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| Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:38pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Let's share the memories of the dumbest things we've done when trying to gain that dude or babe's attention. Lemme start first: This happened 3years ago, i was crushing on this beautiful damsel as in full-time crushing and i tried to all my best to gain her attention but to no avail. On this faithful day, i decided to do a little show off with my dad's car despite the fact that I was not that good at driving as at then, i drove the car over to her mum's shop to buy some drinks, on getting there, i was expecting her to come and attend to me but God has already planned my judgment day already, it was her mum that attended to me and i was outside stretching neck to see maybe she is in the shop but she was not, i bought what i wanted to buy and went back into the car, but as i tried starting the engine of the car, car no gree start, Jesus! what's happening? i later realized that the fuel has finished, i had to leave the car there until evening when my dad came back from office, and he called his mechanic to come and check the car, the funniest part is that, i wanted her to witness how i brought the car but it was a failed mission cause she only witnessed the dirty slaps my dad was giving me when the mechanic was busy repairing the car. Jez imagine, that awkward moment when you dad is lancing you slaps in front of your crush  Now, over to you  7 Likes |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by falconey(m): 5:39pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
hmmmm thinking......I became a CELE member! Wear white garment to see her. |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
This one take style hard o....@orijin my main guy |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Way back in sec school, I told her to teach me maths...claiming that I didn't understand. Instead make she tell me say she no understand, she begin dey teach me nonsense.... Anyway, that's how we started talking.
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| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by justmag(m): 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Took the wrong bus just so I can talk to her. Called in sick that day.  ...the things we do for women. |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
i have a very big teeth, so i was just grinning at her, she was looking at me in a weird way, she asked if i was okay, i told her i wasnt ok, she laughed and we got chatty |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Can't relate. |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kodded(m): 5:47pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Back in those days  Gave her brother ma video game so that she go feel me Only for ma mom to escort me back to their house to collect it back  Omoh see slap for road 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:47pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Vixo:oga mi, you go try put something down noni |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kolomax(m): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
It was raining that day so I gave her my umbrella then I walk home only to be beating blue&black by my wicked uncle |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Rexhenrex(m): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
.mine was dis law gurl she was been harrassed by a guy in there lodge, i was having a serious crush on her but she was trying to friend zone me, she told me about the ish so i wanted her to feel me i go carry two empty bottles of origin she begged me not to go but i been want feel like superman . i now told her to show me the guys room, i banged the door thrice when the guy came out the girl started ranting desmond my friend will kill u today. chai...i looked at the guy and looked at my self he was 4times my size... i knew the outcome will not be good, i just wise up i know say if them hospitalize me she go come visit me with another guy and besides she called me friend and not her boyfriend. Desmond:bros who goes u, me: good evening abeg u know this gurl?? Desmond:yes she send u come beat me abi? Me:no she the craze if she Bleep up arrange her she no the hear desmond:wetin this bottle the do for your hand me:i been wan buy cold origin before i say make i report her to you  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kolomax(m): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kodded: |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Young03(m): 5:51pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Am a real guy, so gals fight 4 me, dont knw wat ur talkin abt |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:53pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
falconey:hehehe. . . she don churchzone you |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Emmatdayo(m): 5:55pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
falconey:lol,guy ur case critical o |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Enegod(m): 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Back in late 1980s... I had a crush on one of the school hotties,she never really went anywhere without her "ugly" friend's company. So.... to continue click—>HERE |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by 3DCYCLOPS: 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Went over to her house and started throwing stones on the roof...unfortunately for me her dad came from behind and held me. "Ehen I don catch you..so na you they use stone put hole for my zinc abi..your own don finish today." He called his daughter to witness the beating of her lover.  *FICTION |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 5:59pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
dolapobello1: |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kodded(m): 6:00pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kolomax: Choi you have finished me |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Orijin101: Nice story. Lmfaao |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by lexychuks(m): 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Dumbest thing I've ever done was not doing anything at all. I just snubbed her |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
wristwatch:baba, no jez laf ur fvckin ass out, share your own  |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
3DCYCLOPS: abeg, helep me reduce that space wey you keep BTW, nice comment |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by ifex370(m): 6:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I'll be back to comment |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by izzyboy10(m): 6:13pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
It was while I was in secondary school.I had to put my left hand on my navel and "suck" with my mouth.Later she noticed and asked what's up with that.We later got chatty and she fell head over heels in love with me.:-D |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kinglekan: 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Orijin101: ROTFL.. Orijin shey na my thread inspire you to remember this. Mehn u deserved to be flogged ooo. Hahahah, d geh go just dey pity u. Cc: Lala247, chiam55. U guys need to read this post 1 Like |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Slimzjoe(m): 6:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I dey come Modified: Where should I start from?? Okay...... Make I start from when I gave Damola I and my younger brother transport fare because she lost her own??then we trekked home and I got beat silly for that..... Or when I was smiling at Damola foolishly during Cell meeting and got a heavy back hand slap from my Mum?? What of when I starved myself and my younger bro because I didn't want Chizoba to see that we wanted to eat beans......My Mum came back earlier than I expected and scolded me to death Them Many sha......I mumu Die for Woman Growing up |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 6:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan:lolz. . . As in, since that time ehn, i no pass the front of her shop again |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by Nobody: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kodded:diz really gat me cracked up. |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kinglekan: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Orijin101: Ur papa wash u gan ooo. Him just dey tospi u with beta slap. Hahahahaha #Gbayi Orijin Papa |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by jaykaylegend(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Went to her house gate everyday after school and sat there till very late in the night.. Them no put password for their wi-fi!! 3 Likes |
| Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by ilovecritics(m): 6:31pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I've done a lot my people.. A lot If my body is filled with mouth, it won't be enough to say it all. |
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