*....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
cc150615:

finally a ladokite shows up in this room,.... ok there was one but didn't stay long, Anyway welcome phetty, u should meet the queen of the room in person of Jamean..... nd many other lovely ladies...

Aside me, there's been an active LAUTECH Alumni in da house...show yourself now oh...or else....

Oh! Queen Jamean! Who enthroned you Awon omo onile ti de oh...pay your tithe before we impeach you

cc...something (ah never cram those figures yet), seems you were a ladokite too

[/quote] oooh i Did it!
Been an age i opened a new page #dancing makosa [/quote]

This remind me of a day in few years back when a friend was congratulating another friend that his post made the FP. I was like...what?! You win jackpot ni ?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:32pm On Apr 10, 2015
undecided undecided

UGLYS:

Till I recall the first time we hung out, then we can hang out again.

For now its Mizmycoli, afterwards Jamean, then beau49, and so on. You are 13th in line. Be patient, I will hang out with y'all.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2015
beau49:



Ladies first noni....you(men) are supposed to be our protector shield....physically that is....lol


Just joking...I don't know why it is so but we likit cheesy

Why una no go like am? #smiles

Protector shield from the front or back
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On Apr 10, 2015
See them....
Dem don come back from work...
Cc:
Mtor
Jamean
Phetty
FriedPlantain...(Chai;longtime, Boss)
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:37pm On Apr 10, 2015
Hehe..Queen without a Crown or Castle sad

cc150615:
So I've really missed u guys on here....

Jamean, the queen of the house, i hail u...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Oh boy....so una dey inside shell before....
Tot na chevron,cita,total,nlng or obax you dey ni...Jah saves you,else we for ban you today today...
.
.
For ring...dem no tell you say I don drop my gloves...me no dey punch again...
.
.
Na job I dey find now...dats y am on jobland...
You mentioned Lautech...pls tell me something about that school...
So you b Mech.Engr too...we don plenty Ooº°˚˚°o ...I go come ur side for Autocad,PDMS,Inventor,StadPro e.t.c training...
Where you sef...hope no be Mercury una dey Ooº°˚˚°o...
Welcome tho....
Ama coming for yah...
Block me for DominoPlaza as per....

You wan use Domino Pizza bribe me abi??

Ermmm...ah go try spare you...on one condition: I wanchu see Domino's delivery man at my office's gate on Monday. Kapich?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:40pm On Apr 10, 2015
You can become a good novelist smiley

beau49:


**batting eyelash** I don't know about 49th but am definitely a very buriful gehl**flips hair with a dashing smile on my face**

cheesy grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:50pm On Apr 10, 2015
Olori I of Uvwie Kingdom, Effurun, Delta state cheesy

I'm not a monarch from Lagos elsewhere tongue

phetty:


Aside me, there's been an active LAUTECH Alumni in da house...show yourself now oh...or else....

Oh! Queen Jamean! Who enthroned you Awon omo onile ti de oh...pay your tithe before we impeach you

cc...something (ah never cram those figures yet), seems you were a ladokite too

oooh i Did it!
Been an age i opened a new page #dancing makosa

This remind me of a day in few years back when a friend was congratulating another friend that his post made the FP. I was like...what?! You win jackpot ni ?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:52pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:


You wan use Domino Pizza bribe me abi??

Ermmm...ah go try spare you...on one condition: I wanchu see Domino's delivery man at my office's gate on Monday. Kapich?

Yafffinnn ya in *icelandic*
Dos security wey dey ur coy gate bah...dem go tell d delivery man say na Wrong address...cos go be strange to them...unless nah FMN or Dangote autos wan enter....na wetin dem knw b dat....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
phetty:


Why una no go like am? #smiles

Protector shield from the front or back

*Front or Back* ke...
Pls am running on Kilobyte Medulla...pls do well to break it down....
Mind you...am a *minor*
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 6:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
Hey everyone

What's happening here?

Going home, on the ever busy road of Lagos.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:57pm On Apr 10, 2015
Jamean:
Olori I of Uvwie Kingdom, Effurun, Delta state cheesy

I'm not a monarch from Lagos elsewhere tongue



Okkkk...Better...
Tot you're from Oba Ridwan Akiolu palace ni...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 6:57pm On Apr 10, 2015
Jamean:
Olori I of Uvwie Kingdom, Effurun, Delta state cheesy

I'm not a monarch from Lagos elsewhere tongue


I heard you're the queen here...

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